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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 16:37 Post #61
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
And is your baby-sitter waiting for you at your house??? :2thumbsup:


and mother-in-law?? :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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A Cup
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 17:16 Post #62
QUOTE(7mary3)
Not so much a date idea but an opportunity, not that I expect any serious responses, but at least fun to contemplate what the evening might be like this November.

Picture it a - formal military banquet (tux and tail kind of thing) - me the dashing young officer in my full military dress (tuxedo) escorting you in your best revealing formal gown and the topic of all the gentlemen's conversations.  An evening of conversation, dancing, and ...

Almost sounds like a fairytale by my description.  If you need a pic of me to help the fantasy send a PM.  I have been told the "looks decent wagon didnt pass me by."


... and the conceited canoe and stuck-up ship did'nt miss your port of call either... :puke: :puke:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 18:38 Post #63
QUOTE(Gnappster)
in an unrelated train of thought: Bo, wanna go for seafood on my new Polaris King Quad?  :drama:

unrelated? sex and riding quads are very much related! u know, sunshine and a breeze on your face, legs spread around a nice padded seat (provided by polaris of course)....forget the seafood. we'll eat later. :)

when im hungry, im hungry. when im horny, im......breathing! HAHA
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 18:40 Post #64
QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick)
... and the conceited canoe and stuck-up ship did'nt miss your port of call either... :puke:   :puke:

:lol:

and i thought i was the only one who dug up stuff like this!

:lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 18:56 Post #65
QUOTE(boanna)
unrelated?  sex and riding quads are very much related! u know, sunshine and a breeze on your face, legs spread around a nice padded seat (provided by polaris of course)....forget the seafood. we'll eat later.   :)

when im hungry, im hungry.  when im horny, im......breathing! HAHA


THAT should be your sig....or your bumper sticker haha
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 20:57 Post #66
i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house. Once a month we plan a mystery date. If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together. Then..i tell him the actual date. I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home. :) Just a thought.
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread.
Hi all! ;)
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 21:02 Post #67
QUOTE(hott1976)
i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.  :)   Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all!  ;)


cool idea.
what's one of the better ones you've been taken on...taken him on? :drama:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 21:29 Post #68
QUOTE(boanna)
well we can forget the lobster. throw something in the cooler and lets go! :)

What is your drink of choice Bo? by the way Journey is the opening act so we may have to get stoned before the show begins :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 23:49 Post #69
QUOTE(boanna)
:lol:

and i thought i was the only one who dug up stuff like this! 

:lol:


:lol: I know I'm lame for reading old posts but I just had to call this dude on his high and mighty attitude... I support our troops and my dad and uncles were all decorated vets from WWII but this dude reminds me of the ROTC guy Niedelmeyer in Animal House and is probably an officer that will get fragged by his men... in fact, maybe that is the reason we don't see him around here anymore...

P.S. Oh Bo by the way, nice ATV... and the decoration reclining on top is pretty also... :)
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 06:31 Post #70
QUOTE(Gnappster)
THAT should be your sig....or your bumper sticker haha


It is wittier than all of ours put together!

QUOTE(hott1976)
i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.  :)   Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all!  ;)


Great Idea hott.... I may just steal that!

btw, welcome back :kisses:
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▫ Oct 1 2006, 16:20 Post #71
QUOTE(hott1976)
i Do have a date idea...
this is something we do at my house.  Once a month we plan a mystery date.  If i am the planner i decide what we are doing..i pay, i drive and i have to go out of my way to find something we may have never done together.  Then..i tell him the actual date.  I don't give him details except what to wear and how long to expect to be away from home.  :)   Just a thought. 
We also have a fantasy jar but........ we'll let that one go for another thread. 
Hi all!  ;)


tell us more about the the fantasy jar ...please ;)
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D Cup
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▫ Oct 1 2006, 16:56 Post #72
QUOTE(boanna)
unrelated?  sex and riding quads are very much related! u know, sunshine and a breeze on your face, legs spread around a nice padded seat (provided by polaris of course)....forget the seafood. we'll eat later.   :)

when im hungry, im hungry.  when im horny, im......breathing!  HAHA

bo the only quad i own is a bronco...does that qualify
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▫ Oct 5 2006, 23:22 Post #73
Ya know, and this may sound weird, I took a girl to an indoor rifle range. She got a little class from me on how to shoot a handgun, no pun you guys :haha: , and she really had a good time. She'd been having a bad week at work and I didn't tell her where we were going or what we were doing until we pulled up to the place. The after that we just went and sat down at this Greek place to eat and talked for a while. Sorry no sex :unsure: .
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▫ Oct 15 2006, 19:46 Post #74
QUOTE(Hendo)
Ya know, and this may sound weird, I took a girl to an indoor rifle range. She got a little class from me on how to shoot a handgun, no pun you guys  :haha: , and she really had a good time. She'd been having a bad week at work and I didn't tell her where we were going or what we were doing until we pulled up to the place. The after that we just went and sat down at this Greek place to eat and talked for a while. Sorry no sex  :unsure: .


were the ones that should say sorry , pistol rounds are expensive , and then a meal on top of that and no sex , so sorry !!!!!! :bang:
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 01:31 Post #75
QUOTE(ddd35)
were the ones that should say sorry  , pistol rounds are expensive  , and then a meal on top of that   and no sex ,   so sorry  !!!!!!  :bang:


Yep that was about a $150 dollar date but we had fun..... :haha: . Story of my life :bang: .
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 07:05 Post #76
QUOTE(ddd35)
were the ones that should say sorry  , pistol rounds are expensive  , and then a meal on top of that   and no sex ,   so sorry  !!!!!!  :bang:


Yeah... I have paid less for hookers!!! :ph34r:
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 16:32 Post #77
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah... I have paid less for hookers!!! :ph34r:


hahahaha

me too, but they still wouldn't have sex with me :buti:
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 17:48 Post #78
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahahaha

me too, but they still wouldn't have sex with me :buti:

I once met a hooker who was so hungry she blew me for free just so she could have something warm in her stomach.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 05:38 Post #79
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahahaha

me too, but they still wouldn't have sex with me :buti:


Damn
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 13:15 Post #80
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Damn

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