Hey Ruby here. Hello to all women and men of RMM! I have been having a great time enjoying all the pics on here. The conversations have been the best! Thought this might be easier to get to know a little more about me.

Tell us more about urself Ruby.... welcome to the RMM boards

well officially welcome , great picture to start out on ..hope to see more of ya .

Ruby, without meaning any disrespect but aren't you worried your 12 yr old boy might stumble across mom's tits on the net? Just curious thats all

No. He's never seen my tits so it's not like he can pick them out of a crowd plus... my face isn't on this web site or any others that I have pics on. My tats aren't even shown on here. Thanks for your concern though.

Valid points you make... I was just curious that's all

No harm in asking! Don't want to give too much of myself away, then the wondering of what I'm really like or even what I look like is gone. There's no fun in that.

Sometimes it's all about the mystery

Yes it is!!!LOL

Just cuase im in the mood let me throw another hypothetical at you. He might not be of the age now but just say in years to come you discover your son is surfing the net for porn (something I have to say he's bound to do)... what discipline if any do you take?

Lets see....How about "don't do as i do but, do as I say". I really don't know. I guess I will cross that bridge when I get there. Who knows when that will happen. I was 24 when I took my first drink of alcohol, I watched my first porn when I was 35, I had my pussy licked by a woman when I was 36...who really knows when he will do it. Five more years he's an adult. What can I do to lighten you up alittle! Bad day at the office or what?

Im plenty lightened up... I am just a curious little fucker thats all. i don't have kids and I often wonder what I will do if and when I discover my child has

1) smoked a joint
2) looked up porn
3) had sex

etc etc

You like sports, you go to the gym and it seem that you are somewhat well rounded...I don't think there is anything litle about you

I have a small brain

you've been brushing up on your bondi studies huh?

Maybe, I just don't want to talk to you about something that is boring to you if you have taken the time to talk to me.

You are far too considerate for this place... you must leave, IMMEDIATELY!

as you wish

I am sure you were aware I was only kidding around

Aha! Gottcha! By the way do you have a pet roo? lol

Now you're off the christmas card list

LOL I always wondered that as well ...

sounds awesome , to of had a teacher like you in my day I would have spent most of the time in the bathroom ... Nice to meet ya ..

I sub alot in the junior high. I have to be careful on the outfits I choose. I was telling Miss Kitty about my "distracting" spelling review.

Oh I can imagine , my son has a art teacher that likes to wear tight whie pants with a black or purple thong drives the boy nuts ..

That is so cool that he can share that with you. I work in long term care and the older fellas love to look down my shirt when I'm taking care of them. They are always wanting to smell my perfume.

Damn, ruby. You are lookin' fine!!! Love that pic... actually, I love all your pics. Glad you started a 411 so we can get to know you better.

oooooooooooh, good question!!!

or what if his friends find your pics... I bet your son will be having lots of sleepovers.

by the way, I'd like to become your son's friend so I can sleep over at your place.

Well do you guys really think my is Ruby? It's going to hard to find if me on here if they are looking for my name.
Some of his friends are starting to take notice but they are hardly in the MILF age yet.

I didn't know there was an age limit to MILF.....

Ruby,

I just wanna say #1...you have just convinced me to join the PTA.

#2. Don't secondguess your son's friends. When I was just age, it was sweet sexy things like you that made me stumble on the fine art of jacking off early and often! We are never too young to appreciate a fine hot M.I.L.F.

then while I am at it, why is the sky blue?

yeah he is at the age were he points things out to me , like , see what i have to look at all day dad . and stuff like that ,

I cant blame anyone for wanting to smell your perfume , to get a look down that cleavage would make anybodys day ...

It comes with the job. I'm always getting my ass grabbed.

I can for sure understand that ..

I can't quite figure you out yet. Your still a mystery to me.

oh what do you mean ?

Nothing bad. It's all about the mystery!

and what mystery would that be my dear ...

The mystery that keeps me interested. Some guys you know their MO right away

how 3d attracts any woman is a complete mystery to me.

Okay I got ya , So when ya get me figured out will ya tell me ?

well thats probably why she wasnt talking to you ..

I don't want to figure you out all the way, then I won't have anything to keep my intrest. Just like me, I want to give you just enough to make you come back looken for more

While I was expecting it, that was actually a pretty good burn.

In any case, she most likely is talking to you because she has a soft spot in her heart for the mentally handicapped.

That explains it

Bondiguy do you have anything positive to say? At least bobaloo said he like my pics earlier in the thread.

Ruby chill the fuck out sweetheart.

Obviously your blood pressure has affected your memory because I have said either here or in your top melons thread I like the shots of you in that blue bikini AND I like the new "enhanced" bust too.

I am still trying to understand WTF you are crying about?

I can only imagine you are an american with a poor understanding of my humour, and bobaloo's for that matter. We have been taking the piss out of ddd35 for over a year now and he has been doing the same back, it's all about having a joke.

So lighten the fuck up

So, we're in one of those moods again tonight are we! You are exactly the way I pictured you. On this particular thread you welcomed me, and then how did you put it,"since I'm in the mood and no disrespect". On here you didn't say anything nice. On the other yes, but here no. I my dear am not crying about anything. If you want to continue this conversation I would be gals to through the messenger. People don't like to read this kind of shit. They like sex, tits, and ass.

Actually people love this shit... Your 411 will be the most visited thread over the next 48 hours.

Shall I praise you in each thread on this forum, will that give your ego the wanted boost? I have said what I thought once and I don't feel the need to say it again.

Because I asked u a few questions you're angry? If you didn't want questions asked about your child, maybe you shouldn't have told thousands of RMM members you had one?





Above was my first post in this thread. Looks pretty welcoming to me...




above my 2nd post. A harmless question in my opinion and I went out of my way to ensure I meant no disrespect by it...


The rest of the posts I have made that were directed to you were light hearted banter. I actually thought we had a good initial rapport. Oh well, I won't lose any sleep. It seems you just got up out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.

If this was all just sticking up from 3d, he's a big boy and he knows im kidding around with him.