Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ How Many Days In A Row Have You Masturbated

[Hardabs]

Well i think i might start up a streak hehe...so far it's only been 2 days but if i visit this site for even a minute...i end up masturbating. Thanks to those who assist me in self-pleasuring

[bondiguy]

I usually do it every few months but today I did 3 times in about an hour. For some reason it was going so fast it seemed stupid to stop 

So why don't you rub it in... the fact girls can rub 3 out within such a short timespan!!!

I dont think a healthy relationship with a great sex life matters.  I could have sex 5 times a day and I would still play with myself

and this is why we love her


i think the question for the guys should be.... how young did you start?

[Narazbad]

uhhhh...too long ago

[Hardabs]

i thought i was gonna have a streak going but sadly sometimes i'm just too tired and i never thought that i'd rather sleep than masturbate but i guess i'm gettin old

[Puppet]

my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate.. she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening..

[Narazbad]

shit puppet......can i come over?? jk

[COMEDYMAN]

I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year Including the getting laid days

[Hardabs]

the thing with me is that i only masturbate a few hours before bed and i spend at least an hour masturbating and sometimes i can't spare that hour hehe so i dont do it. I like to get the most out of my self-pleasure time

[bondiguy]

my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate..  she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening..

That is the great thing about women.... masturbating makes them hornier!!! Oh I love that...

When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer

I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year   Including the getting laid days

Ah CM.... you're not man... you're some sort of masturbating machine!

[Gnappster]

When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer

haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.

[bondiguy]

haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.

it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"

[Narazbad]

i go to games afterwards.......*shit i wanna kill some guys....*

[Hardabs]

it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"

holy shit that is so funny...i thought i was the only one who felt like this. After i bust, my attitude turns to stank.

[bondiguy]

dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!

[Hardabs]

dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!

i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.

[Narazbad]

again..thats a male thing...there are millions like that

[bondiguy]

i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.

Yes... females really do rub it in don't they? My girl can pop one out 6-7 times within minutes and is still gagging for more!

[Narazbad]

within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....

[Gnappster]

within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....

why? that should give you more than ample time to get off

[Narazbad]

bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch

[jrock8]

bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch

...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference

[bondiguy]

...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference   

I thought he was always drugged up! Guess the sickness does not alter his brain capacity!

[johnny wadd]

If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.

[jrock8]

If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.

...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life


(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh)

[Gnappster]

...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life
(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh) 

I'd rather just masturbate and and use that stuff that used to be be advertised on the front page that makes you cum like a geyser. I think it was Semenex. I bet it works too! lol

and jrock, that was more like 6th grade humour, and yes, I did laugh at it too.

[bondiguy]

I find that if I go 3-4 days without anything I also do Peter North proud in the ejaculation department....

oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gnappster]

oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

[jrock8]

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

[bondiguy]

yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.

deal.... so long as you start forwarding me those emails about breast enlargement creams!

[johnny wadd]

I take these pills that numb out my third leg so I dont blow for a while, I can handle saving it for my Peter North impression.Its fun watching her block her face with her hands.