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jackyoulike	Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM Post #1
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 10,778	So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it? I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life. No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after. Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?

wickedweasel	Oct 26 2006, 07:37 PM Post #2
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 467 Joined: 19-June 05 Member No.: 8,899	A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!

evade20	Oct 26 2006, 08:28 PM Post #3
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(wickedweasel @ Oct 26 2006, 07:37 PM) A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!! A gorgeous babe like wicked with a sassy attitude and a great bod... -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

bondiguy	Oct 28 2006, 02:48 AM Post #4
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM) So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it? I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life. No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after. Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack? First tip is to NOT tell the women you have a partner and are just after a fuck -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

COMEDYMAN	Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM Post #5
Double D's Group: Moderator Posts: 3,796 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Tampa, Florida Member No.: 2,479	QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM) So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it? I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life. No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after. Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack? usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? --------------------

evade20	Oct 28 2006, 09:05 AM Post #6
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM) Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? BAMMM! This thread will now turn into another pile of boardwhore drivel! -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

SKULLZ0MBIE	Oct 28 2006, 11:50 AM Post #7
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 3-January 06 Member No.: 12,589	QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM) So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it? I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life. No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after. Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack? The best way is to go to a New Bar or NightClub at a new City you never been! Dress your best, and just sweet talk! Chicks love that. works for me --------------------

hott1976	Oct 28 2006, 11:58 AM Post #8
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 8-July 05 From: Fredericksburg, Virginia Member No.: 9,243	tell her she has nice hair.

bondiguy	Oct 30 2006, 12:09 AM Post #9
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM) usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? What a novel idea... I'll fuck her second QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 28 2006, 11:58 AM) tell her she has nice hair. Hott, you have real pretty hair -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Oct 30 2006, 03:33 PM Post #10
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	tell the girl you're the cello player for motley crue. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

juicy_DD	Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM Post #11
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 3,305 Joined: 1-June 05 From: City of London, London Member No.: 8,569	QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 27 2006, 12:14 AM) So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it? I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life. No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after. Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack? Errr... dont sound so effin desperate!

evade20	Oct 31 2006, 11:13 PM Post #12
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM) Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

closeup	Oct 31 2006, 11:26 PM Post #13
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 31 2006, 11:13 PM) Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not.

evade20	Nov 1 2006, 11:50 PM Post #14
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 31 2006, 11:26 PM) She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. I was only talking about her use of the term "effin" as opposed to "fucking"... She is definite hot in all of the pics that I've seen. -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

bondiguy	Nov 2 2006, 01:35 AM Post #15
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM) Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! BAM!!! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

hott1976	Jan 6 2007, 12:53 PM Post #16
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,885 Joined: 8-July 05 From: Fredericksburg, Virginia Member No.: 9,243	tell her you like her mannerisms. someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid? Now that is the question...........

bondiguy	Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM Post #17
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 6 2007, 12:53 PM) tell her you like her mannerisms. someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid? Now that is the question........... Did he use those exact words? "Hi, I like your mannerisms" Sorry, but thqat is hella funny -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Jan 9 2007, 11:42 AM Post #18
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM) Did he use those exact words? "Hi, I like your mannerisms" Sorry, but thqat is hella funny that trick didn't work for me the other night... but then again, I had a bit of a freudian slip and said mammaries first. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

closeup	Jan 9 2007, 05:13 PM Post #19
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM) Did he use those exact words? "Hi, I like your mannerisms" Sorry, but thqat is hella funny Actually, he was drunk. He meant to said "I like your tits"

boanna	Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM Post #20
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 03:56 AM) usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? i cant believe i missed this thread. in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks.... a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck......

paybarraman	Jan 9 2007, 05:30 PM Post #21
Our line starts coach? Group: Members Posts: 4,966 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 1,198	QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 04:21 PM) i cant believe i missed this thread. in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks.... a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... I thought it was just to pay attention when Bo says.... "Drop your pants and fuck me now!!!!" -------------------- Ding! There's the bell, who's buyin? SLAP!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!! Hello? Hello?.....Is this thing on? What is it about Pay that makes me so hot? Now I know what it is...he is just hot...end of story (misschickie)

closeup	Jan 9 2007, 05:31 PM Post #22
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM) i cant believe i missed this thread. in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks.... a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... ....and a ziplock bag to carry your nuts in.

ontippytoes	Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM Post #23
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,242 Joined: 8-November 05 From: San Diego, California Member No.: 11,426	Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. OR... Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!

Bobaloo	Jan 9 2007, 06:52 PM Post #24
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM) Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. OR... Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on! and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

ontippytoes	Jan 9 2007, 06:59 PM Post #25
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,242 Joined: 8-November 05 From: San Diego, California Member No.: 11,426	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 9 2007, 06:52 PM) and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief Oh, was I supposed to mention that?

Bobaloo	Jan 9 2007, 07:04 PM Post #26
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:59 PM) Oh, was I supposed to mention that? While it's best to keep those kinds of special maneuvers secret, I thought giving the full account for successful mating rituals would be more satisfying to those in need. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Jan 10 2007, 02:40 AM Post #27
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM) i cant believe i missed this thread. in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks.... a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... Can I keep my left nut??? QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM) Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. OR... Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on! Or... Find the drunkest woman there, coerce here to come homw with you and shag her before she realises what a mistake she is making -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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