Boanna

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 19:42 Post #701

QUOTE(boanna)

hi, miss talking with ya bbj! tank, thats cool. thought of turbo, lots of names. settled on Wyatt. but this morning i wanted to change his name to shitty dog! he got himself (i say it like that) a huge doggie bed. he thought is was a huge doggie diaper! but it does make me laugh! something catches the corner of your eye and u realize its the little pup, running back and forth cross the bedroom with an unrolling roll of TP! then he ran thru the house with my panties in his little yapper, while the cable guy was here! oh, i have some cable guy stories this time. this one was a looker! but u have to wait till next week to hear it.

well then you'll be prepared for when I visit.

QUOTE(boanna)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

haha, there's a shock

understatement of the millennium!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 20:41 Post #702

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...

But life keeps on turning

I hope all other facets of your life are going well

-bondi

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 20:44 Post #703

QUOTE(boanna)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

note to self , (go to cable school ) :bang:

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B Cup

Member No.: 3722 Posts: 455 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 20:53 Post #704

QUOTE(boanna)

hi. been on a few trips. then someone drove onto the sidewalk and hit and killed my dog. thats where i have been. its been real sad. heres a pic of him. dozer, he was 5 years old and the best friend you could ever have.

Sorry to hear of your loss Bo, that is a shame!! I know as I have 2 myself, a chocolate lab and a yellow (almost white lab - looks like the pic of yours) that are both females and great dogs!! I'd be at a loss if that happened to one of mine also!! I wish you the best!!

And may your dog rest in peace!! He sure was lucky to have an owner like you!!

:2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:05 Post #705

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...
-bondi

well it will probably be around for a good 10-12 years. I'm sure you'll have long since kicked the bucket by then, :nahnah:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:07 Post #706

QUOTE(Gnappster)

well it will probably be around for a good 10-12 years. I'm sure you'll have long since kicked the bucket by then, :nahnah:

touche.... thanks for the uplifting words

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Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:28 Post #707

QUOTE(bondiguy)

touche.... thanks for the uplifting words

always glad to help

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:39 Post #708

QUOTE(Gnappster)

always glad to help

Oh man, I am so blue....

I know what'll cheer us up.... BOWLING!

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Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 22:45 Post #709

QUOTE(boanna)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

"Go figure" my ass. You have smitten yet another male

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C Cup

Member No.: 9995 Posts: 821 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 22:50 Post #710

QUOTE(boanna)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

By the time this is done, you are gonna have every station known to man for free and he is gonna pay YOU for coming out to rewire your place.

Gotta disagree with you Bo...when you have seen one pair, you have not seen em all...but when you have seen Bo's pair...you have seen the best you will ever see in your life!

Sorry to hear about the pooch...hope the new pup gets housebroken soon so you can really enjoy em!

Shoot me a line sometime if you get a chance

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 11 2006, 00:41 Post #711

QUOTE(stevieboy)

...hope the new pup gets housebroken soon so you can really enjoy em!

Thats what your wife keeps saying!

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 11 2006, 03:47 Post #712

You'd be surprised how naive some hot women really are. I'm sure the cable guy would have been completely content to stay where he was talking about wiring and boxes and connections as long as Bo would listen. Any red blooded male would stick around as long as possible, under any pretext, no matter how flimsy the circumstances. You just gotta face the facts Bo, you're a sexy piece of ass, and there's not a guy on the planet who isn't aware of that. Especially the cable guy who's seen your naked pictures on the wall.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Nov 13 2006, 20:42 Post #713

QUOTE(closeup)

You'd be surprised how naive some hot women really are. I'm sure the cable guy would have been completely content to stay where he was talking about wiring and boxes and connections as long as Bo would listen. Any red blooded male would stick around as long as possible, under any pretext, no matter how flimsy the circumstances. You just gotta face the facts Bo, you're a sexy piece of ass, and there's not a guy on the planet who isn't aware of that. Especially the cable guy who's seen your naked pictures on the wall.

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Nov 13 2006, 20:45 Post #714

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...

But life keeps on turning

I hope all other facets of your life are going well

-bondi

what woman isnt very sensitive and emotional? i thought thats what made us different from men? other than the fact that our boobies have an actual purpose, and our cocks are tucked up on the inside...

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A Cup

Member No.: 11881 Posts: 96 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Nov 13 2006, 21:58 Post #715

QUOTE(boanna)

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

thats what makes yall fun

:drinkup:

ya'll also be suprised how much men listen :blahblah:

when we are ignoring women

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Nov 13 2006, 21:59 Post #716

QUOTE(BigBadJeep)

thats what makes yall fun

:drinkup:

ya'll also be suprised how much men listen :blahblah:

when we are ignoring women

its ok. we dig thru your wallets when youre in the shower!

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 14 2006, 02:34 Post #717

QUOTE(boanna)

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

I'm not so sure. I've had some really good looking girlfriends who were so unaware of themselves that they really didn't realize the effect they were having on the guys they dealt with day after day. I remember this one woman in particular: she'd go to the seafood market down the street and come back with about three times the fish or clams or scallops or whatever that she'd paid for. She'd remark on "what a nice guy" this guy behind the counter was. I'd tell her the only reason he was giving her such a great deal was that he wanted to get into her pants. I couldn't convince her until one day I said, "Tell him you want $5.00 worth of steamers" She did and brought back about $15.00 dollars worth. I walked right in after her and ordered $5.00 worth and got about a third of what she did. I know if she had told him she was engaged or seeing someone the gravy train would have screeched to a halt, but since I was benefiting from the good deals she was getting, I didn't suggest that. A lot of beautiful women play it to the hilt, but not all. They've sort of won the genetic lottery and never really cash in.

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D Cup

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▫ Nov 14 2006, 02:58 Post #718

if you need someone to lay some cable for you bo, you know you can always call me right? :bonerfied:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 14 2006, 07:50 Post #719

Hey Bo,

Just dropping by to say hi to a sexy, sexy lady

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 14 2006, 11:37 Post #720

QUOTE(boanna)

its ok. we dig thru your wallets when youre in the shower!

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