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▫ Feb 24 2006, 22:22 Post #281
And you 2 demonstrate some very proper whoring techniques and why I may never be in the same class :lol:
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 22:25 Post #282
QUOTE(belicked6924)
And you 2 demonstrate some very proper whoring techniques and why I may never be in the same class :lol:


my friend.... there are very few who that hold a candle to us :P
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▫ Feb 25 2006, 03:10 Post #283
We should have a Simpson's thread. There are enough good ones to run it up over a hundred pages. Here's one that could be sports related, and one of my all time favorites.

Homer: Remember, the first step in failing, is trying. The lesson is: Never try.

2nd All time: Burns: "Oh, I get your angle. Every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat in this God-forsaken state will see me hunkering down for chow with Eddie Punchclock. The media will have a field day."
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▫ Feb 25 2006, 03:50 Post #284
I for one am ambivalent about the idea of a Simpsons thread....why?

I doubt it will be as fun to post innane and pointless quotes in there as it is currently posting them wherever we want :P
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▫ Feb 25 2006, 03:58 Post #285
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I for one am ambivalent about the idea of a Simpsons thread....why?

I doubt it will be as fun to post innane and pointless quotes in there as it is currently posting them wherever we want :P

Yeah what Bondi said.
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▫ Feb 25 2006, 04:40 Post #286
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Yeah what Bondi said.


Oh yeah... that guy :P
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▫ Feb 25 2006, 21:52 Post #287
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh yeah... that guy :P

Yeah, I can see that. It's trying to work one in that's relevant that's half the fun. Cancel that last order.
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▫ Feb 26 2006, 06:47 Post #288
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I for one am ambivalent about the idea of a Simpsons thread....why?

I doubt it will be as fun to post innane and pointless quotes in there as it is currently posting them wherever we want :P


Did someone say Simpsons. This is what drinking did to Homer....
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▫ Feb 26 2006, 20:00 Post #289
QUOTE(evade20)
Did someone say Simpsons.  This is what drinking did to Homer....

No that's what birth did to Homer. :roflmao:
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▫ Feb 27 2006, 05:16 Post #290
QUOTE(closeup)
Yeah, I can see that. It's trying to work one in that's relevant that's half the fun. Cancel that last order.


thats right.... otherwise you'd just visit a simpsons quote site
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▫ Feb 27 2006, 16:21 Post #291
QUOTE(bondiguy)
thats right.... otherwise you'd just visit a simpsons quote site


which i have done and it's just not as enjoyable without naked women there as well.

"and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked...
[off Marge's glare] Marge."
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▫ Feb 28 2006, 04:55 Post #292
QUOTE(Gnappster)
"and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked...
                 [off Marge's glare] Marge."

You sure that's not a Gnappy quote? :huh:
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▫ Feb 28 2006, 15:16 Post #293
QUOTE(belicked6924)
You sure that's not a Gnappy quote? :huh:


:ph34r:
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▫ Mar 1 2006, 05:04 Post #294
QUOTE(belicked6924)
You sure that's not a Gnappy quote? :huh:


nah.... its the Simpsons for sure.... although Marge can look kinda hot with her hair down :blink: :P
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▫ Mar 1 2006, 07:59 Post #295
QUOTE(bondiguy)
nah.... its the Simpsons for sure.... although Marge can look kinda hot with her hair down :blink:   :P


Even with her hair up she looks pretty good ;)
MargeSimpson1.jpg MargeSimpson2.jpg
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▫ Mar 1 2006, 08:24 Post #296
QUOTE(Christof)
Even with her hair up she looks pretty good ;)
MargeSimpson1.jpg  MargeSimpson2.jpg


Yeah.... I'd hit it
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▫ Mar 1 2006, 16:29 Post #297
QUOTE(Christof)
Even with her hair up she looks pretty good ;)


Arr, these pictures will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 02:40 Post #298
:2thumbsup: Christof
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:52 Post #299
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Arr, these pictures will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.


lol sea captain
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:48 Post #300
Here's an old chestnut that's suddenly relevant again. Steelers & Dolphins tonight. (Steelers by 7, at least) The Patriots are again favored to win their division. Lynette, I've always wanted to be a wide receiver for the Patriots. I'm thinking I'll "Just Do It" the next game I go to at Foxboro. When Brady throws one into the end zone, I'll run onto the field and catch it. Watch the highlights of me catching it, then getting escorted off the field. I'll be sure and mention your name as my inspriation. :P

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