Help - Search - Member List - Calendar
Full Version: Favourite Cuss Word
RMM Message Board > RateMyMelons.com > Shoot The Breeze
ontippytoes
What is y'all's favourite cuss word? And why?

Mine is FUCK! Why? Hmmmm, I dunno, really. It's just a good, strong word.
Narazbad
sheiiiiiiitttttt.....


prolly "your mom in a plastic bag!"


not really a cuss word...but damn funny! and you get great looks from strangers tongue.gif
ontippytoes
I like it! Mind if I use it?
Narazbad
feel free biggrin.gif
diane26
Jackass is mine.
Narazbad
lol.....jackass.....one of my exes likes BAMF....bitch ass mother fucker
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 4 2006, 03:44 AM)
lol.....jackass.....one of my exes likes BAMF....bitch ass mother fucker
*




Another good one.
Narazbad
yeah...shes silly...lol
Narazbad
then theres turkey whore...turkey slut...rat bastard....turkey fucker.....etc......you can find my random cursing scattered across the boards....just look hard enough tongue.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 4 2006, 03:49 AM)
then theres turkey whore...turkey slut...rat bastard....turkey fucker.....etc......you can find my random cursing scattered across the boards....just look hard enough tongue.gif
*



I don't have the attention span to look hard enough.
Narazbad
lol.....they are everywhere...mainly 411s tho
ontippytoes
OK. Good to know.
Narazbad
its not that much to look forward to lol
ontippytoes
Yeah, I know. wink.gif
bondiguy
I feel your standard cuss words have become tired and old and almost ineffective. So in a bid to gain that elusive shock factor I have taken to combining 2 or more swears into one word.

i.e Fucking Retard = Fucktard

and so on....

try it for yourselves
Narazbad
alright dumbfuck.....
Ratt
It really deoends on the situation...

But most of the time it is fuck.

Just think about it... it is just a descriptive word. How big was it? It was big. It was fucking big. You can see the difference... even with this: It was really big. It was fucking big. I still get the impression that the fucking big thing was even bigger than the really big thing.

And the again you can just fuck off... back the fuck away... it has so many uses.

Thank fuck for the fuck word.
diane26
I stil vote jackass I just love saying that in fact tonight I was out and some dude wouldnt leave me alone so I was like get the fuck off me jackass just love the way it sounds.
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 03:42 AM)
I stil vote jackass I just love saying that in fact tonight I was out and some dude wouldnt leave me alone so I was like get the fuck off me jackass just love the way it sounds.
*



We Brit's just don't seem able to use that kind of language so freely, it still seems really offensive over here, but then most of us still seem to apologise if we complain about something! 'Damn' and 'Blast' are` probably more likely to be heared!! Just dosen't sound as good and strong as 'fuck' does it?! Having said that 'Bollocks' is becoming a favorite of mine, very versatile! grinning-smiley-003.gif
Rich_Blade
A combination of cussing and blasphemy seems to work well! - Jesus suffering Fuck being an appropriate reply to shocking news or pain not so sure about uisng this in the bible belt though!
foghorn
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 5 2006, 07:52 PM)
We Brit's just don't seem able to use that kind of language so freely, it still seems really offensive over here, but then most of us still seem to apologise if we complain about something! 'Damn' and 'Blast' are` probably more likely to be heared!! Just dosen't sound as good and strong as 'fuck' does it?! Having said that 'Bollocks' is becoming a favorite of mine, very versatile! grinning-smiley-003.gif
*


i hear a lot of "bloody hell" when i'm across the pond.
Narazbad
alright..for all you fuck fanatics....here ya go


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html


enjoy
penelope
QUOTE(foghorn @ Feb 5 2006, 10:32 PM)
i hear a lot of "bloody hell" when i'm across the pond.
*



Yeah thats probably the most common, but even that when said in an english accent just loses some of its meaning! "Oh bloody hell old boy, jolly bad luck" - just don't cut it!! laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
COMEDYMAN
I tend to use the Lord's name in vain alot .... Especially when staring at you girls on here!!!

but in a fit of rage ill spout out my fave....


God Damned Mother Fucking Cock Sucker!!!!!

Almost has a Shakespearean flow biggrin.gif
imagonsgirl
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Feb 6 2006, 08:16 AM)
I tend to use the Lord's name in vain alot ....  Especially when staring at you girls on here!!!

but in a fit of rage ill spout out my fave....
God Damned Mother Fucking Cock Sucker!!!!!

Almost has a Shakespearean flow biggrin.gif
*


shakespeare? how about touretts syndrome tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(imagonsgirl @ Feb 6 2006, 10:48 AM)
shakespeare? how about touretts syndrome tongue.gif
*



laughing-smiley-014.gif

my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
ohmy.gif
imagonsgirl
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif

my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
ohmy.gif
*


oh those are some good ones
Puppet
I tend to use stupid cunt alot.. its short and simple and says so much!
Hardabs
QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 6 2006, 08:22 PM)
I tend to use stupid cunt alot.. its short and simple and says so much!
*


i don't know why but i think "cunt" is the worse word to say but it hits the spot 2thumbs.gif motherfuckin piece of shit is my favorite...i got another that i say a lot but it's inappropriate and offensive hehe.
chi619
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Feb 6 2006, 10:17 PM)
i don't know why but i think "cunt" is the worse word to say but it hits the spot 2thumbs.gif motherfuckin piece of shit is my favorite...i got another that i say a lot but it's inappropriate and offensive hehe.
*



Ahhh, now everyone wants to know, lol!!

I rarely curse, but when i've had a crappy day (like today was, lol), motherfucker seems to do the trick nicely. smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif

my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
ohmy.gif
*



try also cunt rash

cunt is the new fuck
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 7 2006, 01:10 AM)
try also cunt rash

cunt is the new fuck
*



I agree, it still holds the shock value that "fuck" has lost.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 09:25 AM)
I agree, it still holds the shock value that "fuck" has lost.
*



ahhh someone that understands....

fuck is in every movie/song/tv show now, its lost its Zing.

Think how taken back u are when u hear the word "cunt" uttered in a film!
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 9 2006, 01:14 AM)
ahhh someone that understands....

fuck is in every movie/song/tv show now, its lost its Zing.

Think how taken back u are when u hear the word "cunt" uttered in a film!
*



I hear it in lots of films....the 69th sense, breakin em in vol 12- I could go on.

what's weird is how so many don't like the word "cunt". My sister in law for example always chastizes me for using the c-word, but she won't bat an eye at calling someone a cocksucker.

I like to try all the meats in our profanity stew.
bondiguy
Oh I dont think those films quite count!!!

I do know what you mean about people recoiling in horror over the word CUNT!

I know ladies who swear like sailors but say the word CUNT and they start throwing slaps around!
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 6 2006, 02:40 AM)
alright..for all you fuck fanatics....here ya go
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html
enjoy
*




Perfection!
Gnappster
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 12:07 PM)
Perfection!
*



you mean per-fuckin-fection? grinning-smiley-003.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 02:09 PM)
you mean per-fuckin-fection?  grinning-smiley-003.gif
*




Yes, that exactly what I meant. Thanks...
mountainlust
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 02:10 PM)
Yes, that exactly what I meant.  Thanks...
*



I like to add -les to the end of two words:

shit and fuck = shittles and fuckles
Gnappster
ohmy.gif
bondiguy
Gnappy.... Where the fuck did u find that? laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:26 PM)
Gnappy.... Where the fuck did u find that? laughing-smiley-017.gif
*



go to tshirt hell and you can buy the shirt grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:27 PM)
go to tshirt hell and you can buy the shirt  grinning-smiley-003.gif
*



haha.... ah to be an office worker!
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:30 PM)
haha.... ah to be an office worker!
*



oh yeah, sounds like you have it rough working for an ALCOHOL company. that would be my dream come true. cuz I would be consumed by my work....wait, it would be the other way around.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:32 PM)
oh yeah, sounds like you have it rough working for an ALCOHOL company. that would be my dream come true. cuz I would be consumed by my work....wait, it would be the other way around.
*



yeah its a tough gig selling alcohol i tell you. Not only that but attending promotions with promotional girls dressed in very little.... man that sucks tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:36 PM)
yeah its a tough gig selling alcohol i tell you. Not only that but attending promotions with promotional girls dressed in very little.... man that sucks tongue.gif
*



alcohol AND sex huh. that must be a tough sell to the public haha.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM)
alcohol AND sex huh. that must be a tough sell to the public haha.
*



yeah its a tough combo to push through.... but somehow I manage!
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:42 PM)
yeah its a tough combo to push through.... but somehow I manage!
*




SOMEONE'S gotta do this tough job. Thanks Bondi for sparing the rest of us from having to do this treacherous-sounding task.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 09:34 PM)
SOMEONE'S gotta do this tough job.  Thanks Bondi for sparing the rest of us from having to do this treacherous-sounding task.
*



Its my life's work.... helping others out by doing the things others would simply hate to do tongue.gif
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2024 Invision Power Services, Inc.