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It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating, need some help
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Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
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After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock. I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean. WTF am I gonna do? It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring. k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting.
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Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:14 AM) damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so it really sucks.
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Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:22 AM) maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ? while you watched?
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Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 13 2006, 03:26 AM) it sounds like all that's left is to kill yourself... i can't imagine life is fun anymore ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostly), all I had left was smoking and jerking off
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Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:26 AM) aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now! lol oh god im leaving myself open on this one.. ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) haha, I won't even go there, it's implied though. (fag)
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Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 13 2006, 03:27 AM) Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show. Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud
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Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:30 AM) your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can't even do a threesome (2 guys 1 girl), I'm 100% homophobic, so I'm secure in my lust for women. wait, that doesn't make sense.
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Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM) ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show. Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?
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Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM) maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen times before that one time you told him no? ![smilio04.gif](style_emoticons/default/smilio04.gif) Hey... I was young and Naive! haha and Naz... the 8mm reference is a film about snuff movies, have you not seen it?
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Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM) aah..so is american beauty aslo a great movie..... however, is that going to fix freak's problem? eh Mena Survari is kinda hot
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