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amberis1985	Jan 25 2006, 05:45 PM Post #1
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 710 Joined: 25-September 05 From: Minnesota Member No.: 10,581	My bf found this site its really funny http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html , I just wanted to share with everybody. Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. 6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. 7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. 9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. 10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. 11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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Gnappster	Jan 25 2006, 05:51 PM Post #2
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	haha, I've seen these before but there are always new ones. I'll see if I can dig up some not on here. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

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amberis1985 Chuck Norris Facts Jan 25 2006, 05:45 PM

jrock8 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: i LOV... Jan 25 2006, 05:46 PM

Gnappster haha, I've seen these before but there are alw... Jan 25 2006, 05:51 PM

johnny wadd At a press conference, a reporter asked Chuck Norr... Jan 25 2006, 05:53 PM

Gnappster Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did... Jan 25 2006, 05:55 PM

beerhunter This has to be my fav. Chuck Norris and Mr. T wal... Jan 25 2006, 05:56 PM

johnny wadd The bar was instantly destroyed, LMFAO! He... Jan 25 2006, 05:58 PM

Gnappster don't get me started on Mr.T facts.....fool ... Jan 25 2006, 05:59 PM

johnny wadd That dude was one tough bastard.I remember years ... Jan 25 2006, 06:05 PM

Gnappster awww fuck it...here are the Mr T facts: World cha... Jan 25 2006, 06:07 PM

amberis1985 So funny! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :r... Jan 25 2006, 09:14 PM

johnny wadd Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are actually the names... Jan 25 2006, 09:29 PM

amberis1985 :lol: Jan 26 2006, 10:14 PM

COMEDYMAN BWAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! these are fuckin... Jan 26 2006, 11:16 PM

COMEDYMAN 11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' bear... Jan 26 2006, 11:19 PM

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