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[Lynette]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

[UncleBuck]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

Dr. Ruth,
She could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

[Bobaloo]

Dr. Ruth, she could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

Good answer!!!

I'd go for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, and... I could go on and on, but I'd start there

[Gnappster]

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

[Bobaloo]

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

oooh, athletes. I've got a thing for pretty much all gymnasts and ice-skaters. Wait, allow me to rephrase that before the burns start flying. I've got a thing for pretty much all FEMALE gymnasts and ice-skaters. Maybe it's because they're so young . They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable. So ice-skaters, gymnasts, and Mia Hamm too.

Reese Witherspoon is one hot little number too. She was awesome in walk the line. I loved her voice in that movie. I read some interviews with her. She's quite the little wifey too.

[Gnappster]

oooh, athletes.  I've got a thing for pretty much all gymnasts and ice-skaters.  Wait, allow me to rephrase that before the burns start flying.  I've got a thing for pretty much all FEMALE gymnasts and ice-skaters.  Maybe it's because they're so young .  They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable.  So ice-skaters, gymnasts, and Mia Hamm too. 

Reese Witherspoon is one hot little number too.  She was awesome in walk the line.  I loved her voice in that movie.  I read some interviews with her.  She's quite the little wifey too.

yeah after her performance as June Carter, I wanted to nail her all the more.

[Bobaloo]

yeah after her performance as June Carter, I wanted to nail her all the more.

Maybe you and I can woo her with our wit and simpsons knowledge most women are powerless against that kind of charm. She'd have to talk in her June Carter voice though, or I wouldn't be as interested.

[Isaac_Putin]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household. What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

[Bobaloo]

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household.  What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

That she's sexually repressed and she's just bursting at the seams with tons of pent up sexual energy and she's probably in-fucking-sane in the sack. Pass on that all you want, cuz i'll be busy listening to her profess her love to me in that sexy June Carter voice, which of course would be muffled for one reason or another.

[Isaac_Putin]

That she's sexually repressed and she's just bursting at the seams with tons of pent up sexual energy and she's probably in-fucking-sane in the sack.  Pass on that all you want, cuz i'll be busy listening to her profess her love to me in that sexy June Carter voice, which of course would be muffled for one reason or another.

Actually, you have a very good point. There is a prim and proper pop singer in Europe who had a squeaky-clean "pure as the driven snow" reputation. That is until a videotape got out -- of her with a married man. They literally did every position in the kama sutra and even invented a few new ones. It was better than any tape I ever rented.

[Bobaloo]

Actually, you have a very good point.  There is a prim and proper pop singer in Europe who had a squeaky-clean "pure as the driven snow" reputation.  That is until a videotape got out -- of her with a married man.  They literally did every position in the kama sutra and even invented a few new ones.  It was better than any tape I ever rented.

I know the video. It's damn hot!!! that girl wants it so bad she starts riding the dude's leg. insane video

[Isaac_Putin]

I know the video.  It's damn hot!!!  that girl wants it so bad she starts riding the dude's leg.  insane video

We're talking about the same singer - Severina Vuckovic? Something like that?

[Bobaloo]

We're talking about the same singer - Severina Vuckovic?  Something like that?  

That's the one. If anyone's interested, search for croation pop star sex video and refine the search as needed. the video is all over the place for free download. If you're dying to see it and can't find it, let me know. I'll hook you up.

We're talking major with this video... if you can get through the whole thing.

[natalie]

Good answer!!!

I'd go for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, and...  I could go on and on, but I'd start there

Not famous!

[natalie]

This has kind of been done before but I'll bite. The only celebrity I am really attracted to is Reese Witherspoon. She seems about perfect. Sure lots of other celebs are "hot" but they seem WAY too high maintenace and I don't find them overly attractive. Sure I wouldn't say no to having sex with them but it's not like I lust after them.
Female althletes on the other hand, there are LOTS I would love to get it on with.

not an athlete!

[natalie]

Dr. Ruth,
She could teach me all the secrets and make a even better lover than I allready am

She ain't the only one who could teach you a few things.

[foxy lady]

She ain't the only one who could teach you a few things.

You're very devilish aren't you Nat!?!

[Bobaloo]

  Not famous!

Well, you know, Natalie. I would have put you down at the top of that list, but I figured I'd have a better chance with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Garner. You're too much of a little hottie to go for a guy like me.

[boanna]

Well, you know, Natalie.  I would have put you down at the top of that list, but I figured I'd have a better chance with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Garner.  You're too much of a little hottie to go for a guy like me.

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet). first in line is this hunk of a man!

[natalie]

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet).  first in line is this hunk of a man!

God what would you do with all that hair? He'd be going down on you and keep chocking on his own hair. (Never trust a pirate)

[boanna]

God what would you do with all that hair? He'd be going down on you and keep chocking on his own hair. (Never trust a pirate)

the same thing he would do to me if i had long hair, drape all over his body, gettin it wet and sloppy! gotta love a pirate!

[Isaac_Putin]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

And Salma Hayek.

[Bobaloo]

for boanna, toss up for second place between kevin costner (but he has to be wearing his cowboy outfit), and troy aikman (has to be wearing his football uniform, or at least the helmet).  first in line is this hunk of a man!

arrrrrr matie.


(Oooh, I have a good one for the joke thread )

[Isaac_Putin]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

I would be willing to be the tasty white filling in a sandwich consisting of the following women:

Michelle Rodriguez:


Rosario Dawson:


Salma Hayek:


Kelly Hu:


Lucy Liu:

[belicked6924]

Maybe it's because they're so young .  They haven't learned that a guy like me would probably just make them miserable. 

So age is nothing but a number for you? You and Bondi will be fighting over the 12 year olds

[belicked6924]

I would choose Michelle Rodriguez from "Lost".

By the way, even though Reese Witherspoon is really cute, I saw an interview where she said that two-piece swimsuits are not allowed in her household.  What the hell is that, and what does it foretell for a night with her?

Anyone think of the possibility that maybe she just doesn't like swimsuits at all?

[Bobaloo]

So age is nothing but a number for you? You and Bondi will be fighting over the 12 year olds 

Hey! she told me she was 13!

[belicked6924]

I would be willing to be the tasty white filling in a sandwich consisting of the following women:

Michelle Rodriguez
Rosario Dawson
Salma Hayek
Kelly Hu
Lucy Liu

Very nice selection there Isaac

[foghorn]

Actors, actresses, politicians, captains of industry, models, etc. Who is your fatasy fuck? And, how do you see yourself doing them?

besides you and some select other women from around here...i'll have to think on that.

[Pinkcheeks214]

LL Cool J is sexy as fuck! Even before he got this ripped. The way he licks his lips all the time is so sexy!