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post Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM
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that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your fulltime job, it often loses it's novelty.
and when you're like 14, a girl in a bikini could get you off, then as you get older it's a naked chick, then it has to be a naked chick spread eagle, then a naked chick spread eagle getting fucked and so on and so forth. So with that progression I can see how you've reach the end and there really isn't anywhere left to progress to.
maybe you need to seek other sexual avenues. You work a lot in the visual, maybe sex letters or phone sex might help(and not FROM or with me either, couldnt leave myself wide open for that one).
and failing that, there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.


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post Jan 13 2006, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 13 2006, 10:22 AM)
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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isn't that the thing that swells when men get older and makes you have to get up to pee like every hour at night? coz.gif

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post Jan 13 2006, 03:39 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM)
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start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak


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post Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(imagonsgirl @ Jan 13 2006, 04:39 PM)
start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak
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post Jan 13 2006, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM)
To my defense, I always leave em a little alive when I'm done, a courtesy dump out of the car door at an ER is the least I can do  smile.gif
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always the consummate gentelman laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 13 2006, 04:13 PM)
always the consummate gentelman  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-around too... laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM)
there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.
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post Jan 13 2006, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM)
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Well obviously!!! haha

Why don't you start trying this after sex.... take a dump on her chest!


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post Jan 13 2006, 08:00 PM
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mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to he ladies of rmm instead of the guys might be a help (really guys you are not helping)
sure there are plenty of ladies on here would try to stroke your fire.... if i am wrong then you can shoot me instead
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post Jan 13 2006, 09:54 PM
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post Jan 14 2006, 06:47 AM
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ok....i have several avenues to travel down this one....

ok.....ive heard of jack the ripper....but did he get a name change to john recently?
(i know, lame as fuck, but read my 411 and realize i just got done hurling up every bit of food ive eaten today)

and amputees and midgets? wtfh are you doing to get off man! jesus christ gnappy! god....if your going to use a horse to choke your chicken....then yeah...maybe someone SHOULD shoot you! biggrin.gif


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post Jul 13 2006, 03:32 PM
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post Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM)
So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?
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he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......


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post Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM
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wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??


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post Sep 2 2006, 06:40 AM
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QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM)
he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......
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He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene


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post Sep 4 2006, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM)
wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??
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haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls tongue.gif and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.

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He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene
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ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well


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post Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM
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ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well
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post Sep 5 2006, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM)
If it has got something to do with porn... I pay attention!
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yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case..... violent-smiley-100.gif ick!


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post Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM
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QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 4 2006, 12:11 AM)
haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls  tongue.gif and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.
ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

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were you responding to bondi or naraz there? blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM
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QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 4 2006, 11:06 PM)
yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case..... violent-smiley-100.gif ick!
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i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.


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post Sep 6 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM)
were you responding to bondi or naraz there?  blink.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Me... but it would have been far funnier if it were Naz tongue.gif

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i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
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I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me


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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM)
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
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Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...

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I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me
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post Sep 7 2006, 01:23 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2006, 09:00 PM)
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
...Damn, I'm too late.  He's already making excuses.
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post Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 11:23 PM)
Attack is always the best from of defence grinning-smiley-003.gif
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post Sep 8 2006, 12:00 AM
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