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▫ Aug 25 2006, 21:48 Post #681
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Its on tonight so I'll do my best!

Gnappy you are partly correct. What we call Jello you call Jell-O and what you call jell-O we call Jam. I digress, Jelly wrestling is performed in none of the above substances, more KY Jelly, which is a lubricant :thumbup:


:blink:

I don't know what the fuck you just said so I'll just post this:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 21:59 Post #682
I'll summarise:

Jelly = Jell-O (Like the shit kids eat for dessert)
Jam = Jelly (You put it on bread!)

KY Lubricant Jelly = The stuff you use during sex when you cant get your women wet on your own, also the stuff women wrestle in!
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:04 Post #683
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I'll summarise:

Jelly = Jell-O (Like the shit kids eat for dessert)
Jam = Jelly (You put it on bread!)

KY Lubricant Jelly = The stuff you use during sex when you cant get your women wet on your own, also the stuff women wrestle in!


ohhhhhhhh makes sense now, but reread what you posted and see if it makes any sense:
What we call Jello you call Jell-O and what you call jell-O we call Jam.

And to add to this, for us canucks, jelly is like the stuff you put on toast that is just the juice of the fruit gelled like grape jelly, while if it contains the whole fruit mashed up we call it jam, like strawberry jam.
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:05 Post #684
QUOTE(Gnappster)
ohhhhhhhh makes sense now, but reread what you posted and see if it makes any sense:
What we call Jello you call Jell-O and what you call jell-O we call Jam.

And to add to this, for us canucks, jelly is like the stuff you put on toast that is just the juice of the fruit gelled like grape jelly, while if it contains the whole fruit mashed up we call it jam, like strawberry jam.


Ah yes i see... I confused myself! :lol: and you have further fucked things around!

How about we just stick to this: Women will be nude wrestling in some sort of suggestive sticky substance :thumbup:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:10 Post #685
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ah yes i see... I confused myself! :lol: and you have further fucked things around!

How about we just stick to this: Women will be nude wrestling in some sort of suggestive sticky substance :thumbup:


Works fo me!
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:11 Post #686
and because men are greedy we'll drink beer while we watch :cheers:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:15 Post #687
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and because men are greedy we'll drink beer while we watch :cheers:


that's not greedy, that's just knowing how to make a good thing even better! :drinkup:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:20 Post #688
QUOTE(Gnappster)
that's not greedy, that's just knowing how to make a good thing even better!  :drinkup:


like gambling on sports?
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:26 Post #689
QUOTE(bondiguy)
like gambling on sports?


exactly :thumbup:

or like ice cream with hot fudge, whipped cream and those crumbled up cookie things
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:27 Post #690
QUOTE(Gnappster)
exactly  :thumbup:

or like ice cream with hot fudge, whipped cream and those crumbled up cookie things


mmmmmmmmmm.... crumbled up cookie things uugggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:46 Post #691
QUOTE(bondiguy)
mmmmmmmmmm.... crumbled up cookie things uugggggghhhhhhhhhhh

I hear they say in the bible that jelly wrestling is okay
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:47 Post #692
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I hear they say in the bible that jelly wrestling is okay


Really, where?
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:50 Post #693
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Really, where?

somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:52 Post #694
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:


haha beat me to it.
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 22:53 Post #695
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
somewhere in the back. :lol: :thumbup:


beautiful exchangeI must say :lol:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:03 Post #696
QUOTE(bondiguy)
beautiful exchangeI must say :lol:

we are a dangerous trio. I could hang out here for hours. It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon. I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night. I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick. Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something. hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:06 Post #697
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
we are a dangerous trio.  I could hang out here for hours.  It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon.  I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night.  I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick.  Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something.  hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.


Yes it is much more enjoyable than when I come here and whore this place up with no one to laugh at my various witty remarks!

re the italian rest... one can only hope :thumbup:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:11 Post #698
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
we are a dangerous trio.  I could hang out here for hours.  It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon.  I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night.  I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick.  Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something.  hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.


I thought that's what ballet is :unsure:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:13 Post #699
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought that's what ballet is  :unsure:

:o So I really should have bought those tickets like she asked rahter than the tickets to the monster truck ralley
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 23:15 Post #700
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought that's what ballet is  :unsure:


how could I go past this one?
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