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▫ Mar 9 2007, 18:48 Post #1721
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:blink:

Dude. that chick is hot. Can I get her number??

I'll trade for this girl's number???
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 19:10 Post #1722
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Dude.  that chick is hot.  Can I get her number??

I'll trade for this girl's number???


That chick has some frightening eyes...but I'd still hit it :ph34r:

If you have an extra minute(and you likely will, not having to sift thru 96 bondi posts and the subsequent backlash) you gotta read this article.
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 20:26 Post #1723
QUOTE(Gnappster)
That chick has some frightening eyes...but I'd still hit it  :ph34r:

If you have an extra minute(and you likely will, not having to sift thru 96 bondi posts and the subsequent backlash) you gotta read this article.

What a great job.

3 of many great quotes from the article.

"Um, doggy-style please."

The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm.

I got so many of these products, I almost came to expect prosthetic buttocks to be waiting on my desk every morning ( and pretty much the whole paragraph that this quote came from )
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 20:53 Post #1724
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
What a great job. 

3 of many great quotes from the article.

"Um, doggy-style please."

The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm.

I got so many of these products, I almost came to expect prosthetic buttocks to be waiting on my desk every morning  ( and pretty much the whole paragraph that this quote came from )


I liked:
I hesitated before putting my pride-and-joy into the Real Doll's mouth, which featured a dangerous-sounding "hinged jaw."
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 21:25 Post #1725
All the best on your big day Bondi, here's to a long and happy marriage! :cheers:
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 21:54 Post #1726
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I liked:
I hesitated before putting my pride-and-joy into the Real Doll's mouth, which featured a dangerous-sounding "hinged jaw."

That would have made my top 4 list. :lol:

QUOTE(little_n_soft)
All the best on your big day Bondi, here's to a long and happy marriage!  :cheers:

oxymoron of the week!!!

Speaking of which...

I was listening to the radio a while back and there was a caller who was talking about stuff. I don't remember all the details, but he probably won something and said he was taking his wife with him. After talking about her for a bit, the deejay asked how long he'd been married. He replied, 20 years, but the way we get along it feels like 20 minutes...... underwater.

Just thought I'd share. :)
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 22:00 Post #1727
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
That would have made my top 4 list. :lol:
oxymoron of the week!!!
Speaking of which...

I was listening to the radio a while back and there was a caller who was talking about stuff.  I don't remember all the details, but he probably won something and said he was taking his wife with him.  After talking about her for a bit, the deejay asked how long he'd been married.  He replied, 20 years, but the way we get along it feels like 20 minutes......  underwater. 
Just thought I'd share. :)


oooh I'll have to remember that one! It will be good for a few slaps from my wife :wacko:
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▫ Mar 9 2007, 22:06 Post #1728
QUOTE(Gnappster)
oooh I'll have to remember that one! It will be good for a few slaps from my wife :wacko:

Tried and true :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 11 2007, 18:59 Post #1729
wait bondis getting married im so fucking lost hahahahahahah
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▫ Mar 12 2007, 16:33 Post #1730
QUOTE(Puppet)
wait bondis getting married im so fucking lost hahahahahahah


Next you're gonna wonder where the hell's gate thread went :lol:
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▫ Mar 12 2007, 21:39 Post #1731
Guys and Girls,

Thanks so much for the well wishes. The day was the closest thing to perfection one could hope for, and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

I'd love to tell you all about it but I have a plane to catch.

For those of you with my myspace i have put 2 pics up, many more when I get back.

Later people :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 12 2007, 21:49 Post #1732
Glad to hear it babe! Have a great time and we'l see you when you get back!
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▫ Mar 12 2007, 21:56 Post #1733
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Guys and Girls,

Thanks so much for the well wishes. The day was the closest thing to perfection one could hope for, and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

I'd love to tell you all about it but I have a plane to catch.

For those of you with my myspace i have put 2 pics up, many more when I get back.

Later people :thumbup:


That's awesome to know everything went off without a hitch.
I'll go check out your myspace.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
and without doubt the best day of my life (apart from the day i was frolicking in a fountain of beer, spilling from an overturned beer truck).

you too? :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 13 2007, 00:35 Post #1734
Have fun bondi.. and great catch Gnappy!
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▫ Mar 13 2007, 21:11 Post #1735
The pics are great your wife looks awesome congrats and have a great honeymoon.
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▫ Mar 14 2007, 23:21 Post #1736
Uhhh bondi if you need a body double on your honey moon you call me immediately!! :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 19 2007, 16:11 Post #1737
QUOTE(Puppet)
Uhhh bondi if you need a body double on your honey moon you call me immediately!! :thumbup:

As much as I bet bondi would love to have you there, I highly doubt you'd make a good body double of his wife. :lol:
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▫ Mar 19 2007, 16:54 Post #1738
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
As much as I bet bondi would love to have you there, I highly doubt you'd make a good body double of his wife. :lol:


bwahaha how did i miss that one.

hmmm, i gotta find an "appropriate" pic to post here today.
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▫ Mar 19 2007, 18:28 Post #1739
QUOTE(Gnappster)
bwahaha how did i miss that one.
hmmm, i gotta find an "appropriate" pic to post here today.

Is this appropriate? :blink:
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▫ Mar 19 2007, 18:32 Post #1740
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Is this appropriate? :blink:

and then some!

he looks so proud of himself :lol:
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