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Write Your Sexual Personal Ad, in 50 words or less
COMEDYMAN |
Aug 17 2008, 08:49 AM
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If you were putting an ad into an adult magazine looking for an intimate evening and you were wanting to attract your perfect sexual partner, how would you write it? The stipulation is there is limited space and only room for 50 words or less. I will start Funny Guys seeks Funny Girl who won't laugh at his penis size when it dissapears into her giant titties. Must like it a little rough and be able to slap me and twist my nipples off if she wants. Any body types welcome. Tits Bigger the Better. Next
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misschickie |
Aug 18 2008, 08:29 PM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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Awesome idea Cman!!! Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks.
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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evade20 |
Aug 18 2008, 10:17 PM
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Melon Master
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Aug 18 2008, 08:29 PM) Awesome idea Cman!!! Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks. Wow!!!!
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"The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel AdamsThe state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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frankylee22 |
Aug 18 2008, 11:17 PM
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Younger man seeks older woman to use me and abuse me. Please be rough and make me worship you. Treat me like a piece of meat and make me beg for more. I want to be your boy toy, and you can be my hardcore hottie.
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frankylee22 |
Aug 19 2008, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 19 2008, 08:28 PM) Highly sexual & sexy, attractive woman with great breasts seeks a man's man with incredible stamina. All respondants MUST enjoy giving as well as receiving oral favors, like spontanious, outdoor, and even public sex. Must apply with weapon full loaded (size does count here, for visual stimulation, if nothing else). So where can I fill out the application?
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ddd35 |
Aug 21 2008, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Aug 18 2008, 06:29 PM) Awesome idea Cman!!! Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks. Okay so you left out your address and phone number ??? So No Donkeys , Is a Horse cock okay ?
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COMEDYMAN |
Aug 27 2008, 06:03 PM
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Double D's
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QUOTE(digitalnights @ Aug 27 2008, 05:10 PM) I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driver license exam and I'm so happy =) you must be able to host. I got condoms I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too! as soon as possible! and NO gays PLEASE!
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UncleBuck |
Aug 28 2008, 05:16 PM
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
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*100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Wayne Gretzky.
*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*Egos are like dicks. All men have one, but mine's bigger.
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ddd35 |
Aug 28 2008, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 28 2008, 03:16 PM) SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society . I take it you where #1 Or how else would you know ? LOL
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evade20 |
Aug 28 2008, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 28 2008, 05:16 PM) SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
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"The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel AdamsThe state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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misschickie |
Aug 28 2008, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE(digitalnights @ Aug 27 2008, 02:10 PM) I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driver license exam and I'm so happy =) you must be able to host. I got condoms I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too! as soon as possible! and NO gays PLEASE! hahaha!!! post it on craigslist, i'll answer it! QUOTE(digitalnights @ Aug 28 2008, 12:27 PM) Here's another.... You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off. Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude. omg....that was fuckin gold! QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 28 2008, 02:16 PM) SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society . awww....adorable!
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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ddd35 |
Sep 21 2008, 10:26 AM
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Successful male looking for females that want to experience a lifestyle of the rich and famous , a sex life compared to a porn movie . My interest include but not limited to , the outdoors , breasts big and small , fast cars , sex , Atv riding , role play , 3somes , 4somes , orgies , multiple orgasm's, and especially the tender touch of a lady after a long night of sex . I love waking up to lady after weve made love for hours (okay minutes ) and enjoying the afterglow of orgasm..If interested please Pm me .
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Melon Midget |
Aug 11 2009, 04:23 PM
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misschickie |
Aug 11 2009, 05:59 PM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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QUOTE(Melon Midget @ Aug 11 2009, 01:23 PM) QUOTE(Melon Midget @ Aug 11 2009, 02:47 PM) I'm a grown-up, funny man, with broad shoulders and a big heart, I have strong, nimble fingers and a generous sexual attitudes. I am looking for a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of a good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. hehe, box number?
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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