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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 12:36 Post #21
QUOTE(allnaturalguy)
The motion is carried. Next order of business?  :drama:


Close this thread!
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 14:35 Post #22
QUOTE(evade20)
Close this thread!
I was kind of hoping misschickie would read this one and see how ridiculous it is and thus close it. Hey evade, if you send chickie a PM she might close it. :unsure:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 19:25 Post #23
QUOTE(allnaturalguy)
I was kind of hoping misschickie would read this one and see how ridiculous it is and thus close it. Hey evade, if you send chickie a PM she might close it.  :unsure:


The last I heard, Jax had her lock in his basement! :blink: :ph34r:
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▫ Jul 6 2010, 05:01 Post #24
QUOTE(evade20)
The last I heard, Jax had her lock in his basement!  :blink:   :ph34r:

she's HANDCUFFED on my BED and she said to say JUYFJHF JUTFHVM MIOJHYTFD which i believe is i-have-a-big-dick-in-my-mouth-and-cant-talk for he's a dumbass or hey guys
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A Cup
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 00:15 Post #25
I LIKE DA 69 BUT WATEVA
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 20 2010, 01:17 Post #26
QUOTE(Burst_katana)
I LIKE DA 69 BUT WATEVA

once again you already admitted your a virgin so how are u commenting on sex?
i mean you could say you'd like to try it but thats not what your saying...plz die
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Training Bra
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▫ Sep 5 2010, 15:44 Post #27
its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn. Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions.

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq. Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be.
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.
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▫ Sep 5 2010, 16:15 Post #28
QUOTE(Brimstonezv)
its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn.  Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions. 

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq.   Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be. 
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.


Dude.... DO NOT ADD TO THIS THREAD. It was started by a moron who put it in the wrong conference!
:bang: :bang: :bang:
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▫ Sep 8 2010, 06:57 Post #29
QUOTE(Brimstonezv)
its actually not that hard to understand what he meant he didn't mean while having sex he meant watching it in the form of porn.  Rather then insulting him we could talk about Our own favorite positions. 

Now before you go all OMG another noob stfu Rofl bbq.   Granted the poor grammar Simplicity of the post and chance of there already being a thread like this is most definitely probable, However jumping down the throats of every noob that posts a new threat no matter how idiotic isn't exactly a friendly policy.

Now back to the thread at hand how ill conceived it may be. 
I'm a virgin I have no personal favorite Position though I will say that Doggy style does seem to be quite attractive to watch to say the least and I agree with the first poster.

And as for this apparent Hatred of Virgins I fail to see how Sexual Experience is at all relevant when you can simply watch porn or engage in role-plays as a form of experience so just cause you are physically a virgin doesn't mean mentally you aren't sexually active.


ok let me handle this one point at a time cuz he is new and he doesnt know.
First, if you have a position that you always wanted to try then represent it as that and not "ive done it" cuz once u claim to have done it and then say you haven't had sex at all ppl permanently believe your totally full of shit and mock you. Had he posted it as sex positions id like to try he wouldn't have gotten mocked and would have gotten results.

Second, this forum is meant for stuff thats work/public safe and this topic is considerably not. The forum to post it in would obviously be sex talk.

Thirdly this particular n00b broke almost every rule on the board. The reason he got slammed was he was an asshole. He was mean to the women on here left hateful messages and was basically a cancer..only that makes cancer look worse. So anytime he posted he got slammed. I know i personally made it my business to make his life miserable til he either left or the the mods got back to ban him.

Finally, no one cares if he is a virgin or your a virgin. We all were at some point. But don't admit to it one place and then act like your getting tail every other day. What we hate is fake ppl. SO dont be fake,and like evade said let this post die find the thread in the sex talk thread, cuz i guarantee three of these exist in it and add to it instead. But DO NOT start another new thread without checking first.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2010, 22:35 Post #30
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
ok let me handle this one point at a time cuz he is new and he doesnt know.
First, if you have a position that you always wanted to try then represent it as that and not "ive done it" cuz once u claim to have done it and then say you haven't had sex at all ppl permanently believe your totally full of shit and mock you. Had he posted it as sex positions id like to try he wouldn't have gotten mocked and would have gotten results.

Second, this forum is meant for stuff thats work/public safe and this topic is considerably not. The forum to post it in would obviously be sex talk.

Thirdly this particular n00b broke almost every rule on the board.  The reason he got slammed was he was an asshole.  He was mean to the women on here left hateful messages and was basically a cancer..only that makes cancer look worse.  So anytime he posted he got slammed.  I know i personally made it my business to make his life miserable til he either left or the the mods got back to ban him.

Finally, no one cares if he is a virgin or your a virgin.  We all were at some point.  But don't admit to it one place and then act like your getting tail every other day.  What we hate is fake ppl. SO dont be fake,and like evade said let this post die find the thread in the sex talk thread, cuz i guarantee three of these exist in it and add to it instead. But DO NOT start another new thread without checking first.

Jax trying to be a diplomat! :blink: :lol: :ph34r:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 9 2010, 13:01 Post #31
QUOTE(evade20)
Jax trying to be a diplomat!   :blink:   :lol:   :ph34r:

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Double D's
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▫ Sep 11 2010, 06:47 Post #32
nice reply, jax. good job!

i will say, i do think it is rather hilarious that all you jumped all over this guy for posting a dumb thread which didn't do a ton of harm, but you all giggle and 'right, click, save' when some women post unlinked pussy pics which could cause the place to be shut down.

chamorita-something...i see that you are new and perhaps you don't realize that this site was pretty much built on members dogging each other...men have a rough go on here, a lot of pissing going on.

but, at the end of the day, its in the wrong room, it has been done before and its just plain fucktarded.

-closed-

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