Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ The Queef A.k.a. Pussy Fart, Funny? Embarrassing? would do you think?

[johnny wadd]

I usually hear this while giving it to her doggy style.I find it funny

[Gnappster]

I usually hear this while giving it to her doggy style.I find it funny

I was giving it to your woman doggy style last night and noticed nothing out of the ordinary


But really, it's inevitable at some points. As long as it's not coming out of her ass, it's coolio.

[UncleBuck]

I was giving it to your woman doggy style last night and noticed nothing out of the ordinary 
But really, it's inevitable at some points. As long as it's not coming out of her ass, it's coolio.

now that is just funny.. the dreaded pussy fart.. I have always found it as a great ice breaker ...goes something like this pussy fart... opps..sorry...oh thats okay...What was your name again?
just kidding fact of life plug em hard and long enough bound to happen

[johnny wadd]

I was giving it to your woman doggy style last night and noticed nothing out of the ordinary 
But really, it's inevitable at some points. As long as it's not coming out of her ass, it's coolio.

Well you dont have to worry about me going near your boyfriend,I want no part of the Queefs coming out of his ass.

[Bobaloo]

I usually hear this while giving it to her doggy style.I find it funny

I'll never forget the first time it happened when I was with this one girl I dated a while back. It kept happening the whole day. She felt she had to justify it. She kept saying, "it's just air." Too funny. I didn't really care what it was coming out of there, I just couldn't wait to keep pounding it back into her.

But that's over now. She is now married to an assistant pastor or something. I imagine she video tapes air coming out of her husband's ass while the head pastor is pounding away at it. Funny how things turn out... in the end.

[bondiguy]

luv2cubounce's high heels thread has a new contendor for worst ever thread.... this is not only sick and sigusting but it is fucking stupid!

[johnny wadd]

luv2cubounce's high heels thread has a new contendor for worst ever thread.... this is not only sick and sigusting but it is fucking stupid!

"sigusting"? Talk about fucking stupid!

[evade20]

"sigusting"? Talk about fucking stupid!

Bondi is correct...This thread is fucking stupid and "disgusting."

[bondiguy]

"sigusting"? Talk about fucking stupid!

if u look down at your keyboard the S is right near the D u fucktard. I dont have the time to correct a little mistake like that, let alone create a thread decicated to farts coming from female genetalia!

Do not fuck with me because I am in no mood for retards like you

Bondi is correct...This thread is fucking stupid and "disgusting."

thank you

[diane26]

[UncleBuck]

I'm with ya d26
but a pussy fart is just a fact of life am I right, or am I right

[diane26]

    I'm with ya d26
but a pussy fart is just a fact of life am I right, or am I right

I don't discuss such things I mean I am not one easily embarrased or not up to par for talking about things but this is just one of those things I think most girls just dont care to bring up. It is not something enjoyable for us and fact of life or not still doesnt spark good memories ya know?? I am just thankful it happens ever so often and usually only one way so not an everyday fact of life.

[johnny wadd]

if u look down at your keyboard the S is right near the D u fucktard. I dont have the time to correct a little mistake like that, let alone create a thread decicated to farts coming from female genetalia!

Do not fuck with me because I am in no mood for retards like you
thank you

Well, Mate, if you plan on being a smartass ease up on the monkey spanking so your fingers aren't cramping and you can hit the right keys so you dont look stupid yourself. Maybe I should create the same thread day after day but just change the girls name like you do. Don't fuck with you, or what? you send a kangaroo with boxing gloves after me? Go put another shrimp on the barbi kid.If you don't like the thread don't comment and it will die mate.

[diane26]

Well, Mate, if you plan on being a smartass ease up on the monkey spanking so your fingers aren't cramping and you can hit the right keys so you dont look stupid yourself. Maybe I should create the same thread day after day but just change the girls name like you do. Don't fuck with you, or what? you send a kangaroo with boxing gloves after me? Go put another shrimp on the barbi kid.If you don't like the thread don't comment and it will die mate.

I think they are called Prawns in Aussie World.

Throw one on for me too I love shrimp

[mountainlust]

Experienced it twice with two different girls and we laughed both times. One time she laughed so hard it kept going for several seconds... hysterical, but i wouldn't be upset if it never happened again.

[diane26]

Experienced it twice with two different girls and we laughed both times.  One time she laughed so hard it kept going for several seconds... hysterical, but i wouldn't be upset if it never happened again.

I did not laugh one bit I was mortified

[bondiguy]

Well, Mate, if you plan on being a smartass ease up on the monkey spanking so your fingers aren't cramping and you can hit the right keys so you dont look stupid yourself. Maybe I should create the same thread day after day but just change the girls name like you do. Don't fuck with you, or what? you send a kangaroo with boxing gloves after me? Go put another shrimp on the barbi kid.If you don't like the thread don't comment and it will die mate.

I apolgise in advance to all the "good" Americans I know and have met but you sir are why the rest of the world HATES your country. You are ignorant and short sighted. Did you know there was a whole world outside of America? With good people and different ideas?

Show me where I resorted to racism or childish slander? Also, do not call me mate because I am not your mate. That is a privilage you have to earn.

Spanking the monkey? Show me a guy who doesn't do that you fucking idiot. I do not work in an office, I do not type everyday for a living. My typing skills are shit yes. Is that all you have to offend me with?

If you'll see one of Diane's replies this subject isn't something that females enjoy talking about. So if you are trying to get participation levels up you have alienated about half of the members here, if not more.

You want to know what I can do? I wasn't physically threatening you but as usual tough guys resort to violence even though I am thousands of miles away. What I will do is turn this place into a desert. Then, after I have done this, you can talk about pussy farts, smelly cunts and whatever else floats your boat.

[johnny wadd]

Well bondiboy it was a threat you made. This leads me to believe that you are one of these internet pimple popping tough guys. Get on a banana boat and be a man and threaten me face to face(maybe play some "Men at Work",that would scare me).Who died and made you the conscience of RMM?You can't scare me physically so you threaten to make a desert out of this place?Oh Please.It seems this place is very important to you, I guess it is the only way to get a pretty woman to talk to you huh? If the ladies here prefer a guy like you then these are not the type of ladies that I want P.M.ing me anyway. Remember pal if you ever get up the courage and scratch up the scheckles or whatever the hell you call your money in that penal colony you call home and you happen to visit a real country,P.M. me and I will pick you up at the airport. I posted a sex related Post in Sex Talk,I broke no rules. If people do not like the subject then they wont comment in it. Only a bugwit would hate the topic but keep posting in it so it stays on the board. I'm no newbie. I have been here long enough to see your lame crap before. Oh bondiboy says the posts are repeating, Oh bondiboy doesn't like the subject, Oh Bondiboy hates Newbies. Maybe we should all be bondiboy clones and repeat the same topics just with another girls name next to it. It takes real brains to do that. I'd leave here because I can't stand you but I won't let a little punk like you win.If nobody talks to me so be it,I have a life outside of RMM unlike you.

[bondiguy]

Well bondiboy it was a threat you made. This leads me to believe that you are one of these internet pimple popping tough guys. Get on a banana boat and be a man and threaten me face to face(maybe play some "Men at Work",that would scare me).Who died and made you the conscience of RMM?You can't scare me physically so you threaten to make a desert out of this place?Oh Please.It seems this place is very important to you, I guess it is the only way to get a pretty woman to talk to you huh? If the ladies here prefer a guy like you then these are not the type of ladies that I want P.M.ing me anyway. Remember pal if you ever get up the courage and scratch up the scheckles or whatever the hell you call your money in that penal colony you call home and you happen to visit a real country,P.M. me and I will pick you up at the airport. I posted a sex related Post in Sex Talk,I broke no rules. If people do not like the subject then they wont comment in it. Only a bugwit would hate the topic but keep posting in it so it stays on the board. I'm no newbie. I have been here long enough to see your lame crap before. Oh bondiboy says the posts are repeating, Oh bondiboy doesn't like the subject, Oh Bondiboy hates Newbies. Maybe we should all be bondiboy clones and repeat the same topics just with another girls name next to it. It takes real brains to do that. I'd leave here because I can't stand you but I won't let a little punk like you win.If nobody talks to me so be it,I have a life outside of RMM unlike you.

Wadd,

As usual Americans consider violenence before anything else so i can see how you took what i said as a threat. Threaten you face to face? Please I have much better things to do with my time.

once again your slander towards Australia does not hurt me. Americans can weild out the usual "throw another shrimp on the barbie, convict colony, men at work" comments but you are so far off the mark I find it humourous.

Getting pretty ladies to talk to me? Funnily enough most of them approach me and the thing is I am engaged. I have a beautiful Fiancee that some members here have seen and can attest to so I do not need this place to get women. I have never and dont plan to ever meet anyone from here. It is fun, I have a laugh and thats the extent of what I take out of RMM.

I never said you broke any rules and never called you a "newbie". I just said this was a dumb topic. Everyone has an opinion and that was mine. Can't you handle people being different? You crap on about not being a clone but as soon as someone differs from your opinion you break out the Ignorant American within and show the rest of us how simple you really are.

Dude I could not care if you left or not. It matters to me little. You are a walking contradiction and I truely feel sorry for who you are.

[diane26]

Oh God please I want to note Johnny's Views about other countries and america are NOT SHARED BY ALL OF US AND I THINK THE BASH ON AUSTRAILIA WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE!!!!!!

I just wanted to say that because I really hate when "my people" act like our country is the God Country of the world.



Also I have seen Bondi's Fiance' and yes she is a hottie pretty face and body.

[diane26]

Fucking americans

[bondiguy]

Oh God please I want to not Johnny's Views about other countries and america are NOT SHARED BY ALL OF US AND I THINK THE BASH ON AUSTRAILIA WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE!!!!!!

I just wanted to say that because I really hate when "my people" act like our country is the God Country of the world.

Precisly why I apoligised in advance for insulting anyone. Most of the people I have met and become friends with online are Americans. Also, living in a high traffic tourist area such as Bondi Beach I come across Americans on a daily basis and most of them are cool. I have even had one guy stay at my joint for a few days a year or 2 back.

There are however people like Wadd, who seem to have the most exposure, and hence that is why large pockets of the world have taken an Anti American stance. its his ignorant and superior attitude that ruins it for everyone.

I am surprised he didn't tease my pet Kangaroo or the Crocodile that swims in the pool next door!

[Bobaloo]

Oh God please I want to not Johnny's Views about other countries and america are NOT SHARED BY ALL OF US AND I THINK THE BASH ON AUSTRAILIA WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE!!!!!!

I just wanted to say that because I really hate when "my people" act like our country is the God Country of the world.
Also I have seen Bondi's Fiance' and yes she is a hottie pretty face and body.

Ditto!!! I can't stand patriotic ignorance!!! I am proud of who I am and where I am from, but I also am proud of the fact that I can respect others' pride in who they are and where they are from.

Well, ditto up to the fiancé part. I never have seen her

[Vlad]

in all fairness, bondi did kind of resort to the same tactics. Stating american's consider violence first. That is am overused stereotype.

And since when did this place become a dating site?
If you come here to meet women, you're in the wrong site.
You might like some of the women here, but I don't think this place was created for matchmaking. Though I guess it could happen.

[diane26]

Precisly why I apoligised in advance for insulting anyone. Most of the people I have met and become friends with online are Americans. Also, living in a high traffic tourist area such as Bondi Beach I come across Americans on a daily basis and most of them are cool. I have even had one guy stay at my joint for a few days a year or 2 back.

There are however people like Wadd, who seem to have the most exposure, and hence that is why large pockets of the world have taken an Anti American stance. its his ignorant and superior attitude that ruins it for everyone.

I am surprised he didn't tease my pet Kangaroo or the Crocodile that swims in the pool next door!

I hear you Bondi and I saw you put the disclaimer up first so I knew you werent talking about all of us. It is just this Americans are superior than all attitude that about HALF my country has makes me really embarrased and ashamed to be here and why I think I will end up retiring somewhere else it only seems to be getting worse as time goes by.

[Bobaloo]

I am surprised he didn't tease my pet Kangaroo or the Crocodile that swims in the pool next door!

You have a pet kangaroo??

[diane26]

in all fairness, bondi did kind of resort to the same tactics. Stating american's consider violence first. That is am overused stereotype.

And since when did this place become a dating site?
If you come here to meet women, you're in the wrong site.
You might like some of the women here, but I don't think this place was created for matchmaking. Though I guess it could happen.

Well screw you our Date is now off.

[bondiguy]

in all fairness, bondi did kind of resort to the same tactics. Stating american's consider violence first. That is am overused stereotype.

And since when did this place become a dating site?
If you come here to meet women, you're in the wrong site.
You might like some of the women here, but I don't think this place was created for matchmaking. Though I guess it could happen.

I resorted only to those tactics after some racist remarks about the wealth of my nation, a kangaroo joke and some other racist slander. It is fighting fire with fire

I hear you Bondi and I saw you put the disclaimer up first so I knew you werent talking about all of us. It is just this Americans are superior than all attitude that about HALF my country has makes me really embarrased and ashamed to be here and why I think I will end up retiring somewhere else it only seems to be getting worse as time goes by.

I hear Sydney is great this time of year

It's funny because Aussies are one of very few places left that still like the yanks, both politcally and socially, although it is waivering with the whole Iraq thing and general superiority behaviour

[bondiguy]

You have a pet kangaroo??

Yup! haha, thats me.... im the white guy!

officially one of the worst movies ever made haha

btw Vlad, not sure who it was directed to but I have NEVER lookep upon RMM as a matchmaking/date site. If you read the very first post in my 411 thread I stated so even way back then.

I have a Fiancee who I love deeply and this place is all about a laugh and a good time 4 me

[diane26]

I resorted only to those tactics after some racist remarks about the wealth of my nation, a kangaroo joke and some other racist slander. It is fighting fire with fire
I hear Sydney is great this time of year

It's funny because Aussies are one of very few places left that still like the yanks, both politcally and socially, although it is waivering with the whole Iraq thing and general superiority behaviour

I am serious I am gonna look into it wouldnt be real soon but hard to find a spot where being american I would be accepted . Ugh I just get so sick of our politics here and the superior attutiude we have. I was gonna move to canada but to cold . After hearing aobut the vacation times and seeing the beach pics and stuff hell who wouldn't want to live in Aussie land.

I dont even know the sterotypical remarks about your country I didnt feel like googling the words Johnny was using on some of the attatcks.