alright, well we haven't had a new topic in a little while, so i thought i'd try to get a new dialogue going...

this one's for the ladies (surprise, surprise)



how old were you the first time you masturbated? do you remember it/remember it being any good?

how old were you the first time you bought/used a vibrator? what made you decide to get one? how much better/different is it than fingers alone?

i'm honestly curious about this one, so let's see what kinds of responses we can get

anybody?

I'd tell you about MY first experience with a dildo, but you're asking the ladies.

*sits and grabs the popcorn* oh DO tell...

sorry jrock... doesnt look like your thread is getting off the ground!

i still wanna hear gnappys story!

you are sick and twisted! haha

eh..it sounds like a good laugh lol

Is that what passes for comedy in your part of the world? haha

he probably just wants some pointers

yeah... they can't all be winners... i guess it's just back to the boobies then

lol nice try gnappy

I'll pay that Gnappy... good line!

lol..another of Jrocks dead threads....poor guy had less luck than i did sometimes!

I was 18 and yes it was good. Frist time with a vibrator I was 26. My hubby got it for me. I think a vibrator is much better then fingers anyday.

Have to agree with Hm, only I was 16 (legal age in UK). Newly wed when hubby bought me a toy, about 22 and loved it!!! Prefer the real thing though anyday!

where is jrock anyway?

remember? he had to go! his gf moved in with him!

oh yeah!

He was in here the other day! Its hard to stay away!

My GF lives with me also but still come online to RMM

cuz your a old dirty bastard, like previously stated

I think I've become the monk at the top of the mountain when it comes to self lovin......


been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin.....

At that level you must be able to do it without hands!

That just aint right! Pay baby, I'll help you "de-monk" yourself!

****scours Hotwire, Orbitz, Expedia, Travelocity, etc for the best possible airfare to Florida****

I wonder what it woul dbe like to feel the pleasure of sexual nirvana.......

****ponders GoodTime giving him just that....a VERY Good Time...*****

rofl! i was thinking the same thing

Ahhhhh, still grasshopper.....tactile sensations very important for fullest orgasmic experience.........


Mmmmmmmm......Ahhhhhhhhhh..........OOOOOOooooooooooh!!!!!

Is that bought a used vibrator?!?!?!? ohhh wait I got it bought OR used a vibrator...

My mistake Sorry I couldn't resist!

u never know what you'll find at a garage sale

uhhhhh....scary.......................

Well the first time for me was pretty crazy..... It all started when

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Ahhh! That's not right!

WTF!?!?!?!?


Hey John!!!! What Happened there?!?!?!?!?!

I'm still pondering what that said and sussed ain't talking

You tried too???

I havent gotten a respponse from her........


Hmmmmm now I REALLY Fuckin curious!!!

oh I got a response, it was just a lil vague thats all lol

hi beautiful..

cmom sussed, spill the beans!
then u can edit it out right away
it will be our lil secret

Ok one more time.... So when I was 16

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OK, that was the single hottest thing I've EVER read!!!
I can now die a happy man.

ya know, I didn't think that was even physically possible...wow!

now that is skill!

now that is skill!

Yeah right, you can't trick me!

I'm beginning to think we're all gettin jerked here...................




not that that's a bad thing......

first time i masturbating was when i was 12:O

now there is a first post that wont be easily forgotten