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[diane26]

[natalie]

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out.

[diane26]

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out.

I will tell you what since having dogs and breeding them I am thankful I am not one. The shit the poor girls have to go through when having sex and the way the males are. No thanks.

[ndboxer]

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???

[evade20]

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

The attached pic is for you....





Talk about just in time.

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[natalie]

Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now.

[diane26]

This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???

Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none

[diane26]

     

The attached pic is for you....
Talk about just in time.

Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.

[natalie]

Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?

[UncleBuck]

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?  

ouch...my wife only wishes fucking would shut me up I just keep begging for more...
cani .. cani .. please ...cani we do it again

[diane26]

are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?  

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.


But I draw the line with the dog.

[Gnappster]

Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.

But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.

can't he just wear a condom?

[Bobaloo]

Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out.

yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson. Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump. it seems to be much more effective.

Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now.

It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.

yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.

p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!

[diane26]

yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson.  Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump.  it seems to be much more effective.
It's okay.  Negative attention is still attention. 
yeah.  turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway.  Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.

p.s.  for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!

WOW exactly what color is read???

[Bobaloo]

WOW exactly what color is read???

silly! read is Latin for red. I thought everybody knew that!

[Gnappster]

silly!  read is Latin for red.  I thought everybody knew that!

really? I thought it was Mesopotamian

[Bobaloo]

really? I thought it was Mesopotamian

well, they translate very closely, you have to watch out for that. Mesopotamian would be réad. Easy to see the confusion.

now, Zimbabwean, on the other hand is completely different where iekciediiccchh is in fact the word for red. You must be very careful though, because take away the very non-silent H at the end and you've just told your Zimbabwean friend "go fuck your mother while I hang on to your nutsack." Not exactly a lesson you need to learn four times. Three should make it memory!

[belicked6924]

When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.

Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone?

[diane26]

Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone?

WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.

I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.

[evade20]

 

WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.

I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.

Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love...

[diane26]

Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love...  

Hmmmm I think you got that backwards

[natalie]

Hmmmm I think you got that backwards

Bam!

[ndboxer]

Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none

Who said anything about not getting any just always need more!

[paybarraman]

Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.

Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory. Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.

[Gnappster]

Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory.  Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.

I agree, but I don't want to open THAT can of worms.

[diane26]

Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory.  Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.

Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.

I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.

Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.

I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.

Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.

None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.

My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.

Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.

I love animals more than I love most people.

[natalie]

I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.

[Gnappster]

I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.

maybe taking a photo-journal of your horniness and the methods you go to alleviate it would help you deal with this "problem".

good job on the healthy eating part though!

[diane26]

I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.

Nat if you are wanting to tone up and loose weight up your protein most importantly, Veggies and good carbs as in Fruit.

if you want to know more just IM me and I can get into more details but the protein and healthy carbs and good fats is the way to go.

[diane26]

I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.

Oh and with the hornyness it's funny cause the husband is ALWAYS horny no matter what he always wants it well he has been working super hard lately on the house and we both been sick and stressed but now that I need it he can hardly make it. He is so sore and tired and I am like POUND ONE OUT HON, poor guy but figures when I really want it he is damn near broken.