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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 7 2006, 15:19 Post #601
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
God I hope so.  I think I'm just going to print out your post and bring it to her.  Right after I book a flight to Miami. 

here's hoping our little plan works.  If it doesn't I might just hold off a week and "stumble" upon this site and your profile and work my magic from there. 

And if neither of those plans work, I'll just knock her out with some ether and bring her to miami unconscious.


ether: where would bob's love life be without it. :lol:
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 7 2006, 16:37 Post #602
QUOTE(Damor)
I hate to say this man, but if she doesn't know you are on this site, then she REALLY isn't going to like the idea...

It should always be her idea!!

Who invited Jiminy Fucking Cricket?? :lol:
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 19:05 Post #603
QUOTE(hott1976)
Well here is what you say...
give her some drinks... then tell her "honey, there is this girl i know on the internet, she's super hot with a great ass and a tight bod (you can keep going if you want)."

dont break your arm patting your own back or your own ass for that matter !!! lol :drinkup:
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 19:27 Post #604
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Who invited Jiminy Fucking Cricket??  :lol:


I musta mssed that week of WOnderful World of Disney. :wacko:
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 21:31 Post #605
QUOTE(Gnappster)
ether: where would bob's love life be without it.  :lol:


He wouldn't have old chomper there, thats for sure
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 21:35 Post #606
QUOTE(bondiguy)
He wouldn't have old chomper there, thats for sure


haha spotted :thumbup:

oops I'm not allowed to do that in here :o
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 21:41 Post #607
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha spotted  :thumbup:

oops I'm not allowed to do that in here  :o


:ph34r:

Although I'm posting in so many threads it all becomes a blur :P
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 22:58 Post #608
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:ph34r:

Although I'm posting in so many threads it all becomes a blur :P

Hey, isn't that the name of paul rubens' super hero character in mystery men? Any relation?

Hi Hott. Damn you're fine!
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 23:52 Post #609
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Who invited Jiminy Fucking Cricket??  :lol:


Your wife! She says Hi by the way!!!
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 01:34 Post #610
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Hey, isn't that the name of paul rubens' super hero character in mystery men?  Any relation? 

Hi Hott.  Damn you're fine!

He was "The Spleen" and his power was......
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 03:14 Post #611
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Hey, isn't that the name of paul rubens' super hero character in mystery men?  Any relation? 

Hi Hott.  Damn you're fine!


I have NFI what ur talking about :P

QUOTE(Damor)
Your wife!  She says Hi by the way!!!


what a nice lady
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 15:19 Post #612
QUOTE(paybarraman)
He was "The Spleen"   and his power was......


attrocious gas?
that movie was pretty funny.
after a night of drinking, some may call me the Spleen as well :P
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:07 Post #613
QUOTE(paybarraman)
He was "The Spleen"   and his power was......

Oh, yeah, you're right. I was mixing him up with some spoof superhero out there somewhere who calls himself the blur. His power is that he can masturbate really fast.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:09 Post #614
QUOTE(Damor)
Your wife!  She says Hi by the way!!!

that's how I know you're lying. she would never say hi to me.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:40 Post #615
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, yeah, you're right.  I was mixing him up with some spoof superhero out there somewhere who calls himself the blur.  His power is that he can masturbate really fast.


I guess I could be the spleen OR the blur....or both!
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:23 Post #616
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, yeah, you're right.  I was mixing him up with some spoof superhero out there somewhere who calls himself the blur.  His power is that he can masturbate really fast.


My secret life....... ruined! :P
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 21:54 Post #617
QUOTE(bondiguy)
My secret life....... ruined! :P

Oops, sorry. Now that we've unmasked your secret identity, who will we turn to when we need someone to masturbate quickly???
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 22:06 Post #618
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oops, sorry.  Now that we've unmasked your secret identity, who will we turn to when we need someone to masturbate quickly???


You should have thought of that BEFOREHAND!!! :P
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 23:09 Post #619
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You should have thought of that BEFOREHAND!!! :P

haha, get it:?? Before HAND!! :lol:
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 00:54 Post #620
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
haha, get it:??  Before HAND!!  :lol:


I made a joke and I didn't even realise :P
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