Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Road Rage, how do you handle your rage

[ddd35]

And you call yourself a redneck?

it was a weak week .

[jdoggy]

I try to just brush them off as a worthless asshole and show that they aren't effecting me at all. Those are the people that make the driving fatalities statistic so high and I don't want to be one of those numbers.

[ddd35]

I try to just brush them off as a worthless asshole and show that they aren't effecting me at all.  Those are the people that make the driving fatalities statistic so high and I don't want to be one of those numbers.

well thats a good point , but at least if your one of those numbers you could consider yourself somebody

[baby21]

I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... a nice honk and a wave usually embarasses the shit out of people. When I get tailed (for no apparent reason, mind you) I've been known to have a little fun .

that said... I think I hold the record for being flipped off by the most people at the same time... but that's a story for another time.

[phoenix]

I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... a nice honk and a wave usually embarasses the shit out of people. When I get tailed (for no apparent reason, mind you) I've been known to have a little fun .

that said... I think I hold the record for being flipped off by the most people at the same time... but that's a story for another time.

Like when?

[bondiguy]

I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... a nice honk and a wave usually embarasses the shit out of people. When I get tailed (for no apparent reason, mind you) I've been known to have a little fun .

that said... I think I hold the record for being flipped off by the most people at the same time... but that's a story for another time.

I like the term "flipped off" haha

[ddd35]

I like the term "flipped off" haha

[Bobaloo]

I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... a nice honk and a wave usually embarasses the shit out of people. When I get tailed (for no apparent reason, mind you) I've been known to have a little fun .

that said... I think I hold the record for being flipped off by the most people at the same time... but that's a story for another time.

Trust me. If when people are tailing you... there's a reason. They just want another look.

[ddd35]

Trust me.  If when people are tailing you... there's a reason.  They just want another look.

damn I never thought of that ..

[bondiguy]

damn I never thought of that  ..

I am neither shocked or surprised

[ddd35]

I am neither shocked or surprised

I didnt think you would be

[phoenix]

I didnt think you would be

Well, true to form!

[ddd35]

Well, true to form!

a skewed point of view , I fear .

[Bobaloo]

You know, when I'm driving, I often catch people picking their nose. I mean, A LOT. I don't know why I'm victim to having to see people scratch their itchy brains all the time, but it happens. I like to try to get their attention and give them a thumbs up or wave. If their window is open and I'm close enough... or if I meet them at a stoplight, I'll tell them to "pick me a winner, Bobby," a la The Natural with Robert Redford.

[UncleBuck]

You know, when I'm driving, I often catch people picking their nose.  I mean, A LOT.  I don't know why I'm victim to having to see people scratch their itchy brains all the time, but it happens.  I like to try to get their attention and give them a thumbs up or wave.  If their window is open and I'm close enough... or if I meet them at a stoplight, I'll tell them to "pick me a winner, Bobby," a la The Natural with Robert Redford.

thats when I usaully do my best thinking , till someone interupts me!

[Bobaloo]

thats when I usaully do my best thinking , till someone interupts me!

Well played.

[ddd35]

thats when I usaully do my best thinking , till someone interupts me!

awesome

[baby21]

Ok... so this happened about two weeks ago, and I just now thought about how it would be approriate here.

I had this guy honk at me, the light had just turned green and I was slowly going forward because the guy in front of me was doing the same. I guess we weren't moving fast enough for this asshole. I'm in the car with my boyfriend, and our two friends were in the back seat. My boyfriend and I decide to flip the guy off... I flipped him off once and my boyfriend did a whole middle finger dance... I'd guess that this last for at least 3-4 blocks. So the guys decides to tail us and the first chance I get I break pretty hard at a stop sign... nothing rediculous though considering I did have to stop. The guy proceeds to get out of his car he slams his fist into the hood of his car and walks towards my driver's side door. I'm not waiting around to see what he's going to do, so I floor it and turn into the first neighborhood. My friends are all having a good laugh until we see that Mr. Crazy is now following us. We're driving through a residential neighborhood through school zones going about 50mph... I'm running stop signs because I'm afraid Mr. Crazy is going to run into the back of my car. The guys is following us, motioning for us to pull over while flipping us off. The guy totally looks like white trash too. He looks like the motorcycle gang type and is driving a giant Ford Bronco. After this has gone on for quite some time, I pick up my phone and dial 911... he finally turns around and needless to say my friends and I were pretty scared shitless... seriously, who does that!?


And that my friends, is how NOT to handle your road rage.

[bondiguy]

Ok... so this happened about two weeks ago, and I just now thought about how it would be approriate here.

I had this guy honk at me, the light had just turned green and I was slowly going forward because the guy in front of me was doing the same. I guess we weren't moving fast enough for this asshole. I'm in the car with my boyfriend, and our two friends were in the back seat. My boyfriend and I decide to flip the guy off... I flipped him off once and my boyfriend did a whole middle finger dance... I'd guess that this last for at least 3-4 blocks. So the guys decides to tail us and the first chance I get I break pretty hard at a stop sign... nothing rediculous though considering I did have to stop. The guy proceeds to get out of his car he slams his fist into the hood of his car and walks towards my driver's side door. I'm not waiting around to see what he's going to do, so I floor it and turn into the first neighborhood. My friends are all having a good laugh until we see that Mr. Crazy is now following us. We're driving through a residential neighborhood through school zones going about 50mph... I'm running stop signs because I'm afraid Mr. Crazy is going to run into the back of my car. The guys is following us, motioning for us to pull over while flipping us off. The guy totally looks like white trash too. He looks like the motorcycle gang type and is driving a giant Ford Bronco. After this has gone on for quite some time, I pick up my phone and dial 911... he finally turns around and needless to say my friends and I were pretty scared shitless... seriously, who does that!?
And that my friends, is how NOT to handle your road rage.

Unfortunately crazy mother fuckers like that are becoming an all too common theme in regards to Road Rage

[baby21]

Unfortunately crazy mother fuckers like that are becoming an all too common theme in regards to Road Rage

yeeah... it used to be fun to mess around with people and not worry about getting chased and or shot

[penman]

Last year the wife and I were stopped at a red light,when it went green she was a little slow of the mark,the guy in the signwritten van behind couldnt wait and started leaning on his horn,not once but continuously,i was a little pissed at this and gave him a salute,this only got him more worked up and at the next set of lights he got out,came up to the window with his hand in his shirt pretending he had a gun.
I just took a phone picture of him and his van,then rang the police,gave them his van number ,the name of his firm and told them he had a gun,they got very excited about the gun and I bet he was a lot more pissed off when they caught up with him.

[evade20]

Last year the wife and I were stopped at a red light,when it went green she was a little slow of the mark,the guy in the signwritten van behind couldnt wait and started leaning on his horn,not once but continuously,i was a little pissed at this and gave him a salute,this only got him more worked up and at the next set of lights he got out,came up to the window with his hand in his shirt pretending he had a gun.
I just took a phone picture of him and his van,then rang the police,gave them his van number ,the name of his firm and told them he had a gun,they got very excited about the gun and I bet he was a lot more pissed off when they caught up with him.

I knew camera phones were good for something besides taking gorgeous pics of your wife... Though I rather see the pics of your wife...

[closeup]

Ok... so this happened about two weeks ago, and I just now thought about how it would be approriate here.

I had this guy honk at me, the light had just turned green and I was slowly going forward because the guy in front of me was doing the same. I guess we weren't moving fast enough for this asshole. I'm in the car with my boyfriend, and our two friends were in the back seat. My boyfriend and I decide to flip the guy off... I flipped him off once and my boyfriend did a whole middle finger dance... I'd guess that this last for at least 3-4 blocks. So the guys decides to tail us and the first chance I get I break pretty hard at a stop sign... nothing rediculous though considering I did have to stop. The guy proceeds to get out of his car he slams his fist into the hood of his car and walks towards my driver's side door. I'm not waiting around to see what he's going to do, so I floor it and turn into the first neighborhood. My friends are all having a good laugh until we see that Mr. Crazy is now following us. We're driving through a residential neighborhood through school zones going about 50mph... I'm running stop signs because I'm afraid Mr. Crazy is going to run into the back of my car. The guys is following us, motioning for us to pull over while flipping us off. The guy totally looks like white trash too. He looks like the motorcycle gang type and is driving a giant Ford Bronco. After this has gone on for quite some time, I pick up my phone and dial 911... he finally turns around and needless to say my friends and I were pretty scared shitless... seriously, who does that!?
And that my friends, is how NOT to handle your road rage.

I think that your boyfriend should have gotten out of the car and cleaned this guys clock. If anyone ever comes to my drivers side window, after giving me the finger, he'd better be ready to back it up. I have a real low tolerence for for this kind of bullshit. Maybe it comes from riding a motorcycle for so long, but when some asshole in a car tries to intimadate me, they'd better be ready for me being really pissed off. It's like they're risking YOUR life to save two minutes. I've thumped more than one head off the pavement of guys who have that attitude. And, the problem is, it's only gonna get worse.

[bondiguy]

  yeeah... it used to be fun to mess around with people and not worry about getting chased and or shot

Thats why I dont let shit get 2 me on the road anymore, I dont wanna get shot!

[baby21]

Thats why I dont let shit get 2 me on the road anymore, I dont wanna get shot!

Yeah... I actually had a girl at work tell me she had two guys in a car chase her when she was driving alone, and they followed her all the way to the police station... some people are real creeps.

[baby21]

Last year the wife and I were stopped at a red light,when it went green she was a little slow of the mark,the guy in the signwritten van behind couldnt wait and started leaning on his horn,not once but continuously,i was a little pissed at this and gave him a salute,this only got him more worked up and at the next set of lights he got out,came up to the window with his hand in his shirt pretending he had a gun.
I just took a phone picture of him and his van,then rang the police,gave them his van number ,the name of his firm and told them he had a gun,they got very excited about the gun and I bet he was a lot more pissed off when they caught up with him.

Very nice!! I wonder what's going through some people's heads when they decide to do shit like that when everyone and their grandmother's own cell phones.

[Bobaloo]

Yeah... I actually had a girl at work tell me she had two guys in a car chase her when she was driving alone, and they followed her all the way to the police station... some people are real creeps.

That's the best thing you can do, is just let them follow you to the police station... especially if you're a girl who's all alone. There's some fucked up people out there

[baby21]

That's the best thing you can do, is just let them follow you to the police station... especially if you're a girl who's all alone. There's some fucked up people out there

Stupid creepers... ruining stuff for the rest of us.

[Bobaloo]

  Stupid creepers... ruining stuff for the rest of us.

I agree. I mean, I'm just a mild stalker, but all the real psychos make me look bad.

[bondiguy]

Yeah... I actually had a girl at work tell me she had two guys in a car chase her when she was driving alone, and they followed her all the way to the police station... some people are real creeps.

I didn't do it