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Breast Jokes, ....because everyone needs to laugh.
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Sep 27 2005, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(Hot mama @ Sep 27 2005, 08:31 AM) DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Shit." I like that one!!!
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Sep 27 2005, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(Hot mama @ Sep 27 2005, 08:35 AM) LOVE MAKING FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice!
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QUOTE(Hot mama @ Sep 27 2005, 08:37 AM) Morning sex??????? John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to Daddy. Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." His note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to" take this to the poor dude upstairs." Her note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand ! That's probably the best so far!!
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Sep 27 2005, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(Hot mama @ Sep 27 2005, 11:44 AM) [attachmentid=4780]LMAO thought this was soooooo funny!!! A hunter was hospitalized with serious injuries today at a local hospital. Doctors removed 47 large splinters from his penis. No one really knows how this happened but he was found under this tree. I saw you smile!!! That's a good one and yes I did smile!!!
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Two strangers are sitting at a bar, watching the 11 O'clock news. There's a guy on top of a skyscraper threatening to jump. The first guy says, "I'll bet you ten bucks he jumps." The other guy says, "Sure, I'll take that bet" They watch for a couple of more minutes and sure enough, the man jumps. As the second guy reaches for his wallet, the first says, "Put away your money, I saw him jump earlier on the 6 O'clock news." No, take it," the second guy says, "I saw him jump at 6 O'clock, too, but I never thought he'd do it again."
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Dec 8 2005, 09:20 PM
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Breast joke or blonde joke? You decide:
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10 See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
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Dec 11 2005, 09:43 PM
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QUOTE(chi619 @ Dec 11 2005, 09:40 PM) Why do women talk twice as much as men do, and men think twice as much as women do? -- Because women have four lips, and men have two heads. wow first time a joke gave me wood
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