this thread is for all those board whores out there... mainly bondi and naraz (maybe even me one day if i'm oh so lucky)

it takes so damn long to get through all the threads b/c of all the tangents you guys go off to that i thought i'd see if we could corral you two in here... we all know we can't stop you, we can only hope to contain you

so go wild, go crazy, try not to shoot your eyes out or get kicked in the nuts by runaway kangaroos... talk about boobs, or drunken nights, or boobs, or making fun of each other, or boobs...




(and yes, i fully expect this thread will bomb... but you can't fault me for trying, lol)

you forgot about puppet!!

i got the impression he was the whore-to-end-all-board-whores so that he was entitled to a little slack...

(plus i just saw his pic and it looks like he could kick my ass... lol)

rofl your damn right he could....i remember freaking puppet from the old days and i remember his pics..looks just about like most other texan hard core fuckers!

i've said it before and i'll say it again...


i've messed with texas... it's not that tough

aint messed with the right parts then

fuuuuuuck... i ain't messin' with your parts...

besides, i thought that was bondi's job

rofl i was waiting..as soon as i hit add i knew one was comming

OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!!

JRock......I guess your GF is giving you a little more leeway than you'd thought you'd get huh.....

Am I a board whore?

errr.... glancing at my avatar, do I really even need to ask that ? lol

george bush doesn't count

puppet must be having too much sex...
back in the day, he used to rack up like 50 posts a day, and that was when the total posts made by all other members combined was about 5 a day

sussed, you can be my board whore anyday (or several times a day, i wouldn't complain)

just thought I'd post a lil video for Ace and Gary...err I mean bondi and naraz

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/26358/

Um low blow.... first am I Narazbad's boy or Jrocks?

If the joke is going to run smooth lets get the info right!

Oh and YAY for baord whoring

rofl..was wondering if you were gonna join the i guess..."party" and sussed, you can whore my boards anytime you want babe

hey, i guess this thread was partly dedicated to me so fuck it, im whoreing it up!

FUCK YES!! whore whore whore whore whore!! no i can call people whores and have it be true!!

Post whore just checking in to whore up this thread

Sorry... I do spend a great deal of time having sex now.. god thats what I get for finding myself a 20 year old.. I have to work my ass off because shes horny 23 hours out of the day.. Its a hard life these days!

is your cock in an ice bath the other hour?

prettty damn much.. damn thing is sore!!

YEAH Dats Right!!! Im whorin"!!!

Whore

I'm horny 24 hors a day 7 days aweek. shes my kind of girl. i know a couple and his wife likes to have sex 2-3 times a month. you and i are both lucky!!!!!!!!!

2 or 3 times a month.. hahahahahah.. my nuts would explode

its my time to shine(ooops I mean whore it up)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whore away cutie

look at all my whores....join me my children...my whoring disciples....

Now here's a girl I'd like to see whore it up again really soon!

Daily whore checking in!

SLUT!!!

checkin this whore out.........anytime!!!

when i grow up i want to be an off topic post whore like bondi!

without naraz around 25 or 26 hours a day, I feel I must do my part to fill in.

yeah, so I was at this bar last night and this guy kept trying to push up my stool.

Am new to this whoring lark...so what do I do...like...just post an emoticon or one word comment...lots of times?

Or do I..

Take several posts...

to say what I want

there are no set rules sweet... but you can totally be our board whore anytime too

I really don't get the concept of "Board Whore". Is it truly just posting to get a high post total? Would it sort of lose it's appeal if there wasn't a counter that keeps track of total posts? Maybe there should be a system in place that could subtract from Total Posts, depending on an agreed upon formula. Bonus postings for each hot picture posted.

lol... there was no point behind the forum

i started it b/c it would take me forever to get through the threads b/c bondi, naraz, puppet (and myself, included) would post in a couple dozen places...

it was all a joke, but much like every other thread on rmm, it has spiraled into a creation of its own

No, I understood what you were doing, sort of consolidating the conversations. I'm refering to the behavior of posting for the sake of raising your post total. I don't get what that does except give a larger cup size. In less than 100 posts Abercrommie has done more than most D Cups.

I post because I am a post whore closeup... simple as that! haha

RMM is my escape from the real world and a place that gives me the opportunity to check out great tits, chat with beautiful women and have some very low brow fun with friends I have made through the site, hence my reason for whoring the boards!

Pay - who you calling slut? hahaha

I'm always up for a bit of whoring!!

YEAH!!! i should have bigger boobs!!!!!!!!

i'm no expert, but i hear rubbing and massaging them... especially in front of a camera or on video can make them grow up to 2 full cup sizes... who knows, maybe i'm wrong...

WHORE

you don't seem to mind

I wouldnt mind some of that