baby sorry if my story sidetracked your thread. These jokers can take a somewhat innocent and embarrassing story and turn into WAR AND PEACE!
As for porn shops i've only been to one in all my life. It was a small dingy place so nothing nearly as exciting as you HOWEVER before I was of legal age (about 15-16) I used to go to this convenience store run by an old chinese guy. He'd always sell me porn magazines. (I being the breastman I am usually bought SCORE) He also had porn videos and i'd buy them too.
The great thing about it all? When I didn't have enough money he'd just put it on a tab and I actually built up credit there!
baby sorry if my story sidetracked your thread. These jokers can take a somewhat innocent and embarrassing story and turn into WAR AND PEACE!
As for porn shops i've only been to one in all my life. It was a small dingy place so nothing nearly as exciting as you HOWEVER before I was of legal age (about 15-16) I used to go to this convenience store run by an old chinese guy. He'd always sell me porn magazines. (I being the breastman I am usually bought SCORE) He also had porn videos and i'd buy them too.
The great thing about it all? When I didn't have enough money he'd just put it on a tab and I actually built up credit there!
I dunno how old you are but back in the day a guy had to actually work to find quality porn. It wasn't as easy as just flipping on your computer.
Kids these days just show no appreciation about pornography like they should.
That is all.
I dunno how old you are but back in the day a guy had to actually work to find quality porn. It wasn't as easy as just flipping on your computer.
Kids these days just show no appreciation about pornography like they should.
That is all.
Yep I know it was quite hard. Interestingly where I live now there's a couple of small porn shops and Adults Only Video location nearby.
I bought a vibrating duck and two pornos, lmao.. the duck didn't even work... and the porn was horrible! We got like pussy party bus patrol and some stripper one... we just sat there and laughed our heads off...
Me and my best friends last night decided to drive up to this mountain that overlooks the city, and it's absolutely gorgeous at night. So about 12:30ish we get up there... We brought flashlights intending to freak out the people who go up there to have sex. The first car we found we pulled up right next to, turned off our lights and started rocking the car...
The second car we saw had fogged up windows so we flipped a bitch and pulled up right behind them, brites on and all. They actually started moving around in the car and we saw the girl trying to get her shirt back on... I haven't laughed that hard in a while..
Don't we sound like mean obnoxious fuckers? But seriously.. who drives all the way up there to have sex!!?? We had to drive back by them to get back down the mountain a little later.. they were still at it, so at least we didn't ruin the mood!
haha.. the things you do when you're bored late at night.
I bought a vibrating duck and two pornos, lmao.. the duck didn't even work... and the porn was horrible! We got like pussy party bus patrol and some stripper one... we just sat there and laughed our heads off...
I hear that, Porno its not what it was back in the day
that sux about duck... you should gotten the rabbit
I hear that, Porno its not what it was back in the day
that sux about duck... you should gotten the rabbit
Lol it was literaly a rubber duck that vibrated.. it even had a pirate outfit and everything. Pretty amazing if you ask me... it was travel size though.. maybe that's why it didn't work so hot.
Me and my best friends last night decided to drive up to this mountain that overlooks the city, and it's absolutely gorgeous at night. So about 12:30ish we get up there... We brought flashlights intending to freak out the people who go up there to have sex. The first car we found we pulled up right next to, turned off our lights and started rocking the car...
The second car we saw had fogged up windows so we flipped a bitch and pulled up right behind them, brites on and all. They actually started moving around in the car and we saw the girl trying to get her shirt back on... I haven't laughed that hard in a while..
Don't we sound like mean obnoxious fuckers? But seriously.. who drives all the way up there to have sex!!?? We had to drive back by them to get back down the mountain a little later.. they were still at it, so at least we didn't ruin the mood!
haha.. the things you do when you're bored late at night.
I think next time you should sneak up on the cars and then take pictures through the windows. At least, that's what I would do.
But that sounds hilarious. That's the kind of shit I'd do... andnot just when I was 18/19.
I think next time you should sneak up on the cars and then take pictures through the windows. At least, that's what I would do.
But that sounds hilarious. That's the kind of shit I'd do... andnot just when I was 18/19.
lol now that's just kinda creepy...
The first time I ever went up, before I was even aware that people went up there to have sex, I got out of the car and we look around and admire the view and we're walking back and my friend runs up to this car that's parked close to us and looks into the window and yells, "Oh my god they're having sex!".. and he knocks on the window and gives the thumbs up... (mind you I didn't take this friend up last night with me, I don't like the idea of getting shot at and or chased down the mountain). That night we saw about 20 different cars up there... naughty people.
Me and my best friends last night decided to drive up to this mountain that overlooks the city, and it's absolutely gorgeous at night. So about 12:30ish we get up there... We brought flashlights intending to freak out the people who go up there to have sex. The first car we found we pulled up right next to, turned off our lights and started rocking the car...
The second car we saw had fogged up windows so we flipped a bitch and pulled up right behind them, brites on and all. They actually started moving around in the car and we saw the girl trying to get her shirt back on... I haven't laughed that hard in a while..
Don't we sound like mean obnoxious fuckers? But seriously.. who drives all the way up there to have sex!!?? We had to drive back by them to get back down the mountain a little later.. they were still at it, so at least we didn't ruin the mood!
haha.. the things you do when you're bored late at night.
lol, what are your fav spots where you had sex out in about?
lol, what are your fav spots where you had sex out in about?
I know this is going to be a big bummer... but I really haven't.
We've tried once or twice in the car, but my bed is so amazingly comfortable, I guess I'm spoiled...
My boyfriend is 6'2 250 lbs, wide football player shoulders, and he's built... we don't squeeze into small places well.. and when we try, I'm the one bent in weird/painful angles... haha.
