Misschickie

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▫ May 25 2007, 18:09 Post #261

QUOTE(bondiguy)

This is killer. Pulp along with Fight Club have the best dialogue in movies ever!

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

I'm the foot fuckin master...love that line!

QUOTE(evade20)

She just wants to check out your bat. :blink:

This one?

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▫ May 25 2007, 21:40 Post #262

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'm the foot fuckin master...love that line!
This one? :wacko:

yeah it's a great line. I googled Pulp quotes and was just reading through them laughing, some of that dialogue is killer.

"Which wallet's yours?"

"The one that says Bad MotherFucker on it"

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▫ May 25 2007, 21:51 Post #263

QUOTE(bondiguy)

yeah it's a great line. I googled Pulp quotes and was just reading through them laughing, some of that dialogue is killer.

"Which wallet's yours?"

"The one that says Bad MotherFucker on it"

I'm Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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▫ May 25 2007, 22:00 Post #264

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'm Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Oh please dont get me started... I like that little exchange but that girl shits me!

It's long but the last line is a killer...

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

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▫ May 25 2007, 22:14 Post #265

Last one.........

for now

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

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Double D's

Member No.: 21236 Posts: 2,709 Joined: 03/2007

▫ May 25 2007, 22:40 Post #266

QUOTE(Phoenix911)

Fight club i thought was lame and over rated

hahah

phoenix...i don't even know what to say to that. i don't know if i can be friends with you anymore...next you are going to say you didn't like "snatch"

I am Jack's smirking revenge. :muhahaaw:

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2007, 22:46 Post #267

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Last one.........
for now

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

LOL! perfect way to end it (for now)...damn, i was laughing my ass off!

I really do love a pillaged thread!

Gnappy...good to see you!

Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?

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▫ May 25 2007, 22:58 Post #268

QUOTE(misschickie)

phoenix...i don't even know what to say to that. i don't know if i can be friends with you anymore...next you are going to say you didn't like "snatch"

I am Jack's smirking revenge. :muhahaaw:

Fucking piky!

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2007, 23:07 Post #269

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Fucking piky!

I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you

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▫ May 25 2007, 23:12 Post #270

QUOTE(misschickie)

I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you

You are te king of quoting great movies!

I am jack's complete lack of surprise

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Double D's

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▫ May 25 2007, 23:20 Post #271

QUOTE(bondiguy)

You are te king of quoting great movies!

I am jack's complete lack of surprise

I think the word you were looking for was freak.

If I had a tumour, I'd name it Marla

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▫ May 26 2007, 00:04 Post #272

QUOTE(misschickie)

I think the word you were looking for was freak.

If I had a tumour, I'd name it Marla

Marla, the big tourist. (and my fav line) She's like the cut you have on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you just stopped tongue-ing it, but you can't!

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Double D's

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:17 Post #273

Just one boobie...lol. what can i say, i was bored.

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C Cup

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:19 Post #274

QUOTE(misschickie)

Just one boobie...lol. what can i say, i was bored.

even though it is only one i still will take it. :eatme:

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:20 Post #275

QUOTE(misschickie)

Just one boobie...lol. what can i say, i was bored.

and you made me stiff :bonerfied:

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Double D's

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:28 Post #276

QUOTE(ddd35)

and you made me stiff :bonerfied:

NICE!!! I am so happy to hear that!

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:29 Post #277

QUOTE(misschickie)

NICE!!! I am so happy to hear that!

well your bored and Im stiff , we should get together ..

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Double D's

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:29 Post #278

QUOTE(stanley66)

even though it is only one i still will take it. :eatme:

hell, you've see one, you've seen the other, right?

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Double D's

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:30 Post #279

QUOTE(ddd35)

well your bored and Im stiff , we should get together ..

oh holy crap...i can't believe that went over my head!! lol! :bang:

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▫ May 26 2007, 21:31 Post #280

QUOTE(misschickie)

oh holy crap...i can't believe that went over my head!! lol! :bang:

well I was hope it would go a little lower !!!!!!

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