500 posts feels extraordinarily..... bland!

I'd like to see some best of's like you have done previously! I'd do the same one day but I am too damn lazy!!!

p.s bring out some old ones that only the long time members will get

yeah, I think a best of is good. or the *ive idea could be cool too. I say just surprise us. I figure if i don't have any expectations at all, how can I be disappointed. That's how my fiancee gets through the day with me.

Well holy potatoes. The day is finally here. 5000 posts---E cup, no wait, E-cup PLUS!
It's great to know how much time I've spent here when I could have, nay, should have been working.
To celebrate this momentous occasion I have decided to go to Las Vegas next week. What better way to celebrate looking and talking about a whole lot of breasts than going to a town known for much the same thing. Oh, I think they gamble a bit there too.

Anyway, before I depart I figured I would do a best of Gnappster posts from 2500-5000 much as I did when I reached 5000. I thought something different was in order but what the hell, that sounded like work(maybe I should have just thrown together something about zombies). Well I don't know if these are my best posts(and even that is a relative term), they aren't really in any order, but they ARE posts and they ARE mine,
If anyone has any they'd like to add, humour me and add them, or just add some boob pics....actually that would be preferred.
Anyway here are the posts. Enjoy....or print this out to wipe your ass

next someone is gonna tell me that batman and robin were gay.

maybe something about playing with his nuts outside?

I don't think you would damage much with jrock "nightstick"

yay! I'm like a little kid waiting for christmas day, except the present is a hot woman!

Or is it just things like cum and snot that you don't enjoy?

Was it like a poofy shirt?

That's OK, I wouldn't remember me either

saxman would lick your cum from nat's tits as well

I'd eat it if it was made of asbestos

bondi, do you know what Schadenfreude is?

naraz may not have sex with any more women but men are not out of the question

yoink!

cum-- dumpster ... a derogatory term for a woman of questionable morals

i like closeup's movie better..."The woman with 4 tits"

this thread is older than pay

yeah if I'm taking a dump at the same time

supposed to create more intense orgasms,
but I'm already hitting the neighbours house if the window is open

yeah, evade flexes his vaginal muscles daily?

you're jumping to conclusions faster than an episode of three's company

yeah and throw in a large dildo to seal the deal

BAM!

What?! I invented that name. Intellectual theft I say! Whoever pays me the most money or gives me the best head can have it though

You should do what I do to make sure everyone knows it's your birthday. Just walk up to someone and say "Happy Birthday!". And then when they say, "It's not my birthday", you say, "Oh really?! I thought we had the same birthday."

I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law

I think joe kickass would also enjoy a date like that

I'll personally "hand test" all the ladies to get a standardized score. I'm not sure what that means, but it will be fun to try and figure out.

I'm sure glad people have two livers, cuz my first one is wearing out!

That's sure a role reversal from the usual guy's "jumping down" Bobaloo's throat.

PICS?!

That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

The lesson here is don't trust tattoo artists or the Japanese.

PICS?!

I have yet to leave since July 04.

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.
It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count?

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??

And that is all®

So many gems, gnappy!

I like the saxman comment, just because I remember the history of it all.

$50 to outcome bo was also pretty good.

and the three's company is great.

here;s some good ones that I dug out

Well sorry for my ignorance, I guess I don't have the wealth of experience of masturbating into my belly button like you do.

what is the point of this thread...

he's voluntarily posted pics of himself trying on children's clothes in the store. I don't think he embarasses easy.

Okay. I'm done. The damn phone won't stop ringing.

Happy 5k you whore!

"No I dont know what Schadenfreude is but please tell me because I am dying to know!"

Haha some funny and memorable posts there... havent heard Naraz's name in a while and the whole Older Than Pay thread.... classic!

I even spotted the simpsons reference in your lead up

Well done old man

spotted

Wow congrats! Reading this made me think of how many years I have been reading all the dumb things that seem to make sense that come out of your head. Thanks it made mr realise that this is part of my life I relly enjoy, whod of thought. Congrats again I am sure you will be the first to hit 10,000 then you will be a shoe in foe the RMM Hall Of Fame!

hmmm after reading that I'm not sure if I should be proud or embarassed haha.

Congrats on the 5K....We all knew you were a whore.

you're good... you are good!

Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Gnappy's out of here for the summer! In the meantime, we'll be running "Glassic Gnappy". Enjoy...

yup, in commemoration of my 5000th post extravaganza, I am off to Vegas to get drunk and ogle loose women(when my wife is looking the other way of course!). Since I'm sure no one would notice my absence I thought I would announce it here, but on second thought, no one is gonna see it here anyway. Oh well.

Ladies, feel free to post as many titty pics as you choose in here(where's bob's giraffe pic when you need it?), and dudes, feel free to post whatever in here as well, as long as no cock and/or balls are invloved.

And...that...is...all®

HAve a good time in Vegas! Just remember that if you tip real good at the girly clubs they will have a limo outside for you with a happy ending if needed!

What? you don't want to play with your cock and balls

Oh, great, I get to spend summer with my brain!

Please take lots of pics of hot waitresses, strippers, hot broads, hot famous broads, and all the boobies you can the the business end of you camera on. You should also take a picture of the polar bear in the coke store. You can touch the exact spot that Diane had her ass sitting on. beware, I was sitting there a few years back as well.

I'll see you on the flipside.

And last but not least...

C'mon, do it for mama!

I'll see what I can do about the pics...Polar bear? Coke store? Well I promise if I see it, I'll do something memorable.

before diane took down her pics, she had one where she and a friend were sitting on a polar bear statue. it's on the upper level of the coca-cola store. that should lead you to it.

i remember the pic, just not what place that bear happened to reside.
i wouldn't normally go to a coca cola store, unless it is right next door to the Crown Royal store.

Have fun in vegas.

If I see it I will get a pic fo sho.
Maybe I can climb and sit on his big polar bear skull.

I thought you'd be in Vegas drinking with the King by now!!!!!!1

I'll see if I can get his autograph.

I'm gonna be drinking like Ben Sanderson down there