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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:01 Post #61
QUOTE(closeup)
I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.


well you SHOULD be able to, but shit never works like it's sposed to
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:17 Post #62
but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys: :lol:
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B Cup
Member No.: 16254 Posts: 411 Joined: 06/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 02:50 Post #63
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I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that


WOW :blink:

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And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.


Told you so

:nahnah:
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D Cup
Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 03:15 Post #64
QUOTE(closeup)
I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.


So how the fuck do we know that this is really closeup"1" maybe it is a imposter ................................................................................................................ :blink: :blink:

:cheers: :nahnah:
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D Cup
Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 03:16 Post #65
I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 06:26 Post #66
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look!  :ph34r:


*cough* cache *cough*

I have some of her old pics

QUOTE(evade20)
The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude?  that was cool, too!  Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.

Welcome back!  :roflmao:   :roflmao:


Your a dull boy billy :crazydude:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 14:05 Post #67
QUOTE(bondiguy)
*cough* cache *cough*

I have some of her old pics
Your a dull boy billy :crazydude:


spotted :thumbup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 14:05 Post #68
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere


good god I hope not, maybe he could just pm it to you for your own "personal" enjoyment ;)
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Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 14:20 Post #69
QUOTE(Gnappster)
but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys:  :lol:

They are hopefully gone for good. I don't know what "Cache" means in computer terms. At one point I had to bring my computer back to it's original state, just like it was when I bought it. That's when I lost everything. The RMM problems came after that. As for Cutie Pie, if you could have explained it the way Gnappy did it would have made alot more sense. Bend over for my boot.
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 15:56 Post #70
QUOTE(closeup8)
Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.

A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop? Oh no no no my son.....

ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....

and i dont use my computer at home :ph34r:
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 19 2006, 16:49 Post #71
QUOTE(paybarraman)
A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop?  Oh no no no my son.....

ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home  :ph34r:

And where might those CDs be stashed? I could save alot of time if I knew right where to go. I'll even lock the door on my way out.
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 16:53 Post #72
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!! :whatever:

i was just fixin to say that!
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 16:57 Post #73
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hi all,

Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.

I will start proceedings off;

Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?

A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day

kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours! someone did something with them! :P
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 16:59 Post #74
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?

A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts

the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons. unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!

god, its good to be the queen!
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 17:02 Post #75
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

correct....i had a pic in my profile pics and he decided it needed to be in the melon voting....thats a man for u, deciding what to do with OUR breasts!

wrong...most of the highly rated pics do show more body than breasts...they just stop short of a full blown hoohah view!
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 19 2006, 17:03 Post #76
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:huh: I thought it said "possible fags" :gay:
:lol:   :lol:

so did i. i was all prepared to discuss just how fast boanna can take a possible fag and within 15 minutes, he will be as straight (and hard) as u, assfucker!
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 19 2006, 17:07 Post #77
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.

because u have a nice ass...worth reaming!
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 19 2006, 17:09 Post #78
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??

because we are all drunk and we have exhausted all efforts to make fun of eachother, so it must be your turn to take some shit!
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D Cup
Member No.: 9337 Posts: 1,010 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Jul 19 2006, 23:32 Post #79
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A: *any hints???*
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Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Jul 20 2006, 03:28 Post #80
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

Read what Gnappy wrote to me.Evidently, it makes a difference what screen you use to sign in on. Then tell Cutie Pie she can kiss both our asses.

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