closeup
Dec 8 2006, 12:31 PM
I don't think this topic has been talked out. Here and there, a post or two broaches the subject. But now it has it's own thread. I was going to go with a poll but decided this would be more interesting. As we all know, after 10 or 12 posts, it will veer off- topic into Simpson quotes and Evade bashing, but at least those few on -topic posts might be worth reading.
Gnappster
Dec 8 2006, 12:37 PM
haha, it's funny cuz it's true.
what have I learned from RMM?
well before this place I never would have guessed there were this many hot women out there willing to show off their tata's for my enjoyment, for free!
Thank baby Jesus for the internet!
ddd35
Dec 8 2006, 12:52 PM
I have learned that there are many many sexy ladies out there that are willing to show the Awesome bodies , and are not shy about doing so .. and that there are many different countrys represented and they all like boobs and showing them off . and that there are many gay nerds that frequent these boards to help themselves feel better about themselves , and that black out is not just a term used when the power goes off !!!!!
closeup
Dec 8 2006, 01:06 PM
Boobs are like eggs in an egg carton. You know how when you open a carton of eggs and what you're seeing is probably 60-75% of the whole egg? You assume that the other 25-40% looks the same. Same with boobs. If you saw some woman's cleavage or she's at the beach in a bikini top, you always visualize what the part you're NOT seeing looks like. But, as RMM has taught me, you most likely would be wrong. Even more so if they are under a shirt or sweater.
Another thing is sort of what Gnappy said: It's amazing that so many woman have that little bit of exhibitionism in them and that RMM really seems to fill that need.
SKULLZ0MBIE
Dec 8 2006, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 8 2006, 12:37 PM)
haha, it's funny cuz it's true.
what have I learned from RMM?
well before this place I never would have guessed there were this many hot women out there willing to show off their tata's for my enjoyment, for free!
Thank baby Jesus for the internet!
amen
Bobaloo
Dec 8 2006, 03:14 PM
I learned that I don't really need to work while I'm at work. I can give the appearnce of strong work ethic if I squint my eyes and drop my eyebrows a little when typing a post.
I also learned the cities of where quite a few hot women live. I have so much more time to do things around the house now that my stalker research is cut nearly in half.
bondiguy
Dec 8 2006, 04:39 PM
I was going to say what Gnappy said... How many hot women will nude up for my enjoyment? It is amazing...
I have also learnt a lot about other countries, namely Canada and the USA. I have learnt not all Yankees are obnoxious, gun totting rednecks.
I have learnt a lot about the internet funnily enough. Before RMM I used it purely as a porn search engine but it has so many uses.
Lastly, my Simpsons knowledge has never been at such a level!
Bobaloo
Dec 8 2006, 07:16 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 8 2006, 04:39 PM)
I was going to say what Gnappy said... How many hot women will nude up for my enjoyment? It is amazing...
I have also learnt a lot about other countries, namely Canada and the USA. I have learnt not all Yankees are obnoxious, gun totting rednecks.
I have learnt a lot about the internet funnily enough. Before RMM I used it purely as a porn search engine but it has so many uses.
Lastly, my Simpsons knowledge has never been at such a level!
Well said. I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life. Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron. It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that.
Okay. i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness. Sorry 'bout that.
bondiguy
Dec 8 2006, 08:43 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 8 2006, 07:16 PM)
Well said. I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life. Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron. It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that.
Okay. i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness. Sorry 'bout that.
As sad as it is... I do that in reality too.
I'm always like, "This reminds me of X Simpsons Episode because of...."
The onyl one who understands it is my brother
closeup
Dec 9 2006, 01:25 AM
Here's another thing I've noticed: Say, for example, Jennifer Aniston posted on the rating page. No head shot, just the boobs and body. She wouldn't make the best melons of the month list. And she's hot. Think of all the movie stars that wouldn't make the list that are considered "hot". Cameron Diaz? Maybe a 7. Britney Spears? Maybe a 7. Lindsey Lohan? Probably a 6.5. Paris Hilton? She'd be lucky to get a 7. My point is that some of the woman who post here are incrediblity hot, no matter who you compare them to. I can think of at least a dozen women here who are hotter than 90% of any woman you'll ever see on T.V. or in the movies.
COMEDYMAN
Dec 9 2006, 09:17 AM
Wow great question closeup. What has RMM taught me?
Well first off it has stregthened my admiration for the female form in all of its sizes and shapes. Its has also stregthened my right forearm to where I can almost pop a tennisball
Where I was just a big boob fetishist before I have come to love all of you lovely ladies' myraid of cup sizes and pretty nipples. I Used to love boobies before RMM now I REALLY LOVEM!!!
Lotta pretty pussies out there too
It has shown me I need to goto England asap
Lotta great tits on the Isle
It has shown me that there are a lotta fucking stupid moron self centered men out there with really incredibly sexy women that they prolly don't even know they have sleeping next to them each night.
It has also shown me the lengths and tolerance that some women have for these stupid men.
It has shown me that Women with power are sexy as fuck ( cough BTS cough).... well she was fucking sexy before but the thought she edit me at will just gets me hard
It has shown me there are a lotta ignorant people out there allowed to breathe oxygen and their only satifaction comes from leaving fucked up comments or posting fakes on a little old titty site ... Bigboobs38gg, crusherfla, pandabear, etc etc etc You can pick up a gun and a box of shells just about anywhere. Insert barrel A into mouth B and pull trigger C. See everybody wins.
For the most part RMM has shown me that there are fellow pervs out there who enjoy all aspects of sex as much as I do and pervettes who feed us our medicine on a daily basis.
hott1976
Dec 9 2006, 01:51 PM
hmmm.......
This place has made me realize that you can be fond of people that you have never met and probably will never cross paths with in real time.
You can become addicted to something so simple as posting comments and pics of yourself.
I have a little exhibitionist in me... did you know that. ????
closeup, your comment about the jennifer aniston thing is dead on!
Gnappster
Dec 9 2006, 02:45 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 8 2006, 05:16 PM)
Well said. I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life. Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron. It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that.
Okay. i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness. Sorry 'bout that.
My wife said something funny the other day and I said HEY-OH! She looked at me like I was retarded(not uncommon). True it is from the Tonight Show, but we stole it from the Simpsons.
bondiguy
Dec 11 2006, 12:24 AM
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 9 2006, 01:25 AM)
Here's another thing I've noticed: Say, for example, Jennifer Aniston posted on the rating page. No head shot, just the boobs and body. She wouldn't make the best melons of the month list. And she's hot. Think of all the movie stars that wouldn't make the list that are considered "hot". Cameron Diaz? Maybe a 7. Britney Spears? Maybe a 7. Lindsey Lohan? Probably a 6.5. Paris Hilton? She'd be lucky to get a 7. My point is that some of the woman who post here are incrediblity hot, no matter who you compare them to. I can think of at least a dozen women here who are hotter than 90% of any woman you'll ever see on T.V. or in the movies.
Touche.... alot of women are beautiful because they are famous, they have the best hair stylists, fashion stylists, make up artists at their disposal and images of them are taken by the cream of the crop in the photography business.
Hence, this si why I enjoy the amateur nature of this site
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 9 2006, 09:17 AM)
For the most part RMM has shown me that there are fellow pervs out there who enjoy all aspects of sex as much as I do and pervettes who feed us our medicine on a daily basis.
I agree with all your points but the last one especially! I thought I was the only one
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 9 2006, 02:45 PM)
My wife said something funny the other day and I said HEY-OH! She looked at me like I was retarded(not uncommon). True it is from the Tonight Show, but we stole it from the Simpsons.
If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 11:46 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 10 2006, 10:24 PM)
If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit
HEY-OH!
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 11:46 AM)
HEY-OH!
I heard on the radio this morning that the
number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
Well, thank god for that.
Now I can only hope that frequent, unsatisfying 5-second sex sessions with nerds is a close second.
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 02:54 PM)
Well, thank god for that.
Now I can only hope that frequent, unsatisfying 5-second sex sessions with nerds is a close second.
Christof
Dec 11 2006, 05:40 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 04:46 PM)
HEY-OH!
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
I read on a tech/geek newssite that the new fantasy for geeks is to watch people
unbox stuff they cant afford themselves
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Christof @ Dec 11 2006, 03:40 PM)
I read on a tech/geek newssite that the new fantasy for geeks is to watch people
unbox stuff they cant afford themselves
that's both funny and sad
hott1976
Dec 11 2006, 06:31 PM
..... rmm reminds me every day that there are a lot of jealous humans on this earth. And jealousy...is that one of the seven sins?
hott1976
Dec 11 2006, 06:35 PM
Rewind....i looked it up so i don't feel foolish. It's envy...
Here's what i found.....
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Sin Punishment in Hell
Pride Broken on the Wheel.
Envy Placed in freezing water.
Wrath Dismembered Alive.
Sloth Thrown in Snake Pits.
Greed Put in pots of boiling oil.
Gluttony Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.
Lust Smothered in Fire and Brimstone.
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 06:40 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 04:35 PM)
Rewind....i looked it up so i don't feel foolish. It's envy...
Here's what i found.....
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Sin Punishment in Hell
Pride Broken on the Wheel.
Envy Placed in freezing water.
Wrath Dismembered Alive.
Sloth Thrown in Snake Pits.
Greed Put in pots of boiling oil.
Gluttony Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.
Lust Smothered in Fire and Brimstone.
those sound like FUUUUUUUN!
I skipped over the bottom part, hopefully didn't miss anything important.
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 07:00 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 06:40 PM)
those sound like FUUUUUUUN!
I skipped over the bottom part, hopefully didn't miss anything important.
Prolly not.
so you want to go to the bar later and eat and drink more than we require??
and perhaps we can find some time to avoid some physical and spiritual work.
paybarraman
Dec 11 2006, 10:41 PM
RMM has taught me that women are more sexual than they let on...they just want us to work harder....
I've learned, thanks to many of the lovely women here, that I can actually be quite charming........ go figure.....
That every now and then, I can pen a tasty little porn tale or two.....
And I've learned that it is possible to fall head over heels in lust over and over and over and over and over and over.........
bondiguy
Dec 12 2006, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 11:46 AM)
HEY-OH!
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
Get them on RMM
Family Feud.... the new BAM?
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:35 PM)
Sin Punishment in Hell
Pride Broken on the Wheel.
Envy Placed in freezing water.
Wrath Dismembered Alive.
Sloth Thrown in Snake Pits.
Greed Put in pots of boiling oil.
Gluttony Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.
Lust Smothered in Fire and Brimstone.
So I am going to hell on a broken wheel smothered in fire and brimstone and put in pots of boiling water???
foghorn
Dec 15 2006, 06:12 PM
with women like hott around...it's fire and brimstone for me.
closeup
Jan 15 2007, 04:49 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 11:46 AM)
HEY-OH!
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
This is an interesting factoid. It seems to have had little discussion or comments. I'm interested in what the RMM ladies think of this.
tera
Jan 16 2007, 12:21 AM
What i've learned about RRM is how fun it can be to expose yourself to the public and get good feedback. My hubby talked me into this saying it would be fun and he felt the feedback would be very positive.He was right and I have had a blast posting my pics to be viewed, it brought out the exhibitionist in me and made for some very interesting sex and for that...A BIG THANKS!!!
evade20
Jan 16 2007, 06:27 AM
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 16 2007, 12:21 AM)
What i've learned about RRM is how fun it can be to expose yourself to the public and get good feedback. My hubby talked me into this saying it would be fun and he felt the feedback would be very positive.He was right and I have had a blast posting my pics to be viewed, it brought out the exhibitionist in me and made for some very interesting sex and for that...A BIG THANKS!!!
You're very welcome!
ddd35
Jan 16 2007, 04:46 PM
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 16 2007, 12:21 AM)
What i've learned about RRM is how fun it can be to expose yourself to the public and get good feedback. My hubby talked me into this saying it would be fun and he felt the feedback would be very positive.He was right and I have had a blast posting my pics to be viewed, it brought out the exhibitionist in me and made for some very interesting sex and for that...A BIG THANKS!!!
just glad we could help ...
bondiguy
Jan 17 2007, 12:24 AM
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 16 2007, 12:21 AM)
What i've learned about RRM is how fun it can be to expose yourself to the public and get good feedback. My hubby talked me into this saying it would be fun and he felt the feedback would be very positive.He was right and I have had a blast posting my pics to be viewed, it brought out the exhibitionist in me and made for some very interesting sex and for that...A BIG THANKS!!!
Thank us by posting many more pics
ontippytoes
Feb 14 2007, 02:17 AM
I've learned that my hips aren't big and gross. After reading some comments about hips here, I took a pic that included my hips and posted it. I was scared as all get out, but you guys liked it. In fact, I was just told tonight that that particular pic is someone's favorite...because of the hips. Who fucking new?
ontippytoes
Feb 14 2007, 02:21 AM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 14 2007, 02:17 AM)
I've learned that my hips aren't big and gross. After reading some comments about hips here, I took a pic that included my hips and posted it. I was scared as all get out, but you guys liked it. In fact, I was just told tonight that that particular pic is someone's favorite...because of the hips. Who fucking new?
Damn...typo...
Meant to type knew...
ontippytoes
Feb 14 2007, 02:28 AM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Dec 11 2006, 10:41 PM)
RMM has taught me that women are more sexual than they let on...they just want us to work harder....
I've learned, thanks to many of the lovely women here, that I can actually be quite charming........ go figure.....
That every now and then, I can pen a tasty little porn tale or two.....
And I've learned that it is possible to fall head over heels in lust over and over and over and over and over and over.........
Yep, quite charming!
Yep, can pen a VERY tasty, sensual, arousing, carnal, lustful, sexual, and stimulating story or two, or three, or....
evade20
Feb 14 2007, 04:50 AM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 14 2007, 02:17 AM)
I've learned that my hips aren't big and gross. After reading some comments about hips here, I took a pic that included my hips and posted it. I was scared as all get out, but you guys liked it. In fact, I was just told tonight that that particular pic is someone's favorite...because of the hips. Who fucking knew?
Your hips are fine!
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 14 2007, 02:21 AM)
Damn...typo...
Meant to type knew...
There is an edit function.....
little_n_soft
Feb 14 2007, 08:26 AM
I've learnt that I'm even more of an exhibitionist than I thought I was. I've also learnt that other girlies' bodies can be a turn-on, even though I'm not a lesbian.
Oh and I've also learnt that variety really is the spice of life, what may seem attractive to one person may not be so enticing to another and so on.
bondiguy
Feb 14 2007, 11:26 PM
QUOTE(little_n_soft @ Feb 14 2007, 08:26 AM)
I've learnt that I'm even more of an exhibitionist than I thought I was. I've also learnt that other girlies' bodies can be a turn-on, even though I'm not a lesbian.
Oh and I've also learnt that variety really is the spice of life, what may seem attractive to one person may not be so enticing to another and so on.
I have learnt that there is a plethora of sexy, petite ladies out there willing to share their beautiful bodies with people like me
bondiguy
Feb 14 2007, 11:27 PM
If RMM has taught me anything, and it hasn't, is that girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing, or hot oil wrestling
ontippytoes
Feb 14 2007, 11:51 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 14 2007, 04:50 AM)
There is an edit function.....
Bite me!
Kiana
Feb 14 2007, 11:57 PM
RMM taught me that even fat girls will get complimented on their naked pics. Who'da thought?
bondiguy
Feb 15 2007, 12:02 AM
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 14 2007, 11:57 PM)
RMM taught me that even fat girls will get complimented on their naked pics. Who'da thought?
that is the sorta shit I have missed from you Kia
Kiana
Feb 15 2007, 12:05 AM
LOL...I cant help it! Being overly honest just comes naturally.
Another thing RMM taught me about fat girls is that they either dont know they are fat or they are just fucking delusional about their "hotness" factor
bondiguy
Feb 15 2007, 12:07 AM
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 15 2007, 12:05 AM)
LOL...I cant help it! Being overly honest just comes naturally.
Another thing RMM taught me about fat girls is that they either dont know they are fat or they are just fucking delusional about their "hotness" factor
I love it.... if I do it I get lynched by the mob, but you can get away with it...
Oh and I learnt that about fat women after watching shows like Oprah, Jerry Springer etc
Kiana
Feb 15 2007, 12:10 AM
Who makes up the mob these days? Not that I care much. If it's the same mob then its fat girls that cry cause someone called them fat (Hello? Dont post naked pics of yourself if you cant handle the truth. You have to know that you are fat BEFORE you posted the pics) and the fat girl followers.
bondiguy
Feb 15 2007, 12:13 AM
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 15 2007, 12:10 AM)
Who makes up the mob these days? Not that I care much. If it's the same mob then its fat girls that cry cause someone called them fat (Hello? Dont post naked pics of yourself if you cant handle the truth. You have to know that you are fat BEFORE you posted the pics) and the fat girl followers.
A little from column A and a little from column B....
Yeah, the truth hurts huh???
Puppet
Feb 15 2007, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 15 2007, 12:10 AM)
Who makes up the mob these days? Not that I care much. If it's the same mob then its fat girls that cry cause someone called them fat (Hello? Dont post naked pics of yourself if you cant handle the truth. You have to know that you are fat BEFORE you posted the pics) and the fat girl followers.
hahahahah
When you gonna squirt that thing out so we can start drinking again.. I miss my running buddy.
evade20
Feb 15 2007, 09:49 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 14 2007, 11:51 PM)
I've been trying but you keep disappearing on me!
bondiguy
Feb 15 2007, 11:13 PM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 15 2007, 02:49 PM)
hahahahah
When you gonna squirt that thing out so we can start drinking again.. I miss my running buddy.
You have always had a way with words huh???
Did u read im going to Mexico in may dude?
hott1976
Feb 16 2007, 09:26 PM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 15 2007, 02:49 PM)
hahahahah
When you gonna squirt that thing out so we can start drinking again.. I miss my running buddy.
Kiana..are you having a baby? and Puppet.... do you run? Two things i think i may figured out from this conversation. Running? ?????
closeup
Feb 17 2007, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(Kiana @ Feb 15 2007, 12:10 AM)
Who makes up the mob these days? Not that I care much. If it's the same mob then its fat girls that cry cause someone called them fat (Hello? Dont post naked pics of yourself if you cant handle the truth. You have to know that you are fat BEFORE you posted the pics) and the fat girl followers.
My attitude is everyone can use this site as they want. It should be non-judgemental. You are always free to ignore anything you don't approve of. That seems obvious, but evidently isn't.
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