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Assfucker
post May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
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Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.


I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

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I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

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Assfucker   Assfucker Has Entered The Room So....   May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
Assfucker   Look at my kid......is this my boy or what..... :c...   May 15 2006, 02:45 PM
Bobaloo   Hey, Evade, that's the hand sign they were ta...   May 15 2006, 03:03 PM
Assfucker   hes got horns comming out of his head too :eatme:   May 15 2006, 03:04 PM
evade20   Da little devil. :lol:   May 15 2006, 03:20 PM
evade20   I was too busy looking at BB. :lol:   May 15 2006, 03:21 PM
Bobaloo   Fair enough! :thumbup:   May 15 2006, 03:29 PM
Blond Bombshell   & thank for looking at me :shuwks:   May 15 2006, 04:04 PM
Assfucker   the wife tanning at the beach :bonerfied:   May 15 2006, 02:46 PM
Blond Bombshell   I guess I need to think about making my own 411 ce...   May 15 2006, 04:01 PM
Gnappster   that could still work. how come you can't po...   May 15 2006, 04:16 PM
Blond Bombshell   I cant resize them :(   May 15 2006, 04:25 PM
Bobaloo   The easiest way to resize somehting if you can...   May 15 2006, 04:39 PM
Blond Bombshell   All that talk is way above my head .I am a comput...   May 15 2006, 04:43 PM
Bobaloo   Yeah, I don't know what the hell I said eithe...   May 15 2006, 05:12 PM
Blond Bombshell   :lol: It takes alittle more than that to impress...   May 15 2006, 06:29 PM
Gnappster   I own every Reader's Digest for the pat 6 ye...   May 15 2006, 06:37 PM
Blond Bombshell   :crazydude:   May 15 2006, 06:43 PM
Gnappster   Well my mom thinks I'm cool :buti:   May 15 2006, 06:48 PM
Blond Bombshell   Well 6years of penthouse or other would be better...   May 15 2006, 06:51 PM
Bobaloo   Ah! It's nothing that special. Gnappy...   May 15 2006, 06:57 PM
Assfucker   Beat me to it fucker..........I love mom jokes :2...   May 15 2006, 09:21 PM
Bobaloo   Yeah. I'm pretty quick. At least that's ...   May 16 2006, 09:19 AM
Assfucker   Nice, you like the hat pics!!!...   May 16 2006, 09:25 AM
Bobaloo   That hat is so last year. :lol:   May 16 2006, 09:56 AM
Assfucker   Look at the date on the bottom right of the pictu...   May 16 2006, 09:58 AM
Bobaloo   I did. That's why I said that. Gawd, your...   May 16 2006, 10:12 AM
Assfucker   I know :( time for a hat~~~~~~~~~...   May 16 2006, 10:21 AM
Bobaloo   You are out of control mister!!!   May 16 2006, 10:25 AM
foxy lady   You are a character AF :haha:   May 16 2006, 09:27 AM
ontippytoes   Where have you been my whole life? :wub: :nahn...   May 15 2006, 06:47 PM
Gnappster   I knew the ladies would start lining up with tha...   May 15 2006, 06:49 PM
ontippytoes   :haha: Yeah, your mom know how to buy you frie...   May 15 2006, 06:52 PM
Gnappster   I did, but had to throw them out as the pages so...   May 15 2006, 06:55 PM
ontippytoes   AF's gonna kick your ass for whoring up his...   May 15 2006, 06:56 PM
Bobaloo   Nah!!! He likes any attention he can...   May 15 2006, 06:57 PM
Blond Bombshell   Should we do something else with you while you ar...   May 15 2006, 07:03 PM
Assfucker   heh, I knew I'd get you on the floor :silvio:   May 15 2006, 09:22 PM
Gnappster   :fuckoff: :roflmao: AF, do you just g...   May 16 2006, 12:41 PM
Assfucker   mebbe :ph34r:   May 16 2006, 12:48 PM
foxy lady   Absolutely hilarious AF, you are one of a kind :...   May 16 2006, 12:49 PM
Gnappster   :blink:   May 16 2006, 12:51 PM
Assfucker   Dood, I saw that shirt and HAD to try it on :dram...   May 16 2006, 12:52 PM
foxy lady   Did ya try on the little pink one beside you ne...   May 16 2006, 12:53 PM
Assfucker   what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo :ang...   May 16 2006, 01:00 PM
foxy lady   Ummmm......YUP :haha:   May 16 2006, 01:12 PM
Bobaloo   That was the first one he tried on. But he didnt...   May 16 2006, 02:15 PM
Gnappster   moobs imo   May 16 2006, 02:23 PM
Bobaloo   You're right, moobs Perhaps he could use a b...   May 16 2006, 02:28 PM
Assfucker   beh, they seem perky enough......hey wait a minut...   May 16 2006, 02:29 PM
Blond Bombshell   He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I...   May 29 2006, 08:27 AM
foxy lady   You're lucky Blondie, but I bet you two pla...   May 29 2006, 09:02 AM
Assfucker   :shuwks: ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses: ...   May 30 2006, 10:05 AM
foxy lady   :cheers: You two are too cute :)   May 30 2006, 10:07 AM
evade20   :2thumbsup: Another happy couple :2thumbsup: :2...   May 30 2006, 01:23 PM
Blond Bombshell   Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say i...   Jun 1 2006, 02:32 PM
Assfucker   People, what people :o :kisses:   Jun 1 2006, 03:07 PM
boanna   aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh shucks! i want the loveydo...   Jun 6 2006, 02:28 PM
Assfucker   Good catch bro, the mOObs looked ok, it was my th...   May 16 2006, 02:28 PM
Bobaloo   Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a goo...   May 16 2006, 02:41 PM
boanna   whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this ...   Jun 6 2006, 02:25 PM
Gnappster   it means an underdeveloped apendage in a mature ...   Jun 8 2006, 04:03 PM
Assfucker   or that clit you call a penis? :drama: ...   Jun 9 2006, 08:37 AM
numba1fan   :haha: :haha: :haha: now that was a good burn...   Jun 9 2006, 11:52 PM
foxy lady   He got you good :lol:   Jun 9 2006, 11:57 PM
Bobaloo   That sponge bob is so absorbant   May 16 2006, 12:52 PM
belicked6924   Wow, how long have I been gone? Anywho's welco...   May 16 2006, 05:59 PM
Assfucker   My guess would be about 2 weeks :P and yes the...   May 17 2006, 08:01 AM
Gnappster   those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo...   May 17 2006, 11:48 AM
Assfucker   I was wondering about the pimples :huh:   May 17 2006, 11:56 AM
Bobaloo   Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps. ...   May 17 2006, 12:37 PM
natalie   Does that somehow prolong your pleasure when som...   May 17 2006, 02:53 PM
Gnappster   :puke:   May 17 2006, 12:56 PM
Assfucker   well the puss makes for good lube :letsfuck:   May 17 2006, 12:58 PM
Bobaloo   You meant pus, not puss. Just thought I'd le...   May 17 2006, 02:51 PM
Blond Bombshell   Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in t...   Jun 5 2006, 05:13 PM
Assfucker   considering I almost pulled the steeringwheel off...   Jun 6 2006, 09:20 AM
boanna   lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow jo...   Jun 6 2006, 02:30 PM
Assfucker   :huh:   Jun 6 2006, 03:01 PM
boanna   well, at least we see eye to eye   Jun 6 2006, 03:04 PM
Assfucker   Whats wrong with my theard.........seems to be fl...   Jun 6 2006, 03:22 PM
Blond Bombshell   I like your thread :eatme:   Jun 8 2006, 02:27 PM
Assfucker   :) Bo doesn't seem to, but she sure likes y...   Jun 8 2006, 02:46 PM
Assfucker   I don't think he saw this yet :drama:   Jun 12 2006, 09:23 AM
Gnappster   Yeah, I'd give it some time, that moron is a...   Jun 12 2006, 11:29 AM
Assfucker   :lol: :cheers:   Jun 12 2006, 11:32 AM
Blond Bombshell   Bump bump grind grind fuck fuck suck suc...   Jun 15 2006, 07:39 PM
Assfucker   tonight, baby...fo shizzle :eatme:   Jun 16 2006, 09:37 AM
paybarraman   Awwwwwwwwwwwwww :drama:   Jun 16 2006, 12:57 PM
Blond Bombshell   See how he is He always makes me wait   Jun 16 2006, 04:26 PM
foxy lady   Yeah but good things cum for those who wait :P   Jun 16 2006, 05:08 PM
ddd35   I think she has the CUM part right for sure   Jun 16 2006, 05:14 PM
Assfucker   yep, in about 12 minutes...laters :cheers:   Jun 16 2006, 09:18 PM
boanna   dont mind me....just bumpin your thread up a littl...   Jun 22 2006, 03:23 PM
Assfucker   :bonerfied: *bump* back   Jun 22 2006, 03:31 PM
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