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Breast Jokes, ....because everyone needs to laugh.
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Sep 24 2005, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 24 2005, 05:01 PM) A short guide to Malespeak: "I'm a romantic."= "I'm poor." "I want a commitment."= "I'm sick of jerking off." "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"= "Nice tits." "I have something important to tell you.:= "Get tested." "I've been thinking alot."= You're not as attractiveas you were when I was drunk." "I've learned alot from you."= "Next!" closeup that was cool
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Sep 26 2005, 11:08 PM
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A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her. Once more he refused, explaning that as a doctor he simply could not. After another fifteen minutes passed, the woman begged him again. "Look I'm sorry, I just can't kiss you, In fact," he sighed, "I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
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Sep 27 2005, 06:21 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 26 2005, 11:08 PM) A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her. Once more he refused, explaning that as a doctor he simply could not. After another fifteen minutes passed, the woman begged him again. "Look I'm sorry, I just can't kiss you, In fact," he sighed, "I probably shouldn't even be fucking you." very good I like that one
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Sep 27 2005, 08:37 AM
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Morning sex??????? John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to Daddy.
Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
His note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to" take this to the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand !
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Sep 27 2005, 11:48 AM
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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Sep 27 2005, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 24 2005, 05:01 PM) A short guide to Malespeak: "I'm a romantic."= "I'm poor." "I want a commitment."= "I'm sick of jerking off." "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"= "Nice tits." "I have something important to tell you.:= "Get tested." "I've been thinking alot."= You're not as attractiveas you were when I was drunk." "I've learned alot from you."= "Next!"
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I like guys who are bad, even when they're good!! As for you girls, there are no limits!!!
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Sep 27 2005, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 26 2005, 11:08 PM) A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her. Once more he refused, explaning that as a doctor he simply could not. After another fifteen minutes passed, the woman begged him again. "Look I'm sorry, I just can't kiss you, In fact," he sighed, "I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
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I like guys who are bad, even when they're good!! As for you girls, there are no limits!!!
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