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320 Million Powerball Jackpot Prize, How would you spend it?
bondiguy |
Feb 19 2006, 12:54 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Feb 18 2006, 12:30 AM) It's up to 365 million now, a new record. If nobody wins tomorrow it'll easily pass 400 million. It's almost beyond comprehension. ALMOST???
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Gnappster |
Feb 20 2006, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 17 2006, 05:53 PM) I'd set up a centre for kids who can't read good and would like to do other things good I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on that one seeing as my boss is right here. CLASSIC! That is a crazy amount of money to win. The shitty thing is, in the states the government takes their cut which I think is bullshit. That doesn't really matter if you win that kind of coin but still, like the gov't deserves it. I don't know what it's like in other countries but they don't tax lottery winning in Canada. But our biggest jackpots are only about 30-40million, ONLY lol. Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too! [two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet] Window washers: We both won the lottery! All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too! Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins! (actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)
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bondiguy |
Feb 22 2006, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 20 2006, 01:44 PM) I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on that one seeing as my boss is right here. CLASSIC! That is a crazy amount of money to win. The shitty thing is, in the states the government takes their cut which I think is bullshit. That doesn't really matter if you win that kind of coin but still, like the gov't deserves it. I don't know what it's like in other countries but they don't tax lottery winning in Canada. But our biggest jackpots are only about 30-40million, ONLY lol. Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too! [two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet] Window washers: We both won the lottery! All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too! Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins! (actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.) Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins. LOL @ ur quote. Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.
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Feb 22 2006, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 21 2006, 11:50 PM) Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins. LOL @ ur quote. Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50. and probably the best quote from that episode, Homer's dream about what he would do if he won the lottery: Lenny: Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something? Homer: Look closer, Lenny. Lenny: Oh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and your covered in gold. Homer:14 Karat Gold! Homer: Take a hike, boss. I'm running things now! Mr. Burns: All hail King Homer. Homer: Ahahahaha! Attached image(s)
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bondiguy |
Feb 23 2006, 01:19 AM
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hahaha too funny Kent: Now here are the numbers for tonight's $30,000... jackpot4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
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Feb 27 2006, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Feb 17 2006, 09:34 AM) Discounting the fact that I probably have the winning numbers on my ticket, how would you guys spend your prize should you win? The prize for this drawing is some serious cash. I'd buy an island off the Maine coast and one off Hawaii, build a nice house on each, then swap every six months. The first couple of years I'd probably wear out a half dozen hammocks. now you all know, i didn't win but had i won i would have saved it all and not spent any of it. "back, back, mine, mine. i'm a wealthy mizer." (this is a softball. where is this from?)
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