Would You Be Offended

C Cup

Member No.: 9995 Posts: 821 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Mar 3 2011, 17:57 Post #1

Ok, so my wife has a few friends who are gay. Yesterday she finds out that one of the guys says he can't hang out with her anymore because his BF was pissed. Apparently he can't stop fantasizing about sticking his "thing" between her boobs and giving her a nice glazing. She was pretty upset. I told her she should be pleased to know that she can make a gay man think straight thoughts for a while.
How bout you ladies..if it was you what would you think?

Granted I don't want her to do it for him, but I think its pretty funny.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 3 2011, 20:10 Post #2

QUOTE(stevieboy)

Ok, so my wife has a few friends who are gay. Yesterday she finds out that one of the guys says he can't hang out with her anymore because his BF was pissed. Apparently he can't stop fantasizing about sticking his "thing" between her boobs and giving her a nice glazing. She was pretty upset. I told her she should be pleased to know that she can make a gay man think straight thoughts for a while.
How bout you ladies..if it was you what would you think?

Granted I don't want her to do it for him, but I think its pretty funny.

Personally, I would probably now believe that he's "Bi" and that a friendship that I thought was great, was actually built on a lie. I think I would feel a little betrayed. BUT, I would also take it as a compliment to my rack once my blood pressure went back down.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Mar 4 2011, 12:30 Post #3

QUOTE(stevieboy)

Ok, so my wife has a few friends who are gay. Yesterday she finds out that one of the guys says he can't hang out with her anymore because his BF was pissed. Apparently he can't stop fantasizing about sticking his "thing" between her boobs and giving her a nice glazing. She was pretty upset. I told her she should be pleased to know that she can make a gay man think straight thoughts for a while.
How bout you ladies..if it was you what would you think?

Granted I don't want her to do it for him, but I think its pretty funny.

That is kinda funny

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 5 2011, 00:12 Post #4

QUOTE(stevieboy)

Ok, so my wife has a few friends who are gay. Yesterday she finds out that one of the guys says he can't hang out with her anymore because his BF was pissed. Apparently he can't stop fantasizing about sticking his "thing" between her boobs and giving her a nice glazing. She was pretty upset. I told her she should be pleased to know that she can make a gay man think straight thoughts for a while.
How bout you ladies..if it was you what would you think?

Granted I don't want her to do it for him, but I think its pretty funny.

I had a very gay guy friend who happened to be a boob guy. If the above happened to me, I'd be bummed that my friend couldn't hang with me anymore and upset that his BF is insecure. I'd also be flattered as hell that he thinks about giving me a good glazing!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Mar 6 2011, 12:35 Post #5

QUOTE(ontippytoes)

I had a very gay guy friend who happened to be a boob guy. If the above happened to me, I'd be bummed that my friend couldn't hang with me anymore and upset that his BF is insecure. I'd also be flattered as hell that he thinks about giving me a good glazing!

Well Hun Im not gay , But id like to give you a good glazing .

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 8 2011, 02:20 Post #6

QUOTE(ddd35)

Well Hun Im not gay , But id like to give you a good glazing .

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Double D's

Member No.: 31352 Posts: 2,913 Joined: 08/2009

▫ Mar 8 2011, 05:44 Post #7

Fell out of my chair laughing.....

OHHHHH SHIIITTTT! THAT IF HILLARIOUS!!!!!

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Melon Master

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▫ Mar 8 2011, 16:00 Post #8

QUOTE(ontippytoes)

well now a good thumbs up !!!

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Melon Master

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▫ Dec 25 2011, 05:18 Post #9

QUOTE(stevieboy)

Ok, so my wife has a few friends who are gay. Yesterday she finds out that one of the guys says he can't hang out with her anymore because his BF was pissed. Apparently he can't stop fantasizing about sticking his "thing" between her boobs and giving her a nice glazing. She was pretty upset. I told her she should be pleased to know that she can make a gay man think straight thoughts for a while.
How bout you ladies..if it was you what would you think?

Granted I don't want her to do it for him, but I think its pretty funny.

I'm straight and I'd like to give Stevieboy's wife a good glazing! He has occasionally posted pics of her tits and they are fine! :2thumbsup:

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E Cup+

Member No.: 36181 Posts: 7,488 Joined: 11/2011

▫ Dec 25 2011, 13:40 Post #10

QUOTE(evade20)

I'm straight and I'd like to give Stevieboy's wife a good glazing! He has occasionally posted pics of her tits and they are fine! :2thumbsup:

i second that! :2thumbsup:

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B Cup

Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Dec 25 2011, 15:35 Post #11

QUOTE(evade20)

I'm straight and I'd like to give Stevieboy's wife a good glazing! He has occasionally posted pics of her tits and they are fine! :2thumbsup:

No lie! Stevie's a lucky lucky man!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 25 2011, 18:13 Post #12

QUOTE(HardDick69)

No lie! Stevie's a lucky lucky man!

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Melon Master

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▫ Dec 26 2011, 02:21 Post #13

QUOTE(HardDick69)

No lie! Stevie's a lucky lucky man!

You got that right

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 26 2011, 03:37 Post #14

QUOTE(ddd35)

You got that right

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