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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jun 26 2007, 17:03 Post #501
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Maybe looking in this case will change his opinion!

Big smile, everybody's happy :thumbup:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, yeah.  And I'll have my white gym socks with red and blue stripes pulled all the way up to my knees.  I'll also be wearing wrist bands.

i see you were the cool kid in your class too!
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 18:30 Post #502
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Big smile, everybody's happy  :thumbup:
i see you were the cool kid in your class too!

Sure was. i also peed in my pants.
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 20:42 Post #503
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sure was.  i also peed in my pants.

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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jun 27 2007, 04:29 Post #504
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Big smile, everybody's happy  :thumbup:


Get help love! :P

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sure was.  i also peed in my pants.


I consider you Miles Davis
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 13:21 Post #505
well we had a nice little getaway for a few days of rest and sex , without the interuptions of the kids ... just so ya know we didnt stay here
tillicum.jpg

and we didnt use this
RedneckB1.jpg

trying to get caught up here at the farm so I wont be around to much this week but I will be back .. I know you could care less but Oh Well have a great week. :cheers:
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 16:21 Post #506
QUOTE(ddd35)
and we didnt use this
RedneckB1.jpg

all i gotta say is, that's gotta hurt coming off :o

QUOTE(ddd35)
trying to get caught up here at the farm  so I wont be around to much this week  but I will be back  .. I know you could care less  but  Oh Well have a great week.  :cheers:

bulls need milking again? :lol:
Attached: bull.jpg
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 18:12 Post #507
QUOTE(Gnappster)
all i gotta say is, that's gotta hurt coming off  :o
bulls need milking again? :lol:

H-I-larious :roflmao:

and likely true.
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▫ Jun 28 2007, 04:27 Post #508
QUOTE(Gnappster)
all i gotta say is, that's gotta hurt coming off  :o


Looks more like a redneck's brazilian! :P
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▫ Jun 28 2007, 12:58 Post #509
QUOTE(Gnappster)
all i gotta say is, that's gotta hurt coming off  :o
bulls need milking again? :lol:


hate to say it but we are collecting semen this week for artificial insemination of some show heifers ... I gotta save that pic ... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 29 2007, 04:31 Post #510
QUOTE(ddd35)
hate to say it but we are collecting semen this week for artificial  insemination of some show  heifers  ...  I gotta save that pic  ...  :2thumbsup:


:puke:
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▫ Jun 29 2007, 13:30 Post #511
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:puke:


okay before ya say it , the bulls love it ... ya put em in a shute shove a large electrical charged thing up there ass and they blow there load in a cup ... you really should try it ....LOL okay so its disgusting but the stuff sells for big money ...
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▫ Jun 29 2007, 15:09 Post #512
QUOTE(ddd35)
okay before ya say it ,  the bulls love it ... ya put em in a shute shove a large electrical charged thing up there ass  and they blow there load in a  cup ...   you really should  try it  ....LOL  okay so its disgusting   but the stuff sells for big money  ...


:blink: I'll stick to jerking off, but whatever works for you.
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▫ Jun 30 2007, 04:08 Post #513
QUOTE(ddd35)
okay before ya say it ,  the bulls love it ... ya put em in a shute shove a large electrical charged thing up there ass  and they blow there load in a  cup ...   you really should  try it  ....LOL  okay so its disgusting   but the stuff sells for big money  ...


QUOTE(Gnappster)
:blink: I'll stick to jerking off, but whatever works for you.


I mean sometimes I sit on my hand for 5 minutes so all the blood rushes away and its a bit tingly, making it feel like someone else's hand but that form of masturbation is extreme! :P
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▫ Jun 30 2007, 12:50 Post #514
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:blink: I'll stick to jerking off, but whatever works for you.


Hey I agree but the bulls like it LOL
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I mean sometimes I sit on my hand for 5 minutes so all the blood rushes away and its a bit tingly, making it feel like someone else's hand but that form of masturbation is extreme! :P


WOW I never thought of that .. :P
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▫ Jul 1 2007, 22:10 Post #515
QUOTE(ddd35)
WOW I never thought of that  .. :P


Learn something everyday :P
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▫ Jul 2 2007, 15:58 Post #516
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Learn something everyday :P


yes we do and thats a good thing ... :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 3 2007, 00:34 Post #517
QUOTE(ddd35)
yes we do and thats a good thing  ... :2thumbsup:


I learned today that no piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! :P
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▫ Jul 3 2007, 04:08 Post #518
QUOTE(misschickie)
I learned today that no piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!  :P


:o

Oh wait, i already knew that :thumbup:
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▫ Jul 3 2007, 12:16 Post #519
QUOTE(misschickie)
I learned today that no piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!  :P


damn glad you told us I was going to spend today trying to learn that ... :kisses:
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▫ Jul 5 2007, 17:35 Post #520
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I mean sometimes I sit on my hand for 5 minutes so all the blood rushes away and its a bit tingly, making it feel like someone else's hand but that form of masturbation is extreme! :P

:lol:

:ph34r:

QUOTE(misschickie)
I learned today that no piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!  :P

the resident fountain of useless information is always happy to educate the masses :P
folding paper in half 12 times

QUOTE(ddd35)
damn  glad you told us I was going to spend today trying to learn that ...  :kisses:

it would probably take you all day learning how to fold a piece of paper in half once :P

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