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bondiguy |
Nov 21 2006, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 21 2006, 03:44 PM) How'd I miss that. that was great. There's also a spinoff joke about 16-pound balls, but i won't go there. Oh come one.... tell it
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Bobaloo |
Nov 21 2006, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 20 2006, 12:03 PM) that's one guy who can say his dick drags on the ground and means it! QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 21 2006, 03:44 PM) How'd I miss that. that was great. There's also a spinoff joke about 16-pound balls, but i won't go there. QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 21 2006, 05:09 PM) Oh come one.... tell it Um, okay. That's because he's packing 16-pound balls. (it always helps if you laugh at your own jokes)
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bondiguy |
Nov 21 2006, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 21 2006, 07:19 PM) Um, okay. That's because he's packing 16-pound balls. (it always helps if you laugh at your own jokes) I dont get it
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 05:10 PM) Here's where I was working last week, moving furniture and setting up Christmas trees. What do you do for a gig dude?
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 05:30 PM) My brother and I own a moving company. Cool... QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 05:35 PM) That's right...I was watching Jerry Springer Naked Rumble 6 yesterday and remembered that weren't you deleivering something to the show? How'd that go? God bless Jerry Springer
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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closeup |
Nov 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 05:35 PM) That's right...I was watching Jerry Springer Naked Rumble 6 yesterday and remembered that weren't you deleivering something to the show? How'd that go? It was Maury Povitch. It aired yesterday but I missed it. What a fucked-up deal that turned out to be. My brother was going to pick up the furniture from Ikea in New Jersey on the way back to Maine from New Orleans. They wanted to know when he was going to get to the warehouse and on Tuesday morning I told them he'd be there Friday. Thursday eve I get a call saying they can't figure out what furniture to load, can't get ahold of the person who would know and would my brother mind waiting until Monday to pick it up. I said no way was my brother going to sit in Newark NJ for three days because someone can't get their collective head out of their asses and get the stuff out on the loading dock. I told them if the stuff isn't on the dock by 4pm, I was going to instruct my brother to just keep heading north. Which is what happened. The Maury Show was all pissed at me saying my company was already mentioned on the show, they couldn't edit it out. blah, blah, blah. I basically told them they had three days to bring about 10 boxes from the front of the store to the back and they couldn't get it done so too fucking bad. Find someone else to haul the stuff. Anyway, here's where it gets weird. The following Sunday, I'm sitting at my favorite watering hole having a few beers and watching the Patriots on TV. This guy sitting next to me at the bar says to me, practically out of the blue, that his house burned down over the summer. I ask him if he was the one on the Maury show and he says he was. I tell him he's not getting his furniture delivered by me and run the story above by him. He looks disappointed but doesn't really say much. Then, on Monday, I get a call from a guy asking where his Ikea furniture is and when I'm going to deliver it. I'm like, WTF man, didn't I just explain to you yesterday that I wasn't delivering it? He doesn't know what I'm talking about. He's never been in that bar. He's 6'4" and 250lbs. The guy in the bar is maybe 150lbs. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. The guy in the bar totally bullshitted me into beleiving he was the guy on the Maury show. Why would anyone do that? So, to sum it all up, fuck Maury and his shitty show.
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 06:12 PM) I never watch the show, but it's the same as Jerry Springer, ie white trash yelling and screaming at each other. If I want to listen to that, I'll go visit Josh22. Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 06:28 PM) If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition. IU have no doubt that is true... all those shows are a sham!
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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Gnappster |
Nov 24 2006, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 04:01 PM) It was Maury Povitch. It aired yesterday but I missed it. What a fucked-up deal that turned out to be. My brother was going to pick up the furniture from Ikea in New Jersey on the way back to Maine from New Orleans. They wanted to know when he was going to get to the warehouse and on Tuesday morning I told them he'd be there Friday. Thursday eve I get a call saying they can't figure out what furniture to load, can't get ahold of the person who would know and would my brother mind waiting until Monday to pick it up. I said no way was my brother going to sit in Newark NJ for three days because someone can't get their collective head out of their asses and get the stuff out on the loading dock. I told them if the stuff isn't on the dock by 4pm, I was going to instruct my brother to just keep heading north. Which is what happened. The Maury Show was all pissed at me saying my company was already mentioned on the show, they couldn't edit it out. blah, blah, blah. I basically told them they had three days to bring about 10 boxes from the front of the store to the back and they couldn't get it done so too fucking bad. Find someone else to haul the stuff. Anyway, here's where it gets weird. The following Sunday, I'm sitting at my favorite watering hole having a few beers and watching the Patriots on TV. This guy sitting next to me at the bar says to me, practically out of the blue, that his house burned down over the summer. I ask him if he was the one on the Maury show and he says he was. I tell him he's not getting his furniture delivered by me and run the story above by him. He looks disappointed but doesn't really say much. Then, on Monday, I get a call from a guy asking where his Ikea furniture is and when I'm going to deliver it. I'm like, WTF man, didn't I just explain to you yesterday that I wasn't delivering it? He doesn't know what I'm talking about. He's never been in that bar. He's 6'4" and 250lbs. The guy in the bar is maybe 150lbs. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. The guy in the bar totally bullshitted me into beleiving he was the guy on the Maury show. Why would anyone do that? So, to sum it all up, fuck Maury and his shitty show. Well I knew it was A talkshow. Anyway, that's one messed up story. maybe you should go on Springer and tell it QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 04:17 PM) Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show. QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 04:28 PM) If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition. That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was. I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth!
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 06:38 PM) Well I knew it was A talkshow. Anyway, that's one messed up story. maybe you should go on Springer and tell it and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show. That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was. I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth! It is possibly blackmail. but then he'd throw dump trucks full of money at them to get them to agree to being on the show etc its all crap but fin to watch! Yay for Next Door Nikki!
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Nov 24 2006, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 06:38 PM) Well I knew it was A talkshow. Anyway, that's one messed up story. maybe you should go on Springer and tell it and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show. That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was. I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth! I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag.
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 06:43 PM) I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag. As we say in Australia.... "only im America"
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bondiguy |
Nov 24 2006, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 06:54 PM) Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise. I'd be asking where Ashton was.... I have been Punk'd! haha
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Nov 24 2006, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 06:54 PM) Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise. Maybe, but if you were out of town, had a few drinks, and she did a little more acting to make it seem real, it wouldn't take much to agree to it. Not saying you would, just saying a lot of guys would. Besides, she probably hit on 20-30 guys, I think the odds are pretty good at least a couple are going to get caught.
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