Just a thread for those of you who have come down with a case of the Mondays. I know some of you don't get weekends off, but for those of us that do, getting back into the flow can be rough at times. I myself am still trying to wake up and be productive, which is why I came here. Nothing like leering at some lovely melons to get the creative jucies flowing...among other things.

Anyone else catch Desperate Housewives last night? This season started out slow, but it's finally caught some steam these past few weeks. That George character is some nut job, eh?

Some great football this past weekend, especially the Fresno St. near shocker at USC. Man I was on the edge of my seat the entire game. They almost pulled it off!

Oh and while I'm not a huge Oprah fan, today is her "Favorite Things" show. Man, how much would it rule to be in the studio audience for that show? Remember last year, I think it was last year, when she brought all those teachers in and had them thinking it was a teacher appreciation show, then BAM!, release the elves and cue the snow it's really the annual Oprah's Favorite Things show! That was cool.

talk about monday blues, i got 2work this morning and there was know power.
all the heating was off, lights and computers 2.
it was -5 outside so i've freezed my ass of all day, the heating has only just cum back on.

What's Oprah's Favorite Things? Maybe I'm out of the loop here but is Oprah's favorite thing food? I must of missed last years' show, was one of Oprah's favorite things, teachers? I don't get what the surprise factor is.

Man great games this weekend MY fantasy league rocked!!

My NON-FANTASY team rocked. The Pats pulled off a close one. Tampa had there hands full.

a case of the Monday's...Office Space quote and it made me laugh!

one of MY favourite things is NOT watching Oprah

I'm with ya, but the "Favorite Things" show is a must! Dude she gives like all these gifts away to everyone in the audience. And last year's was cool because they were all teachers caught by surprise...ok, lied too...but it was a good lie.

Man, who do I have to sleep with to get on that show?

Whew Bucs pulled off tho!!! Cadillac man that dude is awsome!!!

The Giants won so that's all I care about hehe

How did this become about football? I totally got duped

well we had to figure out someway to confuse you so that we could take advantage of you

psst...try a BIG bottle of Wild Turkey 101

eh, how about just a couple of shots and a pair of handcuffs?

Since we're on the topic, tonight's game looks promisingly good. Two teams that were deemed done for the season both experiencing a resurgence of sorts. Who you got?

I got Minnesota.

BTW, did I mention Oprah's Favorite Things is on today?!

Dont worry, I'll watch it and tell you all about the things we didnt get. LoL

are you on the list of oprah's favorite things kiana? 'cause if not, you can be on mine

I will get on that show. Oh yes...I will get on that show.

are you sure your screenname shouldn't be "imagirl"?

By the way...has anyone actually tried shooting the breeze? It's not all it's cracked up to be. Highly overrated if you ask me.

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Well if I was a girl, I'd be a pretty girl.

LMAO.....For real though, have you ever watched it? No one in there right mind wouldnt want to be on that show.

imagirlwatcher, when you finally get on that show you better take me.

Ok, but I'll be expecting something afterward...

wait wait, we're totally off topic here... let's get back to taking advantage of kiana... that's what this thread was all about, right?

on a monday???

sure, you have any reason why not?


and a tuesday, and wednesday, and thursday, and...

If I was a girl i would be a big diesel dyke

is a vagina supposed to smell like raw fish all the time

KINKY!!!

God NO

Last time I checked, vaginas don't have noses thus making it impossibe for them to smell.

wow... i think that might be the most random post EVER

Those were my intentions

It's working! Keep confusing her. I'll go put on a fresh pot of coffee for the giraffes!

Hey hardabs, post a pic of yourself

hey kiana... how about you and i get out of here and try to see how much furniture we can break...

leave the giraffes and raw fish and oprah here to entertain themselves

Sounds good to me See you guys thought you had to confuse me and all he had to do was ask.

err, uhh, i mean... cool.

But....that NEVER works!

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

well it's a great end 2a cold and shit monday, sittin in the warm playin on tiger woods 2006 on me Xbox drinkin scrumpy cider and chattin 2u guys & girls.

Not sure how you all got off on such a tangent......but thought I should join in the fray.

By the way, any pussy that smells like fish needs a long hot bath...followed by a long hot tongue lashing.....followed by another long hot bath......followed by another....LOL

bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

LMAO!!!

LOL..........touche Kiana.

Some of us just don't get enough pussy to be so discriminating.

dude, if you can smell that shit from across the room when she drops her pants you need to be discriminating. Fucking RUN....

Your gettin' me all wrong Kiana. I'm no fan of the tuna suprize wafting through the room. The thought of it makes me gag.

BUT

The fact of the matter is that some pussies smell sweet....while other, well kept, cleanly shaved, pink, juicy pussies are more salty (ie. fishy). Not bad...not gagging... Just not sweet to the last drop, honey on my tongue SWEET!!!

And a pussy like that is easily salvaged with a quick bath. Ya get me?

I got ya

The only way I'd sit thru an hour of her is if someone had a gun to my head (or hers). Isn't she all about eating the right diet and making sure you execise,yet she's around 260lbs herself? WTF!I don't know what Oprah's Favorite Thing might be, but I'd guess they're sold by the dozen and are full of jelly.


Holy Shit, Just me Nappy and Jrock, I guess it must be Oprah hour.