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How Many Days In A Row Have You Masturbated
bondiguy |
Jan 13 2006, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(nikkibird @ Jan 12 2006, 04:38 AM) I usually do it every few months but today I did 3 times in about an hour. For some reason it was going so fast it seemed stupid to stop So why don't you rub it in... the fact girls can rub 3 out within such a short timespan!!! QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 12 2006, 12:03 PM) I dont think a healthy relationship with a great sex life matters. I could have sex 5 times a day and I would still play with myself and this is why we love her i think the question for the guys should be.... how young did you start?
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bondiguy |
Jan 16 2006, 01:48 AM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 15 2006, 02:41 AM) my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate.. she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening.. That is the great thing about women.... masturbating makes them hornier!!! Oh I love that... When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 15 2006, 08:22 AM) I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year Including the getting laid days Ah CM.... you're not man... you're some sort of masturbating machine!
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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Gnappster |
Jan 16 2006, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 16 2006, 01:48 AM) When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.
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bondiguy |
Jan 17 2006, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 16 2006, 02:28 PM) haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol. it is like you have seen into every living man's life! Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"
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Hardabs |
Jan 17 2006, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 17 2006, 12:09 AM) it is like you have seen into every living man's life! Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?" holy shit that is so funny...i thought i was the only one who felt like this. After i bust, my attitude turns to stank.
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jrock8 |
Jan 20 2006, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Jan 20 2006, 03:01 PM) If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work. ...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life (oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh)
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Gnappster |
Jan 20 2006, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 20 2006, 04:38 PM) ...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life (oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh) I'd rather just masturbate and and use that stuff that used to be be advertised on the front page that makes you cum like a geyser. I think it was Semenex. I bet it works too! lol and jrock, that was more like 6th grade humour, and yes, I did laugh at it too.
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bondiguy |
Jan 20 2006, 05:54 PM
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I find that if I go 3-4 days without anything I also do Peter North proud in the ejaculation department.... oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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