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Opiatepoet |
Oct 23 2009, 02:04 AM
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I was threatened with a spanking if i didnt fill this out here, can I get the spanking anyway? Current age:26 Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight Age of first handjob (by someone else):14 Age of first blowjob:16 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14 How many sexual partners have you had:11 What is your favorite sexual position:I love LOVE going down on girls Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for me What do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode
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misschickie |
Oct 25 2009, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(Opiatepoet @ Oct 22 2009, 11:04 PM) I was threatened with a spanking if i didnt fill this out here, can I get the spanking anyway? Current age:26 Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight Age of first handjob (by someone else):14 Age of first blowjob:16 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14 How many sexual partners have you had:11 What is your favorite sexual position: I love LOVE going down on girlsWhere's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for meWhat do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode niiiiiiice ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you? QUOTE(burnt2ashes @ Oct 23 2009, 12:06 AM) Current age:22 Are you straight, bi, or gay:STRAIGHT! Age of first handjob (by someone else):12 Age of first blowjob:16 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Whatever position THEY want me in, i'm not gunna be pickyHave you ever been in a circle jerk:No. (Hahaha made me think of zach and miri, DUTCH RUDDER!)How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14 How many sexual partners have you had:Somewhere between 21-29 What is your favorite sexual position:Anyone that involves a nice wet pussy Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):tits are great Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:no What do you prefer...pussy or anal:couldn't say How often do you masturbate:Whenever I feel the need and a girl isn't around to help Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sometimes I like to pin a girl down sometime i liek when she is in charge What is something you've never done but really want to:hmmmm, prolly having sex with the majority of the women on this website haha, best answer ever!hahahaha.....that cracked me up!
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UncleBuck |
Oct 25 2009, 02:57 PM
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Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny
Sensitivity test for men
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.. B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends. B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep. C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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misschickie |
Oct 25 2009, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 25 2009, 11:57 AM) Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny Sensitivity test for men1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play.. B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. I hope we can still be friends. B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep. C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU. 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. hahahahaha! thats hilarious! #10 made me pee my pants! i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut.
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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Melon Midget |
Oct 25 2009, 03:08 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Oct 25 2009, 02:04 PM) hahahahaha! thats hilarious! #10 made me pee my pants! i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut. And what would a numbnut get for a prize if he answered it???
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theinfamousjax |
Oct 25 2009, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Oct 25 2009, 02:57 PM) Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny Sensitivity test for men1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play.. B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. I hope we can still be friends. B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep. C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU. 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. ok so this might possibly be one of the most hilarious things i've seen on here and i'm tempted to reply with answer C to all of em
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Opiatepoet |
Oct 25 2009, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Oct 25 2009, 02:42 PM) niiiiiiice ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you? haha, best answer ever!hahahaha.....that cracked me up! yeah my love of oral sex has won me over a number of ladies I think i otherwise wouldnt stand much of a chance with heh. As to why anal sex wouldnt work, i wasnt sure, so decided to call the friend who told me and asked, and she said that while Im not breaking any records on length, I might be a little thick for any first timers without taking it super slow, and that it might be best to just count that sort of thing out, or use my fingers/tongue ::grins:: guess thats what I get for being as big as I am, like I told the trucker on the other post, I too am 6'6" and am not scrawny by any definition. nice test by the way, very fun.
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JustMeinNC |
Jan 20 2010, 08:56 PM
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Current age: 31 Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13... Age of first blowjob: 14 Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol) Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure How many sexual partners have you had: plenty What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it. Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days. What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =)
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johnny wadd |
Jan 21 2010, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE(astral123 @ Jan 21 2010, 02:38 AM) Current age: 25Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi curiousAge of first handjob (by someone else): 17Age of first blowjob: 17Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my kneesHave you ever been in a circle jerk: noHow old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17How many sexual partners have you had: 4What is your favorite sexual position: doggy styleWhere's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yetWhat do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussyHow often do you masturbate: a lot!Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissiveWhat is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.Astral, yours reads like a wet dream I'm moving to Kitchener!
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Jan 21 2010, 10:18 AM
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[quote=JustMeinNC,Jan 20 2010, 06:56 PM] Current age: 31 Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13... Age of first blowjob: 14 Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol) Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure How many sexual partners have you had: plenty What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it. Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days. What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =) [/quo A+ First post and test .
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ddd35 |
Jan 21 2010, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE(astral123 @ Jan 20 2010, 11:38 PM) Current age: 25Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi curiousAge of first handjob (by someone else): 17Age of first blowjob: 17Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my kneesHave you ever been in a circle jerk: noHow old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17How many sexual partners have you had: 4What is your favorite sexual position: doggy styleWhere's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yetWhat do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussyHow often do you masturbate: a lot!Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissiveWhat is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.HMM , No anal yet , and No 3 some ? May I volunteer ?
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Jan 22 2010, 04:44 PM
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Current age: 31 Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18 Age of first blowjob: 18 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Eh. Not a big fan of em. Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17 How many sexual partners have you had: I lost count around 200 What is your favorite sexual position: Her on top Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Wherever she tells me to Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 22 What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Either one How often do you masturbate: couple times a week Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the day What is something you've never tried but really want to: Mile High
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ddd35 |
Nov 30 2010, 10:15 AM
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QUOTE(lovelyjubblies @ Nov 29 2010, 06:15 PM) Current age:30 Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16 Age of first blowjob: 16 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16 How many sexual partners have you had: 25 What is your favorite sexual position: doggy Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25 What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal How often do you masturbate: twice a day Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy There is alot of important information right there !!!
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ddd35 |
Dec 3 2010, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(NYCSweatermelons @ Dec 3 2010, 12:11 PM) Current age:30 Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15 Age of first blowjob: 15 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15 How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-) What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40. What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy How often do you masturbate: daily Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys Another good bit of information here .
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Dec 3 2010, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(lovelyjubblies @ Nov 29 2010, 08:15 PM) Current age:30 Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16 Age of first blowjob: 16 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16 How many sexual partners have you had: 25 What is your favorite sexual position: doggy Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25 What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal How often do you masturbate: twice a day Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy Wow.. You have some sexy answers.. You should post a few videos..
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Dec 3 2010, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE(NYCSweatermelons @ Dec 3 2010, 02:11 PM) Current age:30 Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15 Age of first blowjob: 15 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15 How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-) What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40. What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy How often do you masturbate: daily Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys Hey NYCSweatermelons.. haven't heard from you in a while.. Great answers. I can't believe you are just now taking this test.
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Dec 3 2010, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(NYCSweatermelons @ Dec 3 2010, 02:11 PM) Current age:30 Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15 Age of first blowjob: 15 Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15 How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-) What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40. What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy How often do you masturbate: daily Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys I'm in love!
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