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post Aug 1 2005, 08:27 AM
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Hiya folks smile.gif

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! smile.gif

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked laughing-smiley-017.gif

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and I love making folks laugh. I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname.

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there laughing-smiley-017.gif )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here. Love all of ya love-smiley-077.gif

and I lust after all of ya too 22.gif



I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. smile.gif

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later smile.gif

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post Aug 2 2005, 01:04 PM
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I too am a fan of the ol self deprecating humour. If someone is gonna make fun of me, it might as well be me. Hell, Conan O'Brien has made a career out of it.

Are you trying standup, or improv or something I haven't even heard of before.


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post Aug 2 2005, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 1 2005, 07:27 AM)
Hiya folks smile.gif

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! smile.gif

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked  laughing-smiley-017.gif

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially  the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and  I love making folks laugh.  I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname. 

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there  laughing-smiley-017.gif )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here.  Love all of ya  love-smiley-077.gif

and I lust after all of ya too  22.gif
I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. smile.gif

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later smile.gif
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post Aug 2 2005, 11:09 PM
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yay for knocking yourself for a laugh..sometimes i think its my only form of humor...


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post Aug 2 2005, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 1 2005, 07:27 AM)
Hiya folks smile.gif

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! smile.gif

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked  laughing-smiley-017.gif

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially  the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and  I love making folks laugh.  I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname. 

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there  laughing-smiley-017.gif )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here.  Love all of ya  love-smiley-077.gif

and I lust after all of ya too  22.gif
I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. smile.gif

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later smile.gif
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Awww... i love a little facial hair... it tickles when your hanging out in the right places... wink.gif
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post Aug 3 2005, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(Jade @ Aug 2 2005, 10:11 PM)
Awww... i love a little facial hair... it tickles when your hanging out in the right places... wink.gif
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post Aug 3 2005, 07:32 PM
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your cute Cman smile.gif
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post Aug 3 2005, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Aug 3 2005, 06:32 PM)
your cute Cman  smile.gif
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post Aug 4 2005, 02:39 AM
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You'd go well in Aus Comedy. It is an Aussie past time to "take the piss" (make fun of) yourself and your mates. The more you can poke fun at yourself or your friends the more love you show for them and yourself.

I hope the comedy/acting thing goes well for you and you land some gigs!


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post Aug 4 2005, 04:17 AM
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or you could be like peter griffin and put a beer in your pocket backwards and say the mic is funnier than the comedian tongue.gif


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post Aug 5 2005, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Aug 4 2005, 04:17 AM)
or you could be like peter griffin and put a beer in your pocket backwards and say the mic is funnier than the comedian tongue.gif
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post Aug 5 2005, 10:04 PM
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I have no idea who Peter Griffin is? coco.gif


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post Aug 6 2005, 04:28 AM
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dude you seriously need to get family guy. its one of the greatest shows of all invention.


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post Aug 6 2005, 12:17 PM
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!! laughing-smiley-017.gif


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Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.
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post Aug 6 2005, 03:24 PM
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see the one where hes on the bathroom ceiling watching lois pee?


"WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY!?"


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post Aug 6 2005, 04:42 PM
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post Aug 6 2005, 04:58 PM
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post Aug 6 2005, 05:29 PM
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"sssssssssht...AAAAAAHHHHHH...ssssssshht.....AAAAAAHHHHH....ssssssssshhhhttt......AAAAAAAAAHHHHH..."


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post Aug 7 2005, 12:22 AM
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*sings* whoooo are you...who who..who who....whoooo are you..who who..who who...*i really wanna know* tongue.gif


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post Aug 7 2005, 12:23 AM
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every time i see this thread title i think of that.......freaking subline....


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post Aug 7 2005, 03:11 PM
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Oh I have seen that show and I think it is hilarious but strangley enough it doesnt appear on Aus television coco.gif


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post Aug 8 2005, 08:20 AM
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To suck or not to suck .. that is the question...

whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
the nipples and lips of outrageous fortune
Or to take tongues against a sea of boobies,
And by opposing suck them? To lick: to nibble;
No more; and by a suck to say we end
The nipple-ache and the thousand natural sensations
That boob flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To lick, to suck;
To suck: perchance to fuck: ay, there's the rub;
For in that bed of sex what dreams may come
When we have jacked off on some sexy mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of sucking so long life;



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post Aug 9 2005, 07:32 AM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 9 2005, 07:26 AM)
To suck or not to suck .. that is the question...

whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
the nipples and lips of outrageous fortune
Or to take tongues against a sea of boobies,
And by opposing suck them? To lick: to nibble;
No more; and by a suck to say we end
The nipple-ache and the thousand natural sensations
That boob flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To lick, to suck;
To suck: perchance to fuck: ay, there's the rub;
For in that bed of sex what dreams may come
When we have jacked off on some sexy mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of sucking so long life;
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post Aug 9 2005, 07:33 AM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Aug 9 2005, 07:32 AM)
That's good......I had a flash back to giving that soliloqy and then laughed with your text.....I think Billy would approve.......
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FUUUUUCK yeah....tongue.gif and when the hell are we going to get some girls 411s?


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post Aug 17 2005, 07:53 AM
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Heya folks smile.gif

Wanna apologize for my absence lately smile.gif just been busy smile.gif I keep my front page activities up just my forum fun has been lacking smile.gif

Ill try to pop back in more regular when I get freed up smile.gif 2thumbs.gif


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gettin your "beer in pants" routine down out there comedy?


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