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B Cup
Member No.: 13218 Posts: 182 Joined: 02/2006
▫ Sep 9 2007, 16:22 Post #121
QUOTE(evade20)
:bonerfied: I'm ready  :bonerfied:


are u really? ill have to see bout that . take a number :P
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D Cup
Member No.: 21382 Posts: 1,611 Joined: 03/2007
▫ Sep 9 2007, 16:32 Post #122
QUOTE(CupidStricksAgain)
good to no :letsfuck: . ne one else wanna audittion?  :2thumbsup:


I'd love to audition with you Cupid ... my hands are itching to be ll over you ! :letsfuck:
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▫ Sep 10 2007, 19:05 Post #123
QUOTE(gwiskup)
I'd love to audition with you Cupid ... my hands are itching to be ll over you ! :letsfuck:


oo just the position i like! maybe ull be firsrt!
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 11 2007, 21:28 Post #124
QUOTE(bondiguy)
How long do you think the "sex" smell hangs around for... I mean if you walk into a room where some people have just had sex, provided there isn't cum everywhere there is that distinct "sex" smell.

that made me laugh out loud for real. That made living at my parents house difficult when I was younger. especially when my younger sister though my girlfriend was cool and wanted to hang out with us when we would be "watching a movie." Nothing like a good euphemism to bite ya in the ass at a later time.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 12 2007, 05:29 Post #125
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that made me laugh out loud for real.  That made living at my parents house difficult when I was younger.  especially when my younger sister though my girlfriend was cool and wanted to hang out with us when we would be "watching a movie."  Nothing like a good euphemism to bite ya in the ass at a later time.


Ohhh I've been in there but in my case it was HER younger sister...
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▫ Sep 12 2007, 17:31 Post #126
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ohhh I've been in there but in my case it was HER younger sister...

well, in that case, I'd have let her stay. :blink:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 13 2007, 04:56 Post #127
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, in that case, I'd have let her stay. :blink:


I didn't say i wasn't trying for that! :P
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▫ Sep 13 2007, 15:59 Post #128
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I didn't say i wasn't trying for that! :P

atta boy! :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 13 2007, 16:36 Post #129
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that made me laugh out loud for real.  That made living at my parents house difficult when I was younger.  especially when my younger sister though my girlfriend was cool and wanted to hang out with us when we would be "watching a movie."  Nothing like a good euphemism to bite ya in the ass at a later time.


it's still a problem for me, but the ladies seem to love the fact I live in my mom's basement. ok...lady...and by lady I mean lifelike synthetic polymer inflateable doll.
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▫ Sep 13 2007, 18:53 Post #130
QUOTE(Gnappster)
it's still a problem for me, but the ladies seem to love the fact I live in my mom's basement. ok...lady...and by lady I mean lifelike synthetic polymer inflateable doll.

Ooh, you got the good kind :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 13 2007, 22:22 Post #131
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
atta boy! :thumbup:


You know it!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
it's still a problem for me, but the ladies seem to love the fact I live in my mom's basement. ok...lady...and by lady I mean lifelike synthetic polymer inflateable doll.


Ohhh I bet she deep throats too!
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 02:54 Post #132
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ohhh I bet she deep throats too!

gee, Gnappy sure is one lucky guy. i can only afford the doll that I have to dry hump. :blink:
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 07:16 Post #133
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
gee, Gnappy sure is one lucky guy.  i can only afford the doll that I have to dry hump.  :blink:


Saliva does the trick :ph34r:
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 15:50 Post #134
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You know it!
Ohhh I bet she deep throats too!

yup, although even the doll seems adverse to the idea.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
gee, Gnappy sure is one lucky guy.  i can only afford the doll that I have to dry hump.  :blink:

yeah, she's all right B)


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Saliva does the trick :ph34r:

:blink:
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 16:08 Post #135
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Saliva does the trick :ph34r:

Even dolls spit in my face :(

QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah, she's all right  B)

:roflmao: Classic!! great reference!
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B Cup
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 19:11 Post #136
haha wow u guys!
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 19:23 Post #137
QUOTE(CupidStricksAgain)
haha wow u guys!

translation: haha, you guys are colossal losers!
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▫ Sep 14 2007, 21:23 Post #138
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yup, although even the doll seems adverse to the idea.yeah, she's all right  B)

:blink:


I bet she doesn't swallow either?

Classic Old School reference

QUOTE(Gnappster)
translation: haha, you guys are colossal losers!


That's what I thought she said
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B Cup
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▫ Sep 15 2007, 15:56 Post #139
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I bet she doesn't swallow either?

Classic Old School reference
That's what I thought she said
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 16 2007, 09:39 Post #140
QUOTE(CupidStricksAgain)
no more like wow u could use some real holes.  aka mine. :suckadick:


I'm not one to say no to a lady!
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