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post Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM
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this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck).

That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit.

If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives).


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johnfreak   Hey, You Guys Notice My New Banners?   Jan 5 2007, 12:02 AM
bondiguy   So what kinda cut are you getting? :P   Jan 5 2007, 12:22 AM
closeup   I kinda got the impression he was giving us the ab...   Jan 5 2007, 12:37 AM
bondiguy   Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing ...   Jan 5 2007, 12:42 AM
ddd35   oh baby ..   Jan 5 2007, 02:48 PM
johnfreak   I Get a cut of course, and I would never personall...   Jan 5 2007, 12:52 AM
closeup   That's what I thought. This site would be a d...   Jan 5 2007, 12:56 AM
johnfreak   I try and play it straight when I can. speakin...   Jan 5 2007, 01:08 AM
bondiguy   I know, im just fucking with ya   Jan 5 2007, 08:27 AM
ddd35   you wish !   Jan 5 2007, 02:47 PM
bondiguy   Actually... I think he does :blink:   Jan 5 2007, 05:02 PM
ddd35   lol righttttt :P   Jan 5 2007, 06:46 PM
johnfreak   can't believe none of you girls bought this ye...   Jan 7 2007, 11:56 AM
bondiguy   Maybe they have spent all their money at the pos...   Jan 7 2007, 11:20 PM
Assfucker   Did you use it on yer man-pagina? :eatme:   Jan 8 2007, 02:58 PM
johnfreak   heh, of course! :2thumbsup:   Jan 8 2007, 03:28 PM
Assfucker   atta boy :thumbup:   Jan 8 2007, 03:50 PM
johnfreak   bahhhh, I am telling you this thing rivals anythin...   Jan 8 2007, 11:48 AM
johnfreak   hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some f...   Jan 8 2007, 02:40 PM
hott1976   only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for...   Jan 8 2007, 08:50 PM
johnfreak   ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me ...   Jan 9 2007, 08:30 PM
Bobaloo   Just so everyone can appreciate the evening prope...   Jan 9 2007, 11:51 PM
Gnappster   C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. ...   Jan 10 2007, 11:46 AM
bondiguy   And I would get in as the token Aussie :thumbup:   Jan 11 2007, 12:27 AM
ontippytoes   *ears perking up* Slumber party?? Hope my invi...   Jan 9 2007, 11:56 PM
bondiguy   good thinking.... Make sure there is a cam at...   Jan 8 2007, 10:38 PM
bondiguy   What a considerate man you are!!!   Jan 10 2007, 02:13 AM
bondiguy   Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for we...   Jan 19 2007, 05:36 PM
Bobaloo   too funny. I was just having that conversation w...   Jan 19 2007, 06:07 PM
bondiguy   What was your response? :unsure:   Jan 19 2007, 07:36 PM
Bobaloo   I was, Damn, I live in the land of the hottest wo...   Jan 20 2007, 11:24 AM
evade20   :roflmao:   Jan 20 2007, 11:25 AM
ddd35   wow you need to move to Iowa ...   Jan 20 2007, 11:26 AM
evade20   She must be a real mover and shaker, 'cause...   Jan 19 2007, 11:36 PM
ddd35   Yep !!!! :nahnah: its to keep...   Jan 20 2007, 10:27 AM
ddd35   HEy evade isnt new york were that sitcom Queer e...   Jan 20 2007, 10:56 AM
Bobaloo   Don't know what that has to do with anything,...   Jan 20 2007, 11:20 AM
ddd35   relevance is simple = The queer guy was from...   Jan 20 2007, 11:25 AM
Bobaloo   There's lots of gay people from Chicago. The...   Jan 20 2007, 11:31 AM
ddd35   LOL there is none just like most of your post...   Jan 20 2007, 11:33 AM
ddd35   but thanks for admitting it !! :nahnah:   Jan 20 2007, 11:34 AM
bondiguy   It has nothing to do with anything!! ...   Jan 20 2007, 09:56 PM
natalie   I have a friend that actually raises his beer a...   Jan 21 2007, 02:40 PM
ddd35   I guess I have changed the subject topic of th...   Jan 21 2007, 04:35 PM
bondiguy   :lol: I like it :thumbup: It still surprises...   Jan 22 2007, 12:14 AM
ddd35   Yes I agree I ll be honest I have a close gir...   Jan 22 2007, 11:09 AM
Gnappster   It's even worse where I live. Half the ...   Jan 22 2007, 02:18 PM
closeup   It's almost as spooky as getting a letter fro...   Jan 22 2007, 03:42 PM
Gnappster   computers huh...is that anything like the world ...   Jan 22 2007, 05:14 PM
closeup   I wish I'd have thought to invent the Interne...   Jan 22 2007, 05:17 PM
bondiguy   I hear that its on computers now!   Jan 22 2007, 10:55 PM
Bobaloo   this thread just buzzed on by while i had a busy ...   Jan 23 2007, 01:25 AM
bondiguy   :lol: I have seen that t shirt out and about   Jan 23 2007, 06:59 AM

 

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