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[bondiguy]

IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins  ?

that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d

[ddd35]

that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d

but they were on sale

[COMEDYMAN]

IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins  ?

The old daying goes is you can't take it with you. Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.



Dildos included

[ddd35]

The old daying goes is you can't take it with you.   Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.   

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.
Dildos included

Well I told the ladies ID share the dildos ...

[bondiguy]

The old daying goes is you can't take it with you.   Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.   

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.
Dildos included

I better start collecting LOTR collectables

[ddd35]

sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?

[evade20]

It depends whether you suck it or bite it!   

The lady with the answers!

[COMEDYMAN]

sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life  ?

very thought provoking question.....


Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a


Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

[bondiguy]

very thought provoking question.....
Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex  and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too.  But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel......  I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway.  And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over.  If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a

Lose your smell.....  would make pussy licking a more enjoyable.  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

There's ur answer 3d

[baby21]

  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly...

[COMEDYMAN]

That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly... 

Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair

[baby21]

Well if i ever need to lose a hardon real quick .. I can think of miss curly arm hair 

I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...

[COMEDYMAN]

I wonder how her poor husband gets off... Unless there's a market out there for air hair fetishes...

unfortunately there is google hirsute

[baby21]

unfortunately there is   google hirsute

I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??

[COMEDYMAN]

I don't know what's worse, the pictures I just saw or the fact you knew about it!

Is there something your not telling us??

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit

[closeup]

unfortunately there is   google hirsute

She'd need a lawnmower to give that bush a trim!

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[bondiguy]

She'd need a lawnmower to give that bush a trim!

70's style!

[baby21]

She'd need a lawnmower to give that bush a trim!

Oh god... not that picture again!!!

[Gnappster]

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit

you too?

Oh god... not that picture again!!! 

only at rmm would you here that phrase regarding that pic

[bondiguy]

you too? 
only at rmm would you here that phrase regarding that pic

Same thing was said about Pink Eye AND Dolmio Grin

[Gnappster]

Same thing was said about Pink Eye AND Dolmio Grin

yes, but I look at those with heartfelt nostalgia

[bondiguy]

yes, but I look at those with heartfelt nostalgia

As do I good buddy... as do I

[ddd35]

very thought provoking question.....
Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex  and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too.  But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel......  I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway.  And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over.  If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a
Lose your smell.....  would make pussy licking a more enjoyable.  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

you did well mate , I think you should go on TV Now i hear oprah is retiring to back Obama in 08 .. BUt good answers .

[ddd35]

so comedy you seem to be on a roll if we can keep the peanut galary from chiming in there little tidbits ..

heres another for ya , In how many states in the union is it illegal to perform oral sex ?

[bondiguy]

so  comedy  you seem to be on a roll if we can keep the peanut  galary  from chiming in there little tidbits  ..
heres another  for ya  , In how many states in the union  is it illegal to  perform oral sex ?

You wouldn't be belittleing other members would you 3d?

[Christof]

When you have scoured the web since its inception for porn you will run across some crazy shit

Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway. our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what

[COMEDYMAN]

Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway.  our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what

The Acronym TGP means Thumbnail Gallery Post. A huge selection of free porn sites use TGPs to promote their site as a hook to get you to stop by

Sorry there wasn't any poingant advice or humor but nothing really funny about a TGP unless its nude midgets gangbanging Jenna Jameson

She used to look hot but she like other idiot porn stars have went under the knife and fucked up her face.

[COMEDYMAN]

so  comedy  you seem to be on a roll if we can keep the peanut  galary  from chiming in there little tidbits  ..

heres another  for ya  , In how many states in the union  is it illegal to  perform oral sex ?

Whatever state you don't get caught in


That would be a good field test... go to each state capital , get a blowjob on the main steps and see if you get arrested

[Gnappster]

Any ideas what TGP means in a porn sense? I used to be a band called the general pubic, until we realised there already was a band called general public, but anyway.  our website was tgp.someprovidericantremember.com and we used to get LOADS! of redirects from porn sites, so assume it means something but never did find out what

was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny

The Acronym TGP means Thumbnail Gallery Post. A huge selection of free porn sites use TGPs to promote their site as a hook to get you to stop by

Sorry there wasn't any poingant advice or humor but nothing really funny about a TGP unless its nude midgets gangbanging Jenna Jameson

She used to look hot but she like other idiot porn stars have went under the knife and fucked up her face.

Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway )?

I don't know why porn stars think they look better the more they have plastic surgery done, especially on the face.

[ddd35]

You wouldn't be belittleing other members would you 3d?

Nope just pointing how the thread title is ASK CMan ? and thats what I did .