ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 03:34 AM
What is y'all's favourite cuss word? And why?
Mine is FUCK! Why? Hmmmm, I dunno, really. It's just a good, strong word.
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:36 AM
sheiiiiiiitttttt.....
prolly "your mom in a plastic bag!"
not really a cuss word...but damn funny! and you get great looks from strangers
ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 03:37 AM
I like it! Mind if I use it?
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:38 AM
feel free
diane26
Feb 4 2006, 03:43 AM
Jackass is mine.
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:44 AM
lol.....jackass.....one of my exes likes BAMF....bitch ass mother fucker
ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 03:45 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 4 2006, 03:44 AM)
lol.....jackass.....one of my exes likes BAMF....bitch ass mother fucker
Another good one.
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:49 AM
yeah...shes silly...lol
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:49 AM
then theres turkey whore...turkey slut...rat bastard....turkey fucker.....etc......you can find my random cursing scattered across the boards....just look hard enough
ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 03:52 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 4 2006, 03:49 AM)
then theres turkey whore...turkey slut...rat bastard....turkey fucker.....etc......you can find my random cursing scattered across the boards....just look hard enough
I don't have the attention span to look hard enough.
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 03:57 AM
lol.....they are everywhere...mainly 411s tho
ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 04:02 AM
OK. Good to know.
Narazbad
Feb 4 2006, 04:02 AM
its not that much to look forward to lol
ontippytoes
Feb 4 2006, 04:03 AM
Yeah, I know.
bondiguy
Feb 4 2006, 11:11 PM
I feel your standard cuss words have become tired and old and almost ineffective. So in a bid to gain that elusive shock factor I have taken to combining 2 or more swears into one word.
i.e Fucking Retard = Fucktard
and so on....
try it for yourselves
Narazbad
Feb 5 2006, 12:16 AM
alright dumbfuck.....
Ratt
Feb 5 2006, 01:29 AM
It really deoends on the situation...
But most of the time it is fuck.
Just think about it... it is just a descriptive word. How big was it? It was big. It was fucking big. You can see the difference... even with this: It was really big. It was fucking big. I still get the impression that the fucking big thing was even bigger than the really big thing.
And the again you can just fuck off... back the fuck away... it has so many uses.
Thank fuck for the fuck word.
diane26
Feb 5 2006, 03:42 AM
I stil vote jackass I just love saying that in fact tonight I was out and some dude wouldnt leave me alone so I was like get the fuck off me jackass just love the way it sounds.
penelope
Feb 5 2006, 07:52 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 03:42 AM)
I stil vote jackass I just love saying that in fact tonight I was out and some dude wouldnt leave me alone so I was like get the fuck off me jackass just love the way it sounds.
We Brit's just don't seem able to use that kind of language so freely, it still seems really offensive over here, but then most of us still seem to apologise if we complain about something! 'Damn' and 'Blast' are` probably more likely to be heared!! Just dosen't sound as good and strong as 'fuck' does it?! Having said that 'Bollocks' is becoming a favorite of mine, very versatile!
Rich_Blade
Feb 5 2006, 09:38 PM
A combination of cussing and blasphemy seems to work well! - Jesus suffering Fuck being an appropriate reply to shocking news or pain not so sure about uisng this in the bible belt though!
foghorn
Feb 5 2006, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 5 2006, 07:52 PM)
We Brit's just don't seem able to use that kind of language so freely, it still seems really offensive over here, but then most of us still seem to apologise if we complain about something! 'Damn' and 'Blast' are` probably more likely to be heared!! Just dosen't sound as good and strong as 'fuck' does it?! Having said that 'Bollocks' is becoming a favorite of mine, very versatile!
i hear a lot of "bloody hell" when i'm across the pond.
Narazbad
Feb 6 2006, 02:40 AM
alright..for all you fuck fanatics....here ya go
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.htmlenjoy
penelope
Feb 6 2006, 08:08 AM
QUOTE(foghorn @ Feb 5 2006, 10:32 PM)
i hear a lot of "bloody hell" when i'm across the pond.
Yeah thats probably the most common, but even that when said in an english accent just loses some of its meaning! "Oh bloody hell old boy, jolly bad luck" - just don't cut it!!
COMEDYMAN
Feb 6 2006, 08:16 AM
I tend to use the Lord's name in vain alot .... Especially when staring at you girls on here!!!
but in a fit of rage ill spout out my fave....
God Damned Mother Fucking Cock Sucker!!!!!
Almost has a Shakespearean flow
imagonsgirl
Feb 6 2006, 10:48 AM
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Feb 6 2006, 08:16 AM)
I tend to use the Lord's name in vain alot .... Especially when staring at you girls on here!!!
but in a fit of rage ill spout out my fave....
God Damned Mother Fucking Cock Sucker!!!!!
Almost has a Shakespearean flow
shakespeare? how about touretts syndrome
Gnappster
Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM
QUOTE(imagonsgirl @ Feb 6 2006, 10:48 AM)
shakespeare? how about touretts syndrome
my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
imagonsgirl
Feb 6 2006, 07:48 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM)
my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
oh those are some good ones
Puppet
Feb 6 2006, 08:22 PM
I tend to use stupid cunt alot.. its short and simple and says so much!
Hardabs
Feb 7 2006, 12:17 AM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 6 2006, 08:22 PM)
I tend to use stupid cunt alot.. its short and simple and says so much!
i don't know why but i think "cunt" is the worse word to say but it hits the spot
motherfuckin piece of shit is my favorite...i got another that i say a lot but it's inappropriate and offensive hehe.
chi619
Feb 7 2006, 12:37 AM
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Feb 6 2006, 10:17 PM)
i don't know why but i think "cunt" is the worse word to say but it hits the spot
motherfuckin piece of shit is my favorite...i got another that i say a lot but it's inappropriate and offensive hehe.
Ahhh, now everyone wants to know, lol!!
I rarely curse, but when i've had a crappy day (like today was, lol), motherfucker seems to do the trick nicely.
bondiguy
Feb 7 2006, 01:10 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM)
my favourite cuss words are combinations of profanity. like:
(some are stolen, some are originals)
cocksucker motherfucker
sicko fucko asshole
four eyed fuck
fuckstick
cunt stain
twat sucker
cunt cumming beaver
dried up stinky dick licker
try also cunt rash
cunt is the new fuck
Gnappster
Feb 7 2006, 09:25 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 7 2006, 01:10 AM)
try also cunt rash
cunt is the new fuck
I agree, it still holds the shock value that "fuck" has lost.
bondiguy
Feb 9 2006, 03:14 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 09:25 AM)
I agree, it still holds the shock value that "fuck" has lost.
ahhh someone that understands....
fuck is in every movie/song/tv show now, its lost its Zing.
Think how taken back u are when u hear the word "cunt" uttered in a film!
Gnappster
Feb 9 2006, 12:09 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 9 2006, 01:14 AM)
ahhh someone that understands....
fuck is in every movie/song/tv show now, its lost its Zing.
Think how taken back u are when u hear the word "cunt" uttered in a film!
I hear it in lots of films....the 69th sense, breakin em in vol 12- I could go on.
what's weird is how so many don't like the word "cunt". My sister in law for example always chastizes me for using the c-word, but she won't bat an eye at calling someone a cocksucker.
I like to try all the meats in our profanity stew.
bondiguy
Feb 10 2006, 07:13 AM
Oh I dont think those films quite count!!!
I do know what you mean about people recoiling in horror over the word CUNT!
I know ladies who swear like sailors but say the word CUNT and they start throwing slaps around!
ontippytoes
Feb 10 2006, 02:07 PM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 6 2006, 02:40 AM)
alright..for all you fuck fanatics....here ya go
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.htmlenjoy
Perfection!
Gnappster
Feb 10 2006, 02:09 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 12:07 PM)
you mean per-fuckin-fection?
ontippytoes
Feb 10 2006, 02:10 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 02:09 PM)
you mean per-fuckin-fection?
Yes, that exactly what I meant. Thanks...
mountainlust
Feb 10 2006, 03:57 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 02:10 PM)
Yes, that exactly what I meant. Thanks...
I like to add -les to the end of two words:
shit and fuck = shittles and fuckles
Gnappster
Feb 10 2006, 04:10 PM
bondiguy
Feb 10 2006, 05:26 PM
Gnappy.... Where the fuck did u find that?
Gnappster
Feb 10 2006, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:26 PM)
Gnappy.... Where the fuck did u find that?
go to tshirt hell and you can buy the shirt
bondiguy
Feb 10 2006, 05:30 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:27 PM)
go to tshirt hell and you can buy the shirt
haha.... ah to be an office worker!
Gnappster
Feb 10 2006, 05:32 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:30 PM)
haha.... ah to be an office worker!
oh yeah, sounds like you have it rough working for an ALCOHOL company. that would be my dream come true. cuz I would be consumed by my work....wait, it would be the other way around.
bondiguy
Feb 10 2006, 05:36 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:32 PM)
oh yeah, sounds like you have it rough working for an ALCOHOL company. that would be my dream come true. cuz I would be consumed by my work....wait, it would be the other way around.
yeah its a tough gig selling alcohol i tell you. Not only that but attending promotions with promotional girls dressed in very little.... man that sucks
Gnappster
Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:36 PM)
yeah its a tough gig selling alcohol i tell you. Not only that but attending promotions with promotional girls dressed in very little.... man that sucks
alcohol AND sex huh. that must be a tough sell to the public haha.
bondiguy
Feb 10 2006, 05:42 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM)
alcohol AND sex huh. that must be a tough sell to the public haha.
yeah its a tough combo to push through.... but somehow I manage!
ontippytoes
Feb 10 2006, 09:34 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:42 PM)
yeah its a tough combo to push through.... but somehow I manage!
SOMEONE'S gotta do this tough job. Thanks Bondi for sparing the rest of us from having to do this treacherous-sounding task.
bondiguy
Feb 11 2006, 12:38 AM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 10 2006, 09:34 PM)
SOMEONE'S gotta do this tough job. Thanks Bondi for sparing the rest of us from having to do this treacherous-sounding task.
Its my life's work.... helping others out by doing the things others would simply hate to do
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