happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading!
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.
Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to".
Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.
Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to".
Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"
It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.
Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi
Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"
It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard?
this is the one that struck me...
SURROUNDED
I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.
I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.
I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.
wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard?
this is the one that struck me...
SURROUNDED
I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.
I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.
I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.
-bondi
Yeah I have a few great one liners!
Also, I did scroll through and see which one it was that grabbed your attention... I do know what you mean by a "jump to" feature... had to scroll through alotta shit to find it! haha
ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.
Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi
but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true.
it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense.
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.
Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to".
Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today... "In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed.
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.
My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.
The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.
I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.
My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.
The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.
I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours
Catch ya all soon
you lucky dog and hey dont forget the pictures ...
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.
My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.
The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.
I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours
Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.
My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.
The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.
I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours
