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neoh |
Jun 22 2006, 07:48 PM
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Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?
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Gnappster |
Jun 23 2006, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 23 2006, 01:06 PM) Asswipe. Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily. I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"! What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!) In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella! Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here! NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that." ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum." You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here... waiting_for_Neoh
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COMEDYMAN |
Jun 23 2006, 03:45 PM
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QUOTE(neoh @ Jun 22 2006, 07:48 PM) Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now? I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up.... .....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up... ....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?
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boanna |
Jun 23 2006, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jun 23 2006, 01:45 PM) I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up.... .....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up... ....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ? You're right. He needs more pics...
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bondiguy |
Jun 24 2006, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 23 2006, 12:02 PM) Argh. K, I'm no ladies man as most of the women here can atest too, but starting a thread like this is akin to walking up to a girl at the supermarket and saying, "Wanna fuck?" 99.9% it ain't gonna work and even less if you're ugly. At least get to know the people you are chatting with a BIT first, so they don't you're complete douchebag. Making this your first post is of course gonna get you flamed. That is allŪ The kid is probably 15 once again, poor kid is trying to get his end wet haha I love the level of noob bashing lately on RMM
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Assfucker |
Jun 26 2006, 07:12 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 23 2006, 03:06 PM) Asswipe. Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily. I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"! What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!) In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella! Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here! NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that." ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum." You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here... waiting_for_Neoh
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evade20 |
Jun 26 2006, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 23 2006, 03:06 PM) Asswipe. Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily. I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"! What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!) In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella! Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here! NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that." ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum." You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here... waiting_for_NeohOr is this Neoh?
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Jun 26 2006, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 23 2006, 03:06 PM) Asswipe. Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily. I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"! What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!) In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella! Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here! NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that." ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum." You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here... waiting_for_Neohholy shit bo...and you call bondi, gnap, and me harsh. i hope i never get on your bad side sweatheart you just spanked the hell out of that boy
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MichaelDavid |
Jul 1 2006, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 30 2006, 05:28 PM) Pay your long ardous wolrd wide search is over!!!!! ![grinning-smiley-003.gif](style_emoticons/default/grinning-smiley-003.gif) This guy is from Jerusalem... Jerusalem! I don't know, there is just something very disturbing about the fact that Neoh could be wanking his cocktail wiener three blocks from where Jesus died on the cross. Sorry, it just makes me shudder. Whew... just when you think things can't get any worse in the Middle East. Oh, by the by Bondi, what was that you were saying about lengthy messages? *cough* Boanna's tirade *cough*
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