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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:19 Post #2361
QUOTE(baby21)
:blink:   you're only charging 29.95!!??? :( and here I was thinking that you thought more of me than that!!


I gotta make it affordable for every pervert to see! :P
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:21 Post #2362
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I gotta make it affordable for every pervert to see! :P


Sell out :P
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:23 Post #2363
QUOTE(baby21)
Sell out :P


"they drove a dump truck full of money up my driveway!" :P
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:24 Post #2364
QUOTE(bondiguy)
"they drove a dump truck full of money up my driveway!"  :P


:lol:

SOo uhh.. what's my cut of all of this? 50, 70, 80%?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:25 Post #2365
QUOTE(baby21)
:lol:

SOo uhh.. what's my cut of all of this? 50, 70, 80%?


Maybe we should discuss figures over breakfast?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:26 Post #2366
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Maybe we should discuss figures over breakfast?


Breakfast in bed?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:29 Post #2367
QUOTE(baby21)
Breakfast in bed?


Is there any other way?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:33 Post #2368
I changed it up a bit to translate better without the music...

AS YET UNTITLED
I used to see you once a week
I’d sit around just counting sleeps
I’d only see in black and white
For my sore eyes you were a sight.

I tried as hard as I could try
It seemed that time had passed me by
I knew somewhere deep down you cared
I’d live content with what we shared

We seemed to go our separate ways
But in a year how things would change
Then came a night we shared a kiss
I never felt such pure bliss.

As a team both you and I
Have seen the world and shared the highs
I pinch myself each time I see
You lying there in bed with me.

Then came the day you made my life
You said “I do” and “I’m your wife”
I wish I could describe the way
You light my life with every day
-bondi
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:39 Post #2369
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I changed it up a bit to translate better without the music...

AS YET UNTITLED
I used to see you once a week
I’d sit around just counting sleeps
I’d only see in black and white
For my sore eyes you were a sight.

I tried as hard as I could try
It seemed that time had passed me by
I knew somewhere deep down you cared
I’d live content with what we shared

We seemed to go our separate ways
But in a year how things would change
Then came a night we shared a kiss
I never felt such pure bliss.

As a team both you and I
Have seen the world and shared the highs
I pinch myself each time I see
You lying there in bed with me.

Then came the day you made my life
You said “I do” and “I’m your wife”
I wish I could describe the way
You light my life with every day
-bondi


Aww man... bondi is a modern day shakespeare. Seriously though, I love reading the stuff you write.
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:43 Post #2370
Thanks baby... I enjoy writing more than most other things in the world
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:44 Post #2371
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thanks baby... I enjoy writing more than most other things in the world


What about sex and drugs?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:46 Post #2372
QUOTE(baby21)
What about sex and drugs?


Writing ranks somewhere in the middle :P
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:48 Post #2373
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Writing ranks somewhere in the middle :P


What a life!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:49 Post #2374
QUOTE(baby21)
What a life!


I must have saved Jesus in a previous life I swear!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:53 Post #2375
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I must have saved Jesus in a previous life I swear!


Damn. Where do I sign up? Is there a line for that job?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:53 Post #2376
QUOTE(baby21)
Damn. Where do I sign up? Is there a line for that job?


You have to sleep with Moses
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:58 Post #2377
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You have to sleep with Moses


You..? with him? No way!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:59 Post #2378
QUOTE(baby21)
You..? with him? No way!


Uh huh :ph34r:
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 07:00 Post #2379
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I changed it up a bit to translate better without the music...

AS YET UNTITLED
I used to see you once a week
I’d sit around just counting sleeps
I’d only see in black and white
For my sore eyes you were a sight.

I tried as hard as I could try
It seemed that time had passed me by
I knew somewhere deep down you cared
I’d live content with what we shared

We seemed to go our separate ways
But in a year how things would change
Then came a night we shared a kiss
I never felt such pure bliss.

As a team both you and I
Have seen the world and shared the highs
I pinch myself each time I see
You lying there in bed with me.

Then came the day you made my life
You said “I do” and “I’m your wife”
I wish I could describe the way
You light my life with every day
-bondi


Bondi....that is the best, yet. Completely, complete. Please tell me this is what actually happened. I just hope that your life is filled with this lovely passion and attention for the rest of your lives. Thank you so much for sharing it.

Wow, this one absolutley did it for me.
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 07:04 Post #2380
QUOTE(misschickie)
Bondi....that is the best, yet.  Completely, complete.  Please tell me this is what actually happened.  I just hope that your life is filled with this lovely passion and attention for the rest of your lives.  Thank you so much for sharing it. 

Wow, this one absolutley did it for me.


As usual I drew inspiration from reality. I met my wife through her sister who I used to work with. My wife started working with me but our shifts only co-incided once a week. Black and white was the uniform of the workplace we shared.

We dated, we stopped for a year, we kissed and dated again... and the rest is pretty self explanatory

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