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▫ Oct 2 2006, 16:00 Post #2721
QUOTE(jrock8)
phew... that was a close one :lol:
but i thought the most absurd thing anyone here had heard in a long time was bondi saying "i don't like little boys"  :blink:   :haha:


not little boys. they have to be at least 12....obviously :P
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▫ Oct 2 2006, 16:35 Post #2722
QUOTE(Gnappster)
not little boys. they have to be at least 12....obviously  :P


yeah, but any bigger and they can struggle too much... and that ruins his night... :wacko:
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▫ Oct 3 2006, 08:07 Post #2723
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Just a request and to fulfill a fantasy of mine.... could we see you in your P.E. uniform... mebbe shirt lifted or bra less with some hard nipples poking.... just a humble request from a devoted luster  :)


An idea surrounded with brilliance!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
not little boys. they have to be at least 12....obviously  :P


They still gotta be girls!

If there is grass on the wicket, it's time to play cricket!
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▫ Oct 4 2006, 16:28 Post #2724
QUOTE(bondiguy)
An idea surrounded with brilliance!
They still gotta be girls!

If there is grass on the wicket, it's time to play cricket!


and as Canadians say, if there's no grass on the field, it's hockey season.
I mean that's what other Canadians say. :ph34r:
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▫ Oct 5 2006, 06:00 Post #2725
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and as Canadians say, if there's no grass on the field,  it's hockey season.
I mean that's what other Canadians say.  :ph34r:


yeah... sure! :blink:

and the far less subtle..."old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed"
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▫ Oct 5 2006, 16:11 Post #2726
QUOTE(bondiguy)
yeah... sure! :blink:

and the far less subtle..."old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed"

or... if she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat.
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 05:54 Post #2727
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
or... if she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat.


have not heard that one... I'll have to give it some airtime
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 13:23 Post #2728
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?  And what's a jib?




Better than a poop deck... :lol: :ph34r:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 22:44 Post #2729
QUOTE(evade20)


Better than a poop deck...   :lol:   :ph34r:

funnier than the sign is the watermark. Engrish.com. I just checked it out. Pretty funny stuff there.
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 06:54 Post #2730
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
funnier than the sign is the watermark.  Engrish.com.  I just checked it out.  Pretty funny stuff there.


The sign was funny :blink:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 13:37 Post #2731
QUOTE(bondiguy)
The sign was funny :blink:

the Chinese mis-translation signs always make me laugh. While that one wasn't hilarious, it still got a chuckle outta me.

My little lady went to China and there were some pretty funny mis-translations there. I can't remember them right now, but i'll post 'em when I remember.
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 16:24 Post #2732
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
funnier than the sign is the watermark.  Engrish.com.  I just checked it out.  Pretty funny stuff there.


I missed the watermark at first. But when you pointed it out I misread it as engLish.com(I have a cold), and I thought, well I guess it's kind of funny. but rereading it, I see the humour. I'll be checking that site out.
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 16:27 Post #2733
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I missed the watermark at first. But when you pointed it out I misread it as engLish.com(I have a cold), and I thought, well I guess it's kind of funny. but rereading it, I see the humour. I'll be checking that site out.

Excer :thumbup: ent!!
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 21:51 Post #2734
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I missed the watermark at first. But when you pointed it out I misread it as engLish.com(I have a cold), and I thought, well I guess it's kind of funny. but rereading it, I see the humour. I'll be checking that site out.


So you mistake R's as L's?
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 21:58 Post #2735
QUOTE(bondiguy)
So you mistake R's as L's?


yes :mellow:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:04 Post #2736
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yes :mellow:


I see :blink: :lol:
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▫ Oct 22 2006, 14:31 Post #2737
just a few... taken this morning. sundays are best for me. the house to myself for a little play time. :)
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▫ Oct 22 2006, 14:37 Post #2738
QUOTE(hott1976)
just a few...  taken this morning.  sundays are best for me. the house to myself for a little play time.  :)


great pic always sexy anytime of the day
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▫ Oct 22 2006, 14:42 Post #2739
:)
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▫ Oct 22 2006, 14:44 Post #2740
QUOTE(hott1976)
:)


love your sexy body any chance of some booty pics
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