ok...think im bugged as a mother fucker, but of course, norton sucks huge monkey blue balls and doesnt find shit....did a spyware and that cleaned up alot but pretty sure im still fucked out the arsehole...so im checking for some GOOD preferably free antiviruses. anyone got any suggestions as to where i can go? a place my grandmother used gave her AVG antivirus but i cant find the freeware version of it so yeah...kinda shafted there...anyway...any help would be greatley appreciated..thanks guys

Try here...

http://netscape.com.com/AVG-Anti-Virus-Fre...ml?tag=pop.feed

I used AVG at a company I used to work for, did a pretty good job.

I am not going to link the site for you because Im a lazy fucker.... but I use Spybot. Google search it... its free and works great

got spybot...its a good spyware and cookie killer but shit for viruses

Get AVG

goto mininova.org and download kaspersky for free.. it finds loads more than norton

I use Stopzilla, but it costs 9.99. It works okay, I got this weird virus called SpyFalcon and had a really hard time getting rid of it.

oh viruses.... search me

That search could last for days.

You want to do a full cavity search on bondi I take it?

Nah, I don't wanna piss off Naz.

I think the monkey thinks it would take days to search me because of my huge wang!

got AVG...didnt seem to find anything...but iunno...maybe the adaware got rid of them all. was prolly spyware anyway *shrug*

mmmm they have the internet on computers now

Microsoft AntiSpyware actually does a pretty good job, too. It's free.

What I run on my system is:
AVG - Virus
http://free.grisoft.com/

Ewido - Trojans
http://www.ewido.net/en/

PrevX - home intrusion detection
http://free.prevx.com/

adaware & spybot

I'm also looking for a good free download/upload meter to monitor any weird internet traffic which is normally a sign theres something on your system there shouldnt be.
Hope it helps

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"This is Juniour Vice President Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?"

*hands phone to Marge*

"Its Patty"

god...every thread is a simpsons thread....


maybe john could make a board just for you freaks to congugate and be gay together? :lmao:

Format C:/

then you would have to be the mod

but it would never work...simpsons quotes have to be blended into all the other threads. that is their charm. plus i know EVERYBODY thoroughly enjoys it




a last ditch resort that always works lol

who doesnt love the simpsons quotes????

Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream.
Woman 2: At first they were cute and funny, but now they are just annoying.
Before I was just bored with their antics and their merchandise; now I wish they were dead.

you are on the ball with that one