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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:38 Post #21
ok, so i know it's not exactly wine...

but for some reason, there's this image of licking bubbling champagne off a naked hotj and jade in my head...

can't get it out of my mind... don't think i really want to either though
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 02:57 Post #22
QUOTE(jrock8)
ok, so i know it's not exactly wine...

but for some reason, there's this image of licking bubbling champagne off a naked hotj and jade in my head...

can't get it out of my mind... don't think i really want to either though


I'm popping the bottle right now jrock...

:lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 03:00 Post #23
i'm popping something else... :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 05:18 Post #24
QUOTE(HotJ)
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... :2thumbsup:

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  :lol:


Is every man in Boston a homosexual? (not that there is anything wrong with that) But god damn... you wouldn't be in such a drought in Sydney.

Oh an by the way... "whiskey Dick" is commonly known as the "Fosters Flop" in Australia!

Drunk Sex is great for the rare, occasional wild sex that ensues but overall sober sex enables you to explore more avenues without fear of throwing up or passiong out! haha
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 10:38 Post #25
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Is every man in Boston a homosexual? (not that there is anything wrong with that) But god damn... you wouldn't be in such a drought in Sydney.

Oh an by the way... "whiskey Dick" is commonly known as the "Fosters Flop" in Australia!


No...guys in Boston are not all homosexual, I'm probably just a little bit picky.

And I love this "Fosters Flop" terminology, I'm definitely stealing that one! :lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:49 Post #26
QUOTE(HotJ)
I'm popping the bottle right now jrock...

:lol:


I have a couple left over 40's in my fridge from saturday... can do it ghetto style!

:lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:50 Post #27
QUOTE(Jade)
I have a couple left over 40's in my fridge from saturday... can do it ghetto style!

:lol:


:roflmao: nice....i'm game
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:52 Post #28
QUOTE(HotJ)
:roflmao: nice....i'm game


Word to that then! (thats homeboy language for "that would be swell, lets do that!)
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:54 Post #29
QUOTE(Jade)
Word to that then!  (thats homeboy language for "that would be swell, lets do that!)


wow jade... you are sooooooo white :haha:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:57 Post #30
QUOTE(jrock8)
wow jade... you are sooooooo white  :haha:


Darn... you caught me trying to be a homegirl... it really doesnt work for me

:(
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 21:58 Post #31
yeah, especially when you try saying it w/the bahston accent :P

it's ok... we'll just get your girls nice and drunk and then it won't really matter what anyone's saying right?
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:05 Post #32
QUOTE(jrock8)
yeah, especially when you try saying it w/the bahston accent  :P

it's ok... we'll just get your girls nice and drunk and then it won't really matter what anyone's saying right?


i don't know what you're talking about - you love us "Bahston" girls :lol:

and yes, when we're drunk...it really won't matter jrock

by the way, why is your name jrock and when are you going to do a member's 411 profile??????
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:07 Post #33
QUOTE(HotJ)
i don't know what you're talking about - you love us "Bahston" girls :lol:

and yes, when we're drunk...it really won't matter jrock

by the way, why is your name jrock and when are you going to do a member's 411 profile??????


my initials are j.r... and i came up w/it b/c i'm not that clever :lol: (i guess you could make some hardbody or "rock hard" comment... but it had nothing to do with it... i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm as big a pervert as the rest of you... yeah, you too hotj ;) ...)

and i haven't really figured out what to say for my 411 profile... but speaking of which, why haven't you filled one out?! huh, huh?! :whipya:

oh and yes, lest i forget... i do love you "bahston" girls... :kisses: :kisses: to both of you
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:11 Post #34
QUOTE(jrock8)
my initials are j.r... and i came up w/it b/c i'm not that clever  :lol:   (i guess you could make some hardbody or "rock hard" comment... but it had nothing to do with it... i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm as big a pervert as the rest of you... yeah, you too hotj ;) ...)

and i haven't really figured out what to say for my 411 profile... but speaking of which, why haven't you filled one out?! huh, huh?!  :whipya:

oh and yes, lest i forget... i do love you "bahston" girls...  :kisses:   :kisses: to both of you


Ok, it's nice to know that you're not creative :lol:

umm I hadn't even thought about doing a 411 profile - it seems to be pretty male dominated at the moment though...
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:14 Post #35
well maybe we just need an aggressive woman to get things started there then ;) *hint, hint*

what does this have to do w/drunk, sloppy sex again? :lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:16 Post #36
QUOTE(jrock8)
well maybe we just need an aggressive woman to get things started there then ;) *hint, hint*

what does this have to do w/drunk, sloppy sex again?  :lol:


:lol: ummm...let's recap:

I want/need some drunk/sloppy sex ASAP

and

Jane and are are going to pour 40's over each other and lick it off while talking in "homeboy" slang...

:lol:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:18 Post #37
well considering i'm not part of the pouring 40s thing, that means i get to take part in the first thing on that list? :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:19 Post #38
QUOTE(jrock8)
well considering i'm not part of the pouring 40s thing, that means i get to take part in the first thing on that list?  :2thumbsup:


hey i never said you were part of any of this! :nahnah:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:22 Post #39
ouch :whipya: :bang:
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▫ Aug 1 2005, 22:24 Post #40
QUOTE(jrock8)
ouch  :whipya:    :bang:


just jokin'

you can help us drink the 40's :cheers:

only if you bring me some chicago pizza though!

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