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[mountainlust]

A couple of drinks with friends and you spot a pair of sexy eyes staring at you from across the room...8 hours later you wake up to those eyes back at your place, you're both naked and throughout the day you piece together a wild night you barely remember!

At a party and your old flame walks in. You've had enough to be feeling good so you make the first bold move. A few hours later that old flame is a blazing hot fire!

We all have stories like this (or have heard some, at least): Alcohol can have an interesting affect on the sex drive and make for a great story later.

What are some of the stories floating around RMM?

[likable]

A couple of drinks with friends and you spot a pair of sexy eyes staring at you from across the room...8 hours later you wake up to those eyes back at your place, you're both naked and throughout the day you piece together a wild night you barely remember!

At a party and your old flame walks in.  You've had enough to be feeling good so you make the first bold move.  A few hours later that old flame is a blazing hot fire!

We all have stories like this (or have heard some, at least): Alcohol can have an interesting affect on the sex drive and make for a great story later.

What are some of the stories floating around RMM?

If i was all alone i'd take him by his cock and march him off to a quiet spot! and have fantastic sex. Maybe even get down to it against the wall where all could see

[mountainlust]

If i was all alone i'd take him by his cock and march him off to a quiet spot! and have fantastic sex. Maybe even get down to it against the wall where all could see

Have you been drinking? I don't follow your reply...

[likable]

Have you been drinking?  I don't follow your reply...

only a few, just enough to get my juices flowing

[mountainlust]

only a few, just enough to get my juices flowing

Yeah, me too...wish I had s'more!

[likable]

Yeah, me too...wish I had s'more!  

it's a shame we weren't at the same party

[mountainlust]

it's a shame we weren't at the same party

And why is that...exactly?

[likable]

And why is that...exactly?  

i would like to think you got "fuck me" eyes

[Armyguy]

I was bored one night, so I went to this bar right. I notice this girl sitting at the end of the bar and think, she's alone, I'm alone, why not annoy the shit out of her. So I walk over, I'm wearing clogs, and I notice she has a shiner, she's got a black eye. So I'm thinging, she doesn't listen. A couple of McNuggets and lies later were back at my place and were having sex doggystyle. Now I didn't plan it, that's just how she passed out. Thank you slow gas leak!

[jrock8]

she’s like, “oh yeah. give it, to me, chewbacca. work it, spider-man. oh. oh, not in my eye, papa smurf.”

and i’m thinking, “is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? or is she just looking at my sheets?"

[Armyguy]

she’s like, “oh yeah. give it, to me, chewbacca. work it, spider-man. oh. oh, not in my eye, papa smurf.”

and i’m thinking, “is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? or is she just looking at my sheets?"
 

Give it to me buggy syle..

Oh yee, yee, yee, naa..

Oh, jimmy crack corn and I don't care!

[paybarraman]

Picked up a friend from the airport returning from Europe. We worked together and I always had a thing for her but never told her. We go to a to see a band, she's still on European time and gets pretty hammered pretty quick......We start going at it in the car....prolly an hour of total gymnastics but couldnt get any penetration - 84 hyundai Excel.......head for a motel...she's passed out....have to carry her naked into the room......she's completey out....so nothing further......

bout a year later, after a night out for a bos who was leaving....am taking drunk and sick boss home and she is with me when that night comes up.....she tells me how she was all "WTF!?!?!? How am I naked and why am I with him??" I told her everything....we get drunk sick boss home...I take her home....have some beers...continue talking about that night.....she kisses me.....then I kiss her......she asks what happens next/where's this going to go....I say I dont know.....she says at least your honest about it......we kiss somemore.....

Then she takes me to the bathroom....we shower.....all over each other...then to the bedroom......her pussy was completely shaved but with a hair remover so no bumps or stubble.....this sex was sober for us both so I remember every detail to this day.......she was every bit as DELICIOUS as I'd always imagined she would be....sucked my cock beautifully......fucked me cowboy, playing with her tits and licking her nipples......some of the best sex Ive ever had.....