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▫ Apr 24 2006, 14:19 Post #1961
QUOTE(hott1976)
here's a new pic!

Wow, Hott. What a sexy pic. You have great legs, great ass, great stomach, great boobs, great arms, and great everything else. Love the way your legs look in them heels. I'm glad you're starting to show more of your whole body in some of your pics. You are one sexy little Hotttie. Please keep showin' more.
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 14:24 Post #1962
QUOTE(hott1976)
here's a new pic!


And what a smoking body this is!!! Damn, this is fine!! Loved the new posted pics too!!

What a HOTT lady!

:2thumbsup:

:bonerfied: :niceones:
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 17:20 Post #1963
want to touch the hiney! (hott's hiney)
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 17:26 Post #1964
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want to touch the hiney! (hott's hiney)


Why is there a gummy candy stuck to it? :lol:

I don't want to touch I wanna smack it!!!! :eatme:
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 17:50 Post #1965
QUOTE(natalie)
Why is there a gummy candy stuck to it? :lol:

I don't want to touch I wanna smack it!!!! :eatme:


a gummi venus de milo to be exact :P
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 19:44 Post #1966
QUOTE(hott1976)
here's a new pic!

This girl is hotter than Hot! What a body!
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 19:51 Post #1967
hott, the new pics are amazing! you rock my world!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 00:05 Post #1968
QUOTE(hott1976)
here's a new pic!

man this is a kick ass thread redneack girl :bonerfied: keep on posting pictures
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 00:24 Post #1969
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man this is a kick ass thread redneack girl  :bonerfied: keep on posting pictures

Wrong thread Clown! :haha: Hot kick the clown's ass for calling you redneck! :whipya:
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 14:01 Post #1970
That's my girl. Such a fox. :kisses:
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 15:40 Post #1971
Hott, you are amazing. I love when you hvae pics up for ratings so I can give you 10s. Sorry I was behind the ball when you were posting them. I'm all caught up now and ready to drool over your sexy body.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 15:54 Post #1972
A Math Quiz for All Fredricksburg High School Seniors

1) If a plane leaves Fredricksburg at 9am and travels at 400 mph, what state would the plane be over when Hott joins the Mile-High Club?
A. 5281 feet over Virginia
B. Two seconds after the seat belt sign goes off
C. Already a member

2) If Hott walks thru the frozen food aisle of the local supermarket in a thin t-shirt, how many guys are going to check out her hard nipples?
A. All of them
B. Only the ones there without their wives
C. Only the ones who won't mind sleeping on the sofa.
D. All except Bruce, the gay stockboy, who'll be checking out her shoes and purse

3) If Hott's vibrator will run for one hour on two "D" batteries, how many batteries will she use in a year?
A. 300
B. None, it plugs into the wall
C. Summer is coming, buy stock in Duracell.

4) When Hott posts a sexy picture on the ratings page of RateMyMelons, what is the lowest acceptable score?

A. 10 Always
B. 10 If it shows a bit of her kitty
C. 10 if it shows her sexy tan lines

5. How many 12 ounce cans of whipped cream would it take to cover Hott in a layer two inches thick?

A. Four-She's a small woman
B. Depends on how many get licked off in the application process
C. One- Only the tasty parts get covered

6. If Hott's tongue is two inches short of reaching her nipples, what is the best solution?

A. Longer tongue
B. Bigger Boobs
C. Have somebody else do the licking.

Scoring the Test

10 points for each time you pictured Hott naked (20 if you are female)
5 points for each time you thought of a better answer than the ones provided
50 points if you're Hott, because you'd know the right answer
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 16:29 Post #1973
:bonerfied: Ya thanks for the test i didn't get half way thru the first question c ause I had to keep scrolling back up to the new pic of hot and we all know where that led me.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 16:35 Post #1974
I wish I had teachers like her in highschool... i might have paid attention in class. Probably not to what she was teaching though!
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:31 Post #1975
Could you actually imagine having a teacher that hot though? Look at all the accidental wood you had to try and hide just from the cute girls in class. Now add that to your imagination ,I would have to add duct tape as part of getting ready everyday.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:50 Post #1976
Hott's gonna be teaching an additional class next fall, "Working with Wood" It'll be the only shop class where the guys have to supply their own wood, but I don't think that's going to keep anyone from signing up.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:58 Post #1977
closeup...
the quiz is to damn funny. It's funny cause i was imagining myself in most of those scenarios. Especially the tongue one! :) Thanks for your kind words...
BTW, i don't teach high school. ;)
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:08 Post #1978
QUOTE(hott1976)
closeup...
the quiz is to damn funny.  It's funny cause i was imagining myself in most of those scenarios.  Especially the tongue one!  :)   Thanks for your kind words... 
BTW, i don't teach high school.  ;)

Hi Hott!!!

Sorry I've missed you around here so much. Glad to see you're on now. Your new pics are amazing.

Sorry I don't have a post that could complete with that quiz, but I can say that I knew all the right answers. ;)
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:15 Post #1979
QUOTE(closeup)
A Math Quiz for All Fredricksburg High School Seniors

6.  If Hott's tongue is two inches short of reaching her nipples, what is the best solution?

A. Longer tongue
B. Bigger Boobs
C. Have somebody else do the licking.

                                      

#6--C
pick me, pick me, pick me
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▫ Apr 27 2006, 03:31 Post #1980
QUOTE(hott1976)
woah how did i end up down here?  :(


I don't know how far "down here" was, but I took a vacation and Bobaloo dropped the ball.... :kisses:

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