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[diane26]

In a few short hours I am going to be forced to cut apart a sheeps eyeball.

[Gnappster]

In a few short hours I am going to be forced to cut apart a sheeps eyeball. 

That's OK, in a few short hours I am going to spank my monkey.

sounds kinda gross and interesting at the same time (the sheeps eyeball part I mean).

[sexysotslad]

in a fw short hours i will also be spanking monkey bout the sey girls on rmm what ammunition that is x x

[diane26]

That's OK, in a few short hours I am going to spank my monkey.

sounds kinda gross and interesting at the same time (the sheeps eyeball part I mean).

I am not wanting to do this at all, most the stuff I have been ok with next quarter have to disect cats not impressed either but will get bye but this is absolutely not ok. The teacher jokingly told us make sure our mouths are shut when we cut cause they squirt.

I think I am gonna make my lab partner do it.

[sexysotslad]

dont blame u di honey

[Gnappster]

I am not wanting to do this at all, most the stuff I have been ok with next quarter have to disect cats not impressed either but will get bye but this is absolutely not ok. The teacher jokingly told us make sure our mouths are shut when we cut cause they squirt.

I think I am gonna make my lab partner do it. 

you're ok with dissecting fluffy the cat but a sheep's eyeball is taboo?

Todd Flanders: Ow! My eyeball!

[diane26]

you're ok with dissecting fluffy the cat but a sheep's eyeball is taboo?

Todd Flanders: Ow! My eyeball! 

No not ok with the cat either and dont understand why a cat I am not gonna be a vet ironically rther do a cadaver of a adult than a cat. But I have seen them and stuff and I will get through it. the eyeball on the other hand is gonna be big and juicy and just sick. SO is the cat but at least all drained and stuff mainly just using the cats to learn the muscles.

[Gnappster]

No not ok with the cat either and dont understand why a cat I am not gonna be a vet ironically rther do a cadaver of a adult than a cat. But I have seen them and stuff and I will get through it. the eyeball on the other hand is gonna be big and juicy and just sick. SO is the cat but at least all drained and stuff mainly just using the cats to learn the muscles.

up north they eat raw seal eyeballs like ice cream.

I was watching Survivorman which is a show about this dude who goes to all these remote locations and has to survive for 7 days or reach civilization and all he gets is like half an energy bar and a pocket knife and when he was in the arctic he got picked up by a dogsled team on the 7th day and they offered him the seal eyeball, he was so hungry he gladly ate it and said it wasn't bad.
That's my non sexual story of the day.

[diane26]

up north they eat raw seal eyeballs like ice cream.

I was watching Survivorman which is a show about this dude who goes to all these remote locations and has to survive for 7 days or reach civilization and all he gets is like half an energy bar and a pocket knife and when he was in the arctic he got picked up by a dogsled team on the 7th day and they offered him the seal eyeball, he was so hungry he gladly ate it and said it wasn't bad.
That's my non sexual story of the day.

yeah our teacher is a bit out there and been to many countries and he was talking about how many places eat eyeballs and toungues well here I have heard of eating cow toungues as well.


I will pass just the thought is enough to make me loose it.

[janus]

Btw, why you guys have these "cutting lab sessions"? Is that a biology lesson or something??

[diane26]

Btw, why you guys have these "cutting lab sessions"? Is that a biology lesson or something??

For me it is anatomy and physiology I am in school to be a nurse

[janus]

And they teach you to cut sheeps eyeballs???

[diane26]

And they teach you to cut sheeps eyeballs??? 

It is more so about learning the parts of the eyeball so you have to take it apart I guess animals are easier and cheaper to get than cadavers.


This is NOT the fun part of nursing school

[diane26]

It is more so about learning the parts of the eyeball so you have to take it apart I guess animals are easier and cheaper to get than cadavers.
This is NOT the fun part of nursing school

Well I should take that back some people think it is there is one girl that asked if she can have an extra eyeball in lab to "play with"

[janus]

Oookayh, if I would be a teacher I would seriously think twice if my one of students asks something like that..

[diane26]

Oookayh, if I would be a teacher I would seriously think twice if my one of students asks something like that..

You would be shock how many students are excited for todays lab. Me not one bit. But there are a lot that just love doing this stuff shoot the teacher himself loves dicecting things. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

I just wanted to dress up like a nurse and look cute

[Gnappster]

Well I should take that back some people think it is there is one girl that asked if she can have an extra eyeball in lab to "play with"  

if i was the prof, i would have said, "I've got a couple balls for you to play with after class".

[Gnappster]

Btw, why you guys have these "cutting lab sessions"? Is that a biology lesson or something??

I figured it was Home Ec.

[diane26]

if i was the prof, i would have said, "I've got a couple balls for you to play with after class".

[janus]

I just wanted to dress up like a nurse and look cute

Sounds a LOT better than cutting eyeballs

[diane26]

Sounds a LOT better than cutting eyeballs

Here was me in training way back in the day when a friend had a baby I dont look much the same anymore so I will leave up for a bit. this was like 8 years ago.

[7mary3]

Do you also get to attend an autopsy while in nursing school?

[Gnappster]

Here was me in training way back in the day when a friend had a baby I dont look much the same anymore so I will leave up for a bit. this was like 8 years ago.

you get the rubber glove on, I'll bend over

[janus]

Here was me in training way back in the day when a friend had a baby I dont look much the same anymore so I will leave up for a bit. this was like 8 years ago.

This is not exactly the stereotype nurse "dress" but I guess it's quite difficult to work with latex miniskirt

[Christof]

Here was me in training way back in the day when a friend had a baby I dont look much the same anymore so I will leave up for a bit. this was like 8 years ago.

Wowser not only do you have a HAWT body but your gorgeous as well, and this is second time ive caught the 'only leave up for a bit pics' from you, definitely my lucky week

[diane26]

This is not exactly the stereotype nurse "dress" but I guess it's quite difficult to work with latex miniskirt

Yeah not what I was talking about either but scrubs can be cute on a girl too.

[Christof]

you cut the eyeball yet? how was it?

I was meant to do it for one of my A-levels but it was around the time of the whole mad cow disease thing so the school wouldnt let us. In hind site im really really grateful for that

[diane26]

you cut the eyeball yet? how was it?

I was meant to do it for one of my A-levels but it was around the time of the whole mad cow disease thing so the school wouldnt let us.  In hind site im really really grateful for that

Noooooooo I got SOOOOOOO lucky the Lab Tech from the main campus forgot the eyeballs so it is postponed until next weeks lab which we will also be doing a pigs lungs and throat and heart

But at least all the yucky shit will be in one lab. Today instead we did lab stuff for senses.

[foghorn]

join the club diane
here a list of everything i can remember disecting in college and high school. worm, frogs, sheep brain, fetal pigs, sheep eye, 3 yes 3 cats (i'm not a fan of cats), human cadaver.

and yes sometimes the eyes squirt

[diane26]

Do you also get to attend an autopsy while in nursing school?

No not here that would be cool, they do in Tacoma well they do cadavers period but not in my county to cheap. And no watching autopsy either I heard we have one cadaver that the Teacher will take you to the slab to disect and stuff if you want but not sure if its true.