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Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM
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This one is a true story: ![user posted image](http://www.ratemymelons.com/finger-vibrator.gif) this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck). That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit. If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives).
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bondiguy |
Jan 5 2007, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM) This one is a true story: ![user posted image](http://www.ratemymelons.com/finger-vibrator.gif) this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck). That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit. If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives). So what kinda cut are you getting?
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bondiguy |
Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM) I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot. Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again......................... She won't be able to get it away from his asshole!
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johnfreak |
Jan 5 2007, 01:08 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 5 2007, 01:56 AM) That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us. I try and play it straight when I can. speaking of which, againast my better judgement I'm gonna sell some ads to other people, so a few of em will be ads for stuff I don't personally endorse, so I guess that rule is out the window, but if I make a post like this or write some review sections, those will be all personally endorsed
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bondiguy |
Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM) I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results) I know, im just fucking with ya
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bondiguy |
Jan 7 2007, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM) can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina! Maybe they have spent all their money at the post Xmas sales.... wait till February
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johnfreak |
Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jan 8 2007, 03:58 PM) Did you use it on yer man-pagina? ![smilio09.gif](style_emoticons/default/smilio09.gif) heh, of course!
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bondiguy |
Jan 8 2007, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM) hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably) good thinking.... QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM) only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. ![smile.gif](style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Make sure there is a cam at the ready and plenty of margaritas to go around
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.![user posted image](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-7542-1200542940.gif)
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johnfreak |
Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 09:50 PM) only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags. ![smile.gif](style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it.
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Jan 9 2007, 11:51 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. ![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif) Just so everyone can appreciate the evening properly, I'll be sure to be there with my camera...and a few other cameras too. I'll make a DVD and make use of the angle feature.
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bondiguy |
Jan 10 2007, 02:13 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. ![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif) What a considerate man you are!!!
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Gnappster |
Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 9 2007, 06:30 PM) ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it. ![popc1.gif](style_emoticons/default/popc1.gif) C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea
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bondiguy |
Jan 11 2007, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM) C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea ![wink.gif](style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) And I would get in as the token Aussie
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bondiguy |
Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM
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Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites?
The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha
I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents
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